SEC Championship Game Open Thread
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 4, 2010 1:45 PM CST
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FUCK THE BARN
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Once again...
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by SpockJenkins on Dec 4, 2010 1:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
TWSS
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 4, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
Are we allowed to meltdown over someone else's win?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Really, I can kidnap Cam and drop him off at a Turkish prison?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Only if you're willing to do your part for the Process....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 4, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions
Our operatives are already working on it....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 4, 2010 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
Just remember
Dont rush up on him, but walk up slowly and then grab him
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Only if it's not the same Turkish prison
that you solicited for payment.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's OK because they refused to pay me.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Mr. Newton
meet Billy Hayes. He will be getting you settled in today.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like gladiator movies?
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
by sho' I stole on Dec 4, 2010 1:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Everybody thinks Cam coming to Aubie was all about money.
Wrong.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Dec 4, 2010 1:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Are u trying to say the barn is gonna
Suck more cock today?
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Dec 4, 2010 2:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe this is what Cecil wanted from MSU
when he told them to put a smile on his face.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That pic is priceless
" Make his ass quit!!"...Coach Nick Saban
by parrotheadinbama on Dec 4, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions
Never thought I could say "pull" and "cocks" in the same sentence....
…..and not feel dirty about it. But I’m definitely pulling for the cocks today.
Would rather see that shit-eating grin on Spurrier’s face than $cam’s. Either way, Auburn might not be smiling in a few months either way, but I don’t wanna hear a bunch of shit from my dumbass Auburn-educated brother for a year either.
Only thing I can say, is if Auburn wins it all this year, hope they enjoy it for the next 50 years. That seems to be the going rate for the barn to win a national championship, unlike Bama winning championships for better than 10% of all the seasons in the history of college football.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Archie Manning seems to feel that this game is more exciting than Fla/Bama 2008-2009
….. I doubt that
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
That's cause it's this year.
Next year they’ll say the same shit.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Archie Manning is an idiot
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 4, 2010 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"Well Tim, I've got really good sperm....
That’s how I stay relevant these days"
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Dec 4, 2010 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Unless he has love children
His sperm is not relevant TODAY.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Rec'd...
…for my MSU friends….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 4, 2010 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
agreed doc
" Make his ass quit!!"...Coach Nick Saban
by parrotheadinbama on Dec 4, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions
Reply button dude
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
"We've already talked about Cam Newton...."
Yeah, ya think?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
you referring to the dawg sports drinking game?
Can’t wait to yell, “pump that, kiffy!” and take a shot as Alshon Jeffrey catches a TD.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:16 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lane Kiffin
Told Jeffery that if he went to USCe that he would wind up pumping gas for the rest of his life.
the Georgia SBN site...
Set up a very hilarious and well thought out SEC championship drinking game. Well worth the search, perusal, and implementation into tonights activities.
And kickoff is only 10PM in DL; no worse than staying up and watching Hawaii here at home.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
goodness
I especially like the trooper taylor rules, punch him in the face and tell him to act like an adult. Nicely done.
You definitely don’t want to become The Trooper in this game.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm going to say I actually
think SC has a good chance in this game for two reasons:
1. They can run the ball.
2. It is hard to beat a good team twice in the same season.
Thus far this year AU has gotten a lot, I mean a lot of breaks. Hopefully things average out today.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Whose knee will Auburn target first?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Like that hit that Joe Pa took?
lol. “Whoops, I didn’t mean to go out of bounds THERE”
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
I think it's a bogus foreign policy strategy...
…but I’ll work with it for football.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend….til he’s my enemy again!
Also gives me a chance to drop some Asian Dub Foundation lyrics
RBR Songs for a new song every day
So, is it looking like he's gone for good or what?
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Dec 4, 2010 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not really sure...
Sounds to me like he has an attitude problem that Coach Grant is not going to put up with during the season.
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
Yeah, that was my guess.
I think Grant cancelled their “vacation” in the Virgin Islands (or wherever it was they went) after they lost their first game and I’m guessing Green didn’t respond well.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
What?
an attitude problem? In Basketball? I’m SHOCKED!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Wonder how tight security is at the dome today?
I can be there in 20 minutes if only I had a bom………. hmmmmmmmm Pete, I need a link
I got a Daddy and he lives in Alabama.
anybody else
Wanting to see Oregon lose as well just to see what the hell happens?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I don't like Oregon much either
but unless the barn goes down to the Cocks, they are the best chance to beat them. With that in mind, I am reluctantly pulling for Oregon.
Unless we could guarantee an Auburn loss to TCU...
…which would be hilarious.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
So for today
You’re both a Cock and a Beaver?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Dec 4, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
not to be a dick about it...
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So... anyone watching the Bama b'ball game first?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Does Oregon
even remember what their actual colors are?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
right back to the ducks
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Looks like the Ducks
are gonna pound the Beavers all day long.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I don't know but they're definitely soft and easily penetrated
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
They do keep jumping on the balls
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
They're going REALLY retro
before color TV
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
you gotta...
Get physical with the beavers. Really penetrate with as little holding as possible…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
The best game though
is always a come from behind one
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
I didnt get a hurumph from that guy...
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Well...
I think AU’s O-Line cock-blocked all night, and Spurrier’s Johnson couldn’t do anything about it.
Thirteen.
Oregon has a guy named Barner.
This does not bode well with me…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 2:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I also enjoy wearing fur...
…and veal. Lots of veal.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions
I take shark fin soup baths every night.
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
by R-Train on Dec 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Those are good
but you should only club them if you cant find baby chicks or kittens
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
it's according...
how do they dance and do they put out?
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
They dance OK, but
they’re always waving those annoying glow sticks around.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
The thought of you wearing veal makes me quiver with excitement!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
OU/OSU has the greatest quantity of helmet WIN since our spring A-day game.
Seriously, both these teams are sporting some righteous head gear.
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
I hope someone brought milk
cause Oregon brought turnovers
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
The idea of watching this whole game...
…is giving me a headache. Go Cocks.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions
My stomach is really turning.
Just doesn’t seem like the SECCG. I always watch no matter who is playing. I just am getting sick thinking about this one though.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
This is kind of like the '07...
…LSU/TN one. Just a whole bunch of stale vomit.
RBR Songs for a new song every day
I was in a wedding in Alabama that day...
…and didn’t have to watch it. Today, I don’t have any excuse. I’m going to watch it until I just can’t anymore.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
Round ball? WTF?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I know. Kidding.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Those are some crazy crutches on James Rodgers.
I need some of those.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Beavers are getting close to sticking it in.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Have we started
embarrassing admissions already?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Verne Lunquist will eat your children...
if left alone with them.
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
Tim Tebow's parents?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Stephen Garcia
Can the broken clock be right twice this season?
RBR Songs for a new song every day
by Nico2.0 on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
God willing...
…it is right twice a day, after all.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions
Why couldn't Steen just turn around and fall on that ball?
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formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 3:07 PM CST up reply actions
First time I've seen any since the actual events of that horrible day.
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
Well, going to shoot some bourbon for luck and hope for the best.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
good call there...
…he’s awesome.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Theres the one feller
His name is cam, I think he is from arkansas, mmmhmm, and someone paid him, mmmhmm
and he loves them french fried taters
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
I don't reckon I got no reason to steal from nobody.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Yeah, but only because they paid his dad for him to do it.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Tide b'ball fell apart.
15-0 Purdue in the last 5 minutes. ugghhh
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I have not had any alcohol since the IB.
I downed enough for three people. I think I might get off the wagon for today.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
AU used to be one of the best programs in the land?
When was that??
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
"It would mean so much to me to win and bring it back to this state..."
It’s already in this state, you dumb fuck
They must have meant Georgia.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
I’m with ya.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Caught the Cocks
with their pants down.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
The Cock
defense didn’t look that good on that drive. lol
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Dec 4, 2010 3:16 PM CST reply actions
Auburn either wins big...
or South Carolina in a close one…. I’ll pick AU
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
The Heisman will never get clean after this
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Well
might as well start drinking.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Separated at birth?
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'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Yes
but what does he know of shrimpin. I demand answers, get the guys over at Tigerdroppings on this investigation immediately.
Plus Bubba was smarter
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Oh noze! That's funny shit, but quite insulting to Bubba.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
It turns out
The boat was bought by a booster
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
The bowtie is pure (albeit pimpin'-101) class.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
"Cam Newton is 19/19 on opening drives"
Maybe our beautiful 3-and-out wasn’t technically an opening drive, but the hero worship is getting vomitous.
anna ferris is in the new Yogi movie? WTF. Girl has talent.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
LOL they showed Tubby
as the Auburn coach. Way to keep up CBS
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Also showed Spurrier at UF.
I think it was some sort of failed retrospective.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I look at them Aubie fans and think: outstanding warrants.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Aubs aren't used to being up early...this will not end well for them.
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
That Cock came up big on that play.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
OK...TWSS
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
"earned the right to officiate this SEC championship game"
In the the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Ball control....
South Carolina needs to run as much time as possible on their drives
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
Cocks are all about ball control.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
What percentage do you think
of the Auburn defense players think that Garcia is Mexican? LOL
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
The Cocks
Pentrated the red zone
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
They'd better look out for
movement in the backfield
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Getting here late; just brewed up a Cerveza.
What’s going on in this thread?
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
just click your heals together...
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
or throw em apart
LOL
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
My 14 year old just said
If Auburn is so good then why do they have to run trick plays.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Wisdom at such a young age
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Fuck yes!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
56-54 final score?
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I hope the OBC coaches the game of his LIFE today.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, it was a joke.
… not really a good one, but…
yeah i know
i find obviously flat humor funny, I’m wierd I know.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
don't feel bad
I have ppl at work look at me strange often, and I find it hilarious
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Are you watching Alabama-Purdue?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Fairley got a personal foul
SHOCKED…. I AM SHOCKED!
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Dec 4, 2010 3:27 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
How bout them cocks?
Dimarco? Always think of Annie DiFranco
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Do you work with Malcolm Reynolds?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I'm partial to clear
though no one asked
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
My fave color is plaid
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
All-barn is playing for the SEC Championship,
Man United do not play until Monday,
Derek Jeter revealed his diva-side during contract negotiations,
And I have snow to shovel up in this piece.
I’ll be dipped in shit and rolled in peanuts. My sincere admiration goes out to anyone willing to stomach this game.
PS: Looking ahead in my directv schedule, ESPN Classics show 2 fucking Bama games over the next two weeks — both losses! Auburn and ESPN: may you BOTH receive a dead dick in the ass.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
Man U fan.
I hate you.
Supporting the yanks as well? How about the Cowboys?
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Most people would include Alabama on that list
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
But hey, I hate the Yankees and the Cowboys too
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
You must be thinking of Notre Dame.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Why did you ruin the moment? I was trying to be insulting and start a row
about our respective soccer clubs and you have to be sensible and defuse it. Damn you and your gentility.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
United till I die! And I'm originally from Brooklyn, so I've been in pinstripes since the crib, yo!
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
I used to buy pot from the beverage guys in the late 80s/early 90s at Yankee Stadium
so you get a pass, but United, really? I will admit their current team is not half as annoying as the old ones. Still pray nightly to God to kill RVN
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
C'mon now!?!?!
Though I should feel some kinship towards Cantona, I’ve always wanted a stray bus to clip that loud, obnoxious bastard. Beckham is the typically-overrated English footballer and I was glad to see him depart for Real. I still have not forgiven Rooney for trying to leave. And Cristiano Ronaldo? A spoiled, self-indulgent fuck and I was never on his side and LOVED how Real paid through the nose to get him.
However, Sir Alex is first-rate and there may never be another like him. Vidic, Giggsy, Scholes, Nani, Valencia, Chicharito, Fletch, Gibson, Van der Saar, Obertan and Berba are a squad-and-a-half, my man. You must be a Liverpool or Gunner supporter. It was quite gratifying that we actually tied Pool two seasons ago for English titles because I despise those pricks. Arsenal has my admiration, though. Professor Wenger is pure class.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
I don't favor NFL football. If I want to watch dancing divas, THEN I'll watch the NFL
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
Fairley's on the wrong team
he SO shoulda been a Cock.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
He is a dick
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
WRAP UP>>>FUCK!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Wait, is Dre Kirkpatrick out there?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
South Carolina is not giving up much run room....
Too bad their secondary is crap
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
Is this the freaking
BUSH LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP??? Worst two teams Ive seen play in the SEC Champ in my lifetime…
Is it obvious . . .
. . . that these are two of the worst pass defenses in the conference?
I hope the SC defense can keep this up...
…to be honest they look better than I thought they would.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions
Only in the past couple minutes
I hope the rest of the game is more like that and less like Auburn’s first drive
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Dear God, open your eyes, cock!
Hit the DB in the head!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Saw that. Shit.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I was at the IB so I never heard but what was that fake quick kick-off BS that the Aubs tried on the opening
kick? Just some dumb barner highjinx or did it have some kind of point?
Never truss a big butt and a smile.
How many penalties
Will USCe get for removing their 11th man?
Hold 'em cocks!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Horrible throw by the Heisman frontrunner.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Our Heisman winner didn't throw that well either
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Where was this terrible defense
when WE played South Carolina?
/forever bitter
by AccioAlabama on Dec 4, 2010 3:37 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Turnover time.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Linemen cramping already?
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Cam wants to credit
Benjamin Franklin for that touch down
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
by 13thBama on Dec 4, 2010 3:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
2,000 times over
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Blatant Heisman ploy in the redzone.
“We’re just letting Cam run it every down here.”
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
worked for Ingram...
…and against SC.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
If I see that stupid
Family all in stupid fucking sign again I will throw the damn remote through the TV. That is so damned stupid. What, are they betting the whole family on the game?
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
They talk about family like they invented liking their school
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Dec 4, 2010 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Charles Manson had a family too.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
by UtahBammer on Dec 4, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you insult Charles Manson with that comparison
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I am kind of hoping it ends more along the lines
of the way it did for the Donner family and their mountain crossing
Drink the kool-aid
When the NCAA finishes their investigation, how many of the barn family will partake in the kool-aid being passed out by Bobby Lowder and Pat Dye.
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie..."
When that time comes
it will end like it does for La Cosa Nostra family members. Someone in jail and someone in witness protection
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Here is a hit
lets take up a collection to help Malzahn to go to another school.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
How much do we drink when Garcia gets benched?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I switched last Friday.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
In triple coverage.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
B'ball team is trying to get back in it,
but the effing charges are killing us. 45-34 Purdue
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Trevor seems a little too enthusiastic today
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
How much fun would it be to play poker with Steve Spurrier?
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:51 PM CST reply actions
Not sure but Cecil wants 180k.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Hey, that's the discount price
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
"Steve, I probably have a royal flush."
Steve throws his cards across the room
lulz
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
How can you throw it 3' over Jeffery's head?!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
South Carolina ain't gonna do it
Should be a 14-17 point win for Auburn
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
Ths entire phuckin offense is a gimmick. Can’t wait till next year when they have to play straight up football!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 3:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ugh
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Well, time to go find something else to do
Have a nice evening, folks
Ugh...
…I may not be able to watch this much longer.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:56 PM CST reply actions
This isn't looking good.
They beat us last week when we had a double-digit lead at this point. Right now they have the double digit lead…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Wasn't Schindler's List a relatively happy ending?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
maybe,
been a long time since I saw that one, and I always get it confused with the Italian one where the guy gets shot at the end.
Liam Neeson counting up all the items he had worth $200K
“This… would have been one more championship. THIS… THIS would have been another…”
by Bubdylan on Dec 4, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
are you kidding me?
i thought our DBs were dense
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Only the NCAA can stop the AU juggernaut at this point.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Oh, the humanity!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
The sad part is we lost to this Gamecock team
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Please...just stop with that.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Shhhhhhhhhh.....
don’t be ugly.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Why the hell
is USCe playing so much fucking man coverage?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
What difference does it make?
So it takes 4 plays to score in zone coverage and 2 to score in man coverage.
OK
I am done! Time to drink myself into forgetting this whole fucking season. I want to forget any season where the boogs go to the NC or the SECCG for that matter.
The Cocks have worse backs than the boogs or us.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
I wonder what horrid mixture of green and yellow I should wear on January 10
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
On a hot as hell cheerleader
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Dec 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Almost a full
six pack!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Looks like the MNC
comes down to the Ducks and the Fucks.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
nice call Ellis...
Now he’s like 15/15 with 7 TDs against the blitz. Why the hell did you think you were gonna be any different?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 3:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Carolina's D
Doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie..."
They're already blind
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Ellis Johnson did a ton of radio interviews this week...
Instead of you know… game planning
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
Watching Auburn do well...
…makes me want to say the most unladylike things, no matter who they’re playing.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST reply actions
It's a fleeting thing, dear.
Next year they’ll return to their loser roots.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
That will be nice next year
But it doesn’t make me feel better at the moment
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Ladylike went out the window
during the first half of the Arkansas game.
It’s been a downhill spiral since, and I welcome you to join me.
Both words worked for me.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
go ahead, talk dirty.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 4:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I dunno....
I said the F word about 50 times during the second half of our game with Auburn. I’ve already scared my puppies today. They won’t come near me.
I got a Daddy and he lives in Alabama.
I was kind of expecting this so I'm not getting too rowdy today
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
My wife fills that bill.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
garcia is gonna get Jeffrey killed tonight
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Dec 4, 2010 4:02 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Anyone have a little blue pill
to help these cocks out?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Viagra aided fapping FTW
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Just go for it
Auburn’s going to score no matter what field position they start from
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Later guys
I hope my departure causes this game to go the other way. I will watch via the SCORE Mobile updates.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Watching Alabama lose a basketball game is more heart-lifting than this shit
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
seriously
I wonder if Green would help us out. It pisses me off that he’s done something to get suspended more than once
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Ugh...
This is like jumping in front of a train bare-assed….I’m done with this one for a while.
by cowcollegekiller on Dec 4, 2010 4:07 PM CST reply actions
Oh, let Cam have a broken hand. Pleeease??
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I have never wished someone hurt
But I find myself wishing really hard right now.
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
I have
Not injured badly, but hurt? Hell yeah.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
As a friend of mine said during Bama-LSU
“I hope he’s just fine…. tomorrow.”
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
there you go
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I agree...
…just want him to get knocked silly and see visions of tweety birds.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Just 1 concussion.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Or maybe just a little career ending injury,
you know, nothing that would keep him from doing anything but playing football ever again.
(Just kidding, it should keep him from playing other sports too.)
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
Is Purdue chanting "overrated" against us??
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Don't people have to think you're good for you to be overrated?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
OK, the alternatives:
courtesy of my DVR. Grey’s Anatomy, The Mentalist, Bones, or House?
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:11 PM CST reply actions
Cam's throwing hand is hurt. Guess he'll hafta run for 5 more TDs.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
No injury to cam. Great throw there. FUUUUUuuuuuuu!!!!11
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Has Fig been doing the Tebow shoulder fake all season?
Or did he just decide to start doing that today to piss me off a little extra?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
He's just trying to annoy you...
…I also heard he hates redheads.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Verne says "Auburn Family"..DRINK!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I hate this bush league "look to the sideline" offense everyone's using now
what ever happened to a QB having to make a pre-snap read? No wonder spread QB’s flunk out in the pros.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
FUMBLE
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
5 posts all popped up at once,
so I know something had happened. LOL
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
How awesome would it be
if somebody came back on their sorry asses for once?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
DON'T SHOW US THAT SHIT ASSHOLES!!!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
/sigh
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
The Garcia Special
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
This is a FAIL enema.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
O god bloody Cam
Its gonna be like Tebow from FSU last year
"I ain't never been nothin' but a winner"
66-47 Purdue, final.
At least it wasn’t worse. Good rebounding by the Tide. Horrible shooting.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
What's the percentage of scoring we got from defensive rebounds?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Not what it shoulda been.
Rarely seemed to have the outlet.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I call Ike
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
It won't be Dusty Springfield.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Or Steve Miller
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
yeah, that fumble-interception sequence...
Urge to kill… rising… rising… fading… fading… RISING
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Cam is bleeding. Someone give him some Coumadin.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Does he need a...
Campax pad?!
bwwaaaahahahahaaahahaaaaaaa
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
That was really bad. lol
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Somebody buy Dan Wetzel a beer
Cam Newton fumbles. SEC currently researching loopholes to prevent that in future
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Dec 4, 2010 4:24 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Quickly?
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
What a pass
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
What? A pass?
FIFY
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
by UtahBammer on Dec 4, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
good stuff
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
What? A catch?
FIFY
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
What happened to Ingram or Richardson being this years Ingram?
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Alabama's offensive line says no
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
SC's offensive line says no
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
It really hurts that the barn's defensive line looks so good.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
You had 3 defenders right there and decided you needed to grab the face mask?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
That's exactly what I said last Friday near the end of the first qtr.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
SC is nowhere near the offensive football that Auburn is.
They won’t be making any three score rallies in the second half.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
We also didn't get the TD he's speaking of.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Correct, Sir.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I'm staying for the fights in the second half
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Nico:
didn’t you et alia publish a big picture book retrospective on Alabama football? It’s Christmas time and my Uncle is a bitch to shop for.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
I hope Cam leaves for the NFL after this
Do you think he’ll be willing to take the pay cut?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
ZING!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
going for a taco bell run at halftime
And then drowning my sorrows with Accio for the rest of them game.
We’ll be blubbering incoherently into our burritos if you need us.
"Bleacher Report is the Fox News of the sports world."- Charlotte (AccioAlabama)
by HoundstoothHeart on Dec 4, 2010 4:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions
tes
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
yes
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
grilled chicken stuft burrito
Or the quesadilla.
With those cinnamon twist things.
"Bleacher Report is the Fox News of the sports world."- Charlotte (AccioAlabama)
by HoundstoothHeart on Dec 4, 2010 4:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
bring your own Sriracha
or are you girls not spicy?
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Cock Sauce FTW!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I keep things PG with female strangers, but
well played, Sir
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
i prefer Fire sauce
Accio likes to keep it Mild.
I haven’t bought any Sriracha in a loooooong tim
/brokecollegegirlwhopreferstobuygasinsteadoffood
"Bleacher Report is the Fox News of the sports world."- Charlotte (AccioAlabama)
by HoundstoothHeart on Dec 4, 2010 4:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well that's just asking for inappropriate comments.
LOL
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
you are to be commended
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I had to mute it. I can't listen to Verne and Gary talk about how much they love Cam anymore.
RMFTR!
Poor Tebow, they told him he was their one and only
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
This Aubie O reminds me of the
Fla O without Mullen. Sure, it can dominate with an exceptional Qb, but subtract that essential element and it all goes downhill quickly.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
no need to get catty. Just
seems a risky executive decision to predicate the success of your O on someone dominant. chizik came from some crap college and a salary of .5 mill. Don’t think he wants to go back. Mere observation.
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
It would be really dumb if they fell for that.
Since you can’t wear #73 and be an eligible receiver.
formerly 'ud2'
He was covered up, though. Ineligible receiver.
I think that was a bad call, unless they were flagging the left guard.
I'm just saying that it would be completely ridiculous to cover him.
As he is ineligible no matter the formation, as long as he is wearing that number on his jersey.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
not unless it's a lateral, right?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Eligibility only applies to the forward pass.
So, AFAIK, yes.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
I thought Auburn players were supposed to be declared eligible no matter what
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Dec 4, 2010 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He would first have to be declared ineligible.
Then after a 2 minute review of the play, his eligibility would be reinstated.
formerly 'ud2'
by Orlando McCain on Dec 4, 2010 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Missed FG. There's a chance that AU might pull a Bama and sleep thru the 2nd half.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
hate the Bama reference...
…but please please please let this happen.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
Good thing they didn't go up 24-7,
or else they might have been warned!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Apology offered...
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Well that was an interesting play
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
hells yes
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
That was in reference to the pass interference play,
not the overthrow in the endzone.
Horrible throw to a wide open receiver.
Nice job Garcia
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
DERP
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
5-yard pass on 2nd & 15. Whaddaya think Verne?
“I think it’s enough for a first down.”
hahahahaha
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Spike it y'all
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
nevermind
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Of the goal line, but he got the 1st down.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I feel good about this...
…SC scores here.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 4:57 PM CST reply actions
Never thought I'd say this a couple years ago
But I sure miss Marquis Johnson…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yaaaaaay
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Eating my words...
but they taste good. SC gets the ball back with a chance to tie next half. Thank god for interesting football.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 4:58 PM CST reply actions
Hard to believe RBR may need a second half thread for a barn game.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
well it is the SEC Championship game
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
...apparently there was a b'ball open thread that I had no idea about?
Sorry, I can’t do two at once.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Tantalizing...
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
hee hee...
…that time, it was on purpose.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
No, I just didn't feel like changing my phrasing.
It’s not my fault that I have to anticipate the corruption…
It's true, these fellas are corrupt...
…luckily we’re usually with them.
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else think Garcia
looks like a man having a bad mushroom trip? He just led a successful drive to make it a ball game, and he’s all wide-eyed and terrified.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:00 PM CST reply actions
Been there.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
It looks like the old ball coach is finally ready to...
sunglasses play ball.
Are you fucking serious
Fuck. this. shit.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Luckiest team ever
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
They... are Not Of This Earth.
They cannot be defeated by humans.
“Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
by Jeff Jones on Dec 4, 2010 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second.
This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Thirteen.
I honestly lol'd
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
I'm sure buildings are on fire
in Columbia right now. What a disaster
by Mitchell Smilie on Dec 4, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
It was bullshit
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
pure bullshit
Look up the word “bullshit” in the dictionary and you will see a picture of what happened
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Last play of the half
AU throws the hail mary, it’s tipped up in the end zone and Darvin Adams comes down with it. 28-14 AU.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
"we looked pretty stupid on that play" -- Steve Spurrier
How could you NOT love this man?
by Queen of the Universe on Dec 4, 2010 5:04 PM CST reply actions
I do like him alot...
goes way back when I was a regional mgr over a property at Florida. He signed a football for me and I WAS hoping that when he beat Auburn today it would be worth something.
I got a Daddy and he lives in Alabama.
Have I mentioned that that shit was some bullshit?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Odds are 50/70 on those.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
The tuition throw brings back some good memories at least
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I was actually a little pissed that the video of the 2009 SECCG I got from the SEC online didn't include it
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
"She had a couple that were low but they were very accurate."
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
The chest pass in football?
Add another damning abomination to this SECCG.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Nikki Boon won $123k by throwing a football like I'd toss a sammich with a booger on it.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
dammit
Stop screwing up my RBR pick’em!!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
If they're kicking FGs
they better have been from 45 yds away.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
4th & Goal from the 5
Probably should go for it since they’re in the 4th.
Oregon vs Oregon St. is still close in the 4th.
If the Ducks were to blow it, Auburn would probably end up in the Championship. Win or lose today.
RMFTR!
Cecil gets around.
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Clearly Cam and AU have signed a deal with the devil...
Nonetheless, Bama/Texas is greater than AU/Oregon.
RTR
screw destiny
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
and have it all erased at a later date
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Watch Auburn come out with an onside kick
And put it out of reach.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:12 PM CST reply actions
Oregon gets bailed out by a PI call on 3rd & 9
Crappy coverage.
Interesting commentary in this Oregon-OSU game...
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Wait.
WHAT THE HELL are they wearing? Grey??
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Oregon's helmets are giving me a seizure
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
From my friend's FB:
“That girl just got $120k for throwing a football… I’m tired of women only getting 2/3 of what men get paid to do the same job!”
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:14 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
ZING!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
That is pure gold
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Two things:
1- Number 77 can’t be in the backfield or on the end of the LOS. #89 was supposed to cover him up and didn’t, thus the formation penalty.
2- This Barn team has to be the luckiest pack of fucksticksI’ve ever seen.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Excellent technical analysis on both points!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Man this broadcast
is making me pine for a Tebow love fest.
Roll Tide!
At least Tebow
Was not a liar, cheat and t a thief!
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Exactly.
At least Tebow was a decent person.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Eh
he said in a lot of instances, and he was right. Unfortunately they lucked up otherwise.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Lattimore may not be quite what Ingram was last year
But he’s pretty damn good
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
He's a helluva lot better than Freshman Ingram.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
/sigh
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yeah, but if they're going to kick one
It would be nice to make it. They certainly can’t win without scoring more points.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
MORE SHINIES
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Cocks fuck themselves in the ass again.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Is it too early to start
discussing Oregon’s chances in derailing these fuckers?
not just yet
besides, I got bad news for all that think Oregon can beat the barn, the ducks are a fraud, even bigger than the barn
If the two teams in the championship are frauds, what does that say about everyone else?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Verne just said "We gotta stop the deep penetration"
And “in the slot” twice. In a row.
"Bleacher Report is the Fox News of the sports world."- Charlotte (AccioAlabama)
by HoundstoothHeart on Dec 4, 2010 5:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
CBS finally ditched Billy Packer
Why can’t they ditch this moron?
by Mitchell Smilie on Dec 4, 2010 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
Verne is good
with the unintentional porn references, but no one can top the king of that, John Madden
Verne is awful calling games.
But if you ever get a chance to read or hear his opinions on college football in general, they are usually pretty good.
HURHURHUR
The duck has done xxx number of pushups this season. That’s just daffy
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Hey Ellis, you fucking idiot
CAN THE MAN COVERAGE
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Seriously?
Does SC even have a secondaray??
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
No
yet they keep singling them up
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That wasn't man-on-man,
that was no one-on-man.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Aaaaaaand that's the game
Go Ducks
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Back to studying
Sad, this time last year it was euphoria to beat FL and Tebow. Only Auburn could ruin Christmas time.
"I ain't never been nothin' but a winner"
Fuck.
I’m going to a poker game. Prob would have been up some $$$$ by now if not here watching this fucking abortion of a fucking game. Fuck the Cocks. Fuck them with a AIDS infested barbed wire cunt!
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
I see you've been taking notes from the Texas meltdowns
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Damn straight!
I am sick to my fucking stomach. Hell the sisters of the blind could have done this well aginst the boogs. I am soooooo pissed. I am sick to death of the fucking boogs talking shit. FUCK ’EM ALL!!
'Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure.' -Knute Rockne
Cam's Momma is ghetto ass ain't she?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Did you see her?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I stand by my statement.
If you want to make it something other than what it is that’s your problem.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Ok is it signing day yet cause outside of Opielika who gives a fuck now.
And spock bring on the ladies.
Roll Tide.
Okay Oregon don't let them get the damn onside kick and score
I need you to stay up 17 points
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Chizik must have made a deal with the devil.
No team is this lucky.
SC would have blown this game
even without the Hail Mary.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:53 PM CST reply actions
OK, Spurrier, put the fucking freshman in.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I smell a benching...
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
alright, peace out, I'm off to find some booze
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Later...fuck this barner circle jerk.
Roll Tide Roll!
" I imagine it is safe to assume that the Newton family has retained the services of a lawyer."-OTS
Roll Tide
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
It's pretty obvious at this point
that this year was defined for Bama by a lack of pass rush. Garcia ate us alive because we couldn’t get to him.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Agreed.
Here’s hoping Jesse Williams is the real deal and commands double teams all year.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
And that he actually comes to Bama.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
You have reason to believe he's wavering?
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
Rivals has him as a soft verbal
but I don’t keep up with recruting like some do. OTS would probably know better.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Obviously nothing is definite until signing day
But Saban sounded pretty confident about his commitment in one of his radio shows and just from what I’ve heard it is pretty firm. But then, I don’t follow recruiting a whole lot either
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Me neither, but the articles I've read about him sounded pretty firm.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
yeah this time last year i was frantically and drunkenly making my reservations for Los Angeles
gah, that was one of the happiest moments of my life
I was happier one month ago.
A victory over LSU was my signal for purchasing tickets for the showdown in Phoenix. Fucking hell.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
I was praaaaaaaaaaaaying, brother.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
How the hell did we let this frigging Randy Owen wannabe effing QB annihilate us??!!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I think you got your order wrong
We’re fourth in the SEC West because we let this frigging Randy Owen wannabe effing QB annihilate us
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Because their QB is a homo who had ONE good game this season.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
The only upside to this day is
that perhaps Jadeveon Clowney will realize that SC took advantage of a horrid SEC East this year and that Alabama is a much better place for his services.
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
We could certainly use him
Might start right away.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
A D-Line with Clowney and Williams
would be a fine Christmas gift
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
by The Ivory Tusk on Dec 4, 2010 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
Coach visited him a few days ago. I'm always optimistic with Coach Saban's recruiting expertise.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
Nothing says "we surrender"
like punting at midfield down 4 TDs
May go to the Cotton
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Not set in stone
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I'd like to see us play a pass heavy team
since bowl games are essentially exhibition games, might as well get the defense as many reps as possible to get ready for next season.
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
by The Ivory Tusk on Dec 4, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
Don't assume he beats out Sims
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
He will for the bowl game
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Gotta give Greg the start
to thank him for 2009 and for sitting behind JPW. It would be great for AJ to get a full half though, for his development.
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
by The Ivory Tusk on Dec 4, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Amen. Greg has earned the start
and the fact that any Bama “fan” would say otherwise truly makes me sick.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 4, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't mind seeing AJ get some time though
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Yeah
We finally were able to see AJ take some snaps and I think we should realize now why he didn’t start. On the plus side, we can also see how good he can potentially be.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Fuck Auburn
And fuck sc for shitting the bed. Garcia isnt ready.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 4, 2010 6:06 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Garcia's ready for the fucking barber's chair.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
OMG WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT GARY THE HELL UP??!!!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
You'll have to get Cam's mom to smother him.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
This is the Barn's year
Just everything is going their way Go OREGON but no way they’ll beat the Barn
Baptman
I think Oregon can beat them...
Given Auburn’s weak defense and the fact Oregon runs the same style offense alot faster…they’ll be stuck on the field sucking wind getting gashed left and right.
by XvRollTidevX on Dec 4, 2010 6:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Huh?
This game is flukish. They have been winning close all year and, sadly, Oregon will be the best team they’ve played.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Barn is playing with fire
by leaving Newton in with a 4 TD lead, just asking to pop an achilles or something. Of course with their luck it’ll never happen.
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
Of course he knew Gary
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Surely they pull Newton now.
They’re in dick move territory here.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 6:19 PM CST reply actions
so in the vernacular of the barn
standard operating procedure
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
by The Ivory Tusk on Dec 4, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Quoth the usually soft-spoken roommate:
“[Reading a sign] ‘On the fourth day of Christmas Auburn gave me a victory?’ KILL YOURSELF.”
So SC's loss to Kentucky makes a lot more sense now, huh?
They suck.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 6:24 PM CST reply actions
Yep
Our game was the outlier. Aubie and Arky abused them.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
What's even worse
Is how bad the SEC East as a whole was this year. We’re talking a bad year in the Big 12 North.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
Well Slive will be happy with *five straight SEC teams to the NCG.
*now because they still have to beat OU. *later if they do do it and it would be shameful if they do as much as I like the fact that the SEC has won four in a row because I think Cam knows all. Go Ducks! Save our embarrassment.
"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."
From the movie "Taxi Driver"
Cecil already lied once
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
He is
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I hope new evidence comes out on Monday
and Cam is ruled ineligible for the BCSCG. I’d like to see Oregon by 40.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
What is up
with that awful camera angle they’ve been using on kickoffs/punts? Where you’re looking at the play from the punter’s POV? You can’t tell what the hell is happening.
by Darby Up The Middle on Dec 4, 2010 6:33 PM CST reply actions
What is up with Tracy Wolfson drinking the "cam juice" on the sideline??!!
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Verne extracts his after the game.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That's not where he extracts his Cammy juice from
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This guy Trotter should be their starter or maybe Burns--lol
"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."
From the movie "Taxi Driver"
Oki
That’s about all of this I can take. I vow to spend my entire next week tracking down that Porsche that Cecil brought to a friend’s Glass Shop in Newnan to get the windows tinted. I’m kinda fired up.
I got a Daddy and he lives in Alabama.
I rooted for a spurrier coached team today
they don’t make water hot enough to wash away that kind of filth. Now I have to boil my eyeballs after watching this dreck.
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
Chizik is such a doofus
he is gonna lose his ass next season.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
F*** Cam with this bs putting him on their shoulders before the last play.
"Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are...One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all f*****. More or less, ya know."
From the movie "Taxi Driver"
Is Mike Berry trying to sniff Cam's jock again?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Cam invoking God's name,
Running onto the field and dumping the Gatorade before they won, and topping it off with taking the cameras away from the coach by running around.
All reasons I dislike him and the barn and can’t wait to watch it burn.
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by HoundstoothHeart on Dec 4, 2010 6:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cam might be the stupidest son of a bitch alive
but he shore is fast!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Fuck everyone in this game
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Dec 4, 2010 7:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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i fuckin hate auburn
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
dirty cousin fucking peice of shit cock gobbeling ass licking motherfuckin faceaids having dirty sons of bitches
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
From Deadspin.com: Natty Light Fueled Alabama Fan Gits Into Some Real Profane Talk 'Bout Auburn
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The thought of Auburn playing for a BCS championship makes me want to throw up.
"I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page."--George Clooney, 2010
"Twittering is stupid."--Chris Osgood (Detroit Red Wings), 2010
by Black ice in Alabama on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM CST reply actions
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