Point and Laugh, Boys: Boise State Just Choked
by outsidethesidelines on Nov 27, 2010 12:58 AM CST
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PrintWell, at least one pack of ass clowns wearing orange and blue went down today. Boise State just pissed away a big lead and lost in overtime to Nevada after the Boise kicker missed two chip-shot field goals, one to win the game in regulation and the other to open the first overtime period. I guess you just don't walk into, ah, who the hell am I kidding, I don't know where Nevada plays even though the girl just told me five minutes ago.
Anyway, Boise totally deserves to be in the national championship game, and why hasn't Kellen Moore gotten more Heisman Trophy buzz? Look, they beat Virginia Tech -- Virginia Tech!!! Perennial ACC powerhouse -- and they've been beating everybody in the WAC by like 50 points a game. Why can't you people respect the sheer awesomeness of this team? This is an even bigger snub than when Marshall didn't get to play FSU in 1999.
But seriously, though, make sure you rush out and buy Dan Wetzel's "Death to the BCS" about how pure greed and elitist power-brokers are keeping deserving teams like Boise from earning their rightful place in the national championship game. Hey, you've gotta wipe your ass with something, and unfortunately I'm betting there is a toilet paper shortage in the state of Alabama right now.
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If Kyle Brotzman is smart
he’ll miss that flight back to Boise.
by Mitchell Smilie on Nov 27, 2010 1:02 AM CST reply actions
I know, now I am glad to not be Auburn and to not be Brotzman!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Nov 27, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
We shit the bed
Boise decided it was in vogue, and joined us. Yet another orange and blue program that feels it necessary to copy us.
by BamaThrasher on Nov 27, 2010 1:05 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
You must be trying to make the meltdown
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Nov 27, 2010 1:10 AM CST up reply actions
oh
I am sure I already made, I mentioned rape involved with a father in law and a wife
by BamaThrasher on Nov 27, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
ohhhhho nasty!
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Nov 27, 2010 1:12 AM CST up reply actions
yep
it was bad, I am in shock, Boise had this in the bag, and just like us shit the bed, they have no one to blame but themselves
by BamaThrasher on Nov 27, 2010 1:14 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but we are in the SEC, Boise is uh.....
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Nov 27, 2010 1:48 AM CST up reply actions
I can't believe I went to bed early and missed that.
"Have a goal. And to reach that goal you better have a plan. Have a plan that you believe in so strongly that you'll never compromise." 'Bear'
Your bitterness is showing, OTS.
…I’m right there with you though.
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Am I the only one
Who just doesn’t give a shit about the outcome of this game? If Alabama hadn’t choked on a porn star cock in yesterday’s game, then it would be an entirely different story. But for now, nothing will make up for our disaster yesterday.
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
by rhYno on Nov 27, 2010 4:13 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I felt the same way
I really can’t laugh at them after the choke job we pulled
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Nov 27, 2010 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe . . .
. . .but
1) Nevada doesn’t have a payroll for its players, different animal to lose to. Colin K is great, but he’s not yet gone pro!
2) Alabama fans, when they lose the chance, go back to the drawing board. Boise fans chant “Conspiracy”.
To sum, it is all a conspiracy, and you should be paranoid because we make fun of you and the way you dress. Boise talks a tough game, they do, but they do not play the same level of competition week in and week out and guess what? It shows, princess!
You guys should cobble together a crappy bowl game played in your own little stadium to worship at the altar of your ego. Wait! You already did that didn’t you? Well, you sure showed all of us!
;-)
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
by Aardvark on Nov 27, 2010 8:55 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
have a rec.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 27, 2010 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
maybe if Boise started its own bowl
they could actually fill that 32k seat stadium for once
by Tony Ridinger on Nov 29, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Sadly, Nevada may be ranked above us come tomorrow. Or close anyway.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
and what would they be ranked if they played in the SEC west?
notice i said WEST not EAST
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With or without Hat Magic?
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
BUT GUYS, BOISE IS 36-2 IN THE LAST THREE SEASONS!!!
Don’t you think that deserves a BCS NCG bid???
I'm wrong all the time.
Yep
Plus they have the cool blue turf and OMGz beat OU and Statuez of Liberty and the running back married the cheerleader with cankles.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Nov 27, 2010 10:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Where is Tempe...
That fucker owes me a serious case of crow-eating. If you can’t run a WAC skeddie, and give up 500+ yards in the process, you don’t belong
/but they returned 22 starters who beat TCU last year :(
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 27, 2010 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
I will tell you what though
See the way Moore gets rid of the ball? See him spot a guy and get it deep, lay it right over their shoulder deep? That little bastard could play at a great many “power” schools, start, and clean up.
He’s great.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Mid Major Snickering
…maybe you guys forgot what Utah did to us two bowls ago?
I think BSU is great; they’ve lost 1 game in 25, to a ranked team with their own not-quite-Cam.
And the BCS is stupid, and does seem to be based on monied interests.
Come to think of it, I don’t think that I agreed with anything that you said – except maybe the Marshall slight : )
Point not, lest thou pointest at thee
So how much did Alabama win by in their game? Oh, yeah. They lost.
The Tide came out of the first quarter leading 21-0. And while Auburn was quickly closing the gap over the next two quarters, all that Alabama could do was kick two field goals. Then Auburn got a fourth TD in the fourth quarter. Meanwhile the Tide didn’t score anything else. One blown game, 28-27.
Contrast that with BSU and Nevada. We came out of the first quarter with a single field goal, leading 3-0. A field goal booted in by Kyle Brotzman (does the name sound familiar?) In the second quarter we scored another 21 points, while Nevada finally starts to move with a touchdown of their own. End of the first half and the score is 24-7. In the third quarter, we’re starting to lose it and Nevada is beginning to press us. End of the third and the score is 24-14. Finally we come to the last quarter. A Nevada touchdown and a field goal and the game is tied 24-24. But what’s this?! Here comes BSU with another touchdown (31-24), and renewed hope for won game. Nope. Those nasty Wolfpack players won’t ROLL over and let us win, so we’re both tied again, 31-31. Two seconds left in the fourth quarter, and EVERYthing is resting on Brotzman’s shoulders. Off the kick goes, missing the goal posts on the right. Overtime.
One more field goal attempt. Even more pressure to not blow it. Off to the left. Four more plays, a successful Nevada field goal, and BSU’s dreams were over.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
So tell me, bubba. What’s Alabama’s excuse? Your powerful team was leading Auburn, but then just collapsed, scoring NOTHING in the fourth, and losing in regulation play. Our dink-assed little team kept fighting to the end before finally losing. In overtime.
Let’s face it, bubba. We might be a dink-assed little team in a dink-scheiss little conference. But we kept fighting. You guys? Pff!
Face it, bubbles. Your team screwed the pooch. Maybe we should be pointing and laughing at you.
If you've been around for -oh, about 4 months
You’ve seen our painful analyses and critiques. And, in some cases, there simply are no excuses.
Now, what’s your excuse? Besides the fact that you’re a Top 20 team, in a shitty conference, with too many media apparachiks tooting your overrated horn.
Beating Nevada, so easy Hawaii can do it
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
OMG!!
You’re RIGHT!!! Oh, HOW could I have EVER forgotten?! Hawai’i DID beat Nevada. Of course I feel compelled to remind you that BSU beat Hawai’i.
In effect, we beat the team that beat the team that beat the Broncos. In fact for the previous ten years WE beat the team that beat the Broncos.
So your point about Hawai’i is….
Someone’s remedial math class just covered the transitive property, but doesn’t yet understand it well enough to realize it doesn’t apply to football.
I'm wrong all the time.
That's hogwash
No, in fact the entire idea of strength of schedule is based on the transitive property. My observation was that “Stuck in the Plains” brought up the “Hawaii beat Nevada” comment. Apparently because Hawaii lost a game, but then beat Nevada, that somehow shows how “weak” Nevada is. So now Nevada beats BSU so what does that say about Cowboy Junior College? Pff! Pack of losers can’t win shit!
Nahhh! That’s just looking for excuses. In the end it isn’t about how we got our tushies kicked. It’s about a bunch of pretentious “real” conference snobs who have to find some justification for smacking down folks who are stupid enough to dare to think that they are worthy of licking the asses of the Mount Olympus brigade.
It’s the arrogant snootery that’s distasteful. Especially from teams that wouldn’t stand a chance of making it to one of the BCS Bowls unless the rules gave them a guaranteed spot.
Possibly inflamatory to Idaho compound-dwellers
The point is anyone can truck a shitty team at home. Playing on the road is a different story. The first time the WAC got 2-3 competitive teams, you choked. End of story.
That said, enjoy the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowls (a/k/a/ the kids’ table) We AQ adults have a real football game to prepare for and the real Benjamins that come from not being a former JUCO with a truck-driving major.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 2, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
Imagination, huh?
Yip yip yip. That’s what I figgered. You’re so busy being a nose-in-the-air snob that you’ll never see that the only reason you DO land a berth in the BCS bowls as often as you do is because the rules are set up to give you an entree into the rarified lands of the gods.
That’s how 8-4 UConn (Big-East) is able to land a spot in the Fiesta Bowl, but 11-1 BSU (WAC) doesn’t. Hell, when we met OU in ‘07 at least we were ranked in the top 12 (as I recall, we were #9). This year? UConn isn’t even ranked in the top 25 in the BCS. But they’re going, and we (sigh) aren’t. But they’re Big-East so that’s all that matters.
Shhh. The fix is in, boys.
Oh, BTW, where is it you guys are headed, again? Oh, yeah! The Capital One Bowl. You know, I think YOU should be pretty pissed off about UConn beating you guys out for a spot in a BCS Bowl. After all, don’t y’all have a guaranteed berth as well? Hey, don’t feel so bad. We’re ranked #10. You’re ranked #16. (And WE don’t even have as strong a Strength of Schedule as Alabama—that’s so pathetic). But we’re handling it okay, so you should be able to as well.
Peace :}
Clever. Let me help.
Call your AD. Ask him to put Boise State on your schedule in the future. When the time comes, beat them.
Beat them handily.
Until then, Shut the fuck up.
You know when Boise State played Virginia Tech on Labor Day, which state it was with the most viewers? Alabama.
Quit the pretentious bullshit already. Play them, beat them, leave it on the field. Until then, what say you worry about your own team not getting ass-raped by paid players.
SEC grind my ass.
Championships should be earned on the field, not in newspapers or computers.
by Mikrino on Dec 1, 2010 4:05 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
FYI, the phones work both ways,
and Alabama already has a decent schedule. BSU is the one that should be trying to put one together, but apparently isn’t.
"Boise State has not contacted us," Alabama’s director of athletics, Mal Moore, told The Tuscaloosa News.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
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