Just saw college wide reciever JULIO JONES, dude is huge, I need to get in the weight room asap
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I hope Ocho Cinco goes into broadcast once he retires, I can never get enough of this sort of analysis!
by Alabama ManDance on Mar 17, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
that is totally awesome
what a great quote. Chad better get used to seeing JJ, starting next year…
University of Tennessee : Where Schadenfreude Happens
lol
I hope chad never has the number on his jersey changed… lol
Nick Saban: Discipline is to do what you’re supposed to do, when you’re supposed to do it, the way it’s supposed to get done. But, self-discipline means you can do it in any circumstance. Aight, whether you feel like doing it or not. You make yourself do it.
he saw him in person?
or on film? If in person, they must have crossed paths spring breaking. Hope Julio is behaving.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.
What cracks me up...
…is that his name is Chad Ochocinco. That would be like naming yourself Shawn Iglesias or Dwayne Montalban. I mean, if you’re gonna go out and get an exotic sounding last name (even if it does just mean eighty-five), pick up a sexy first name as well. Just sayin’.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
he has said he wants to change his first name to Esteban
I knew it was coming, but I wasn't thinking about it. So the intensity of the dump was the problem. - Nick Saban
by TheRedTideConsumes on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm changing my name to Dale Denton.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm
changing my name to Mike Honcho and posing in playgirl magazine.
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Mar 17, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You could...
…change it to Peter Poncho and start your own condom line….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
so by pose...
Do you mean pull your buttcheeks apart?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
i will now be known as...
Studly Hungwell…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dirk Diggler
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
If Don King Married Queen Latifa her name would be Queen King.......
Speaking of names I heard the PGA Tour has Given the Okay for Tiger Woods to return to the tour. Only one condition to his return….he must change his name from Tiger to Cheetah
He is great who can do what he wishes; he is wise who wishes to do what he can.
I may
just change it to Dewey Cox and start my travelin’ band. lol
A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!
by AlabamaTitans2009 on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you might want to consider...
this rich array of possible alternatives.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Porn Name = First pet name + Street you grew up on
For me it’s Rocky the Rat Terrier and Big Cloud Circle so my porn name would be Rocky Big Cloud…obviously this is not a formula that works in all case your mileage may vary
I knew it was coming, but I wasn't thinking about it. So the intensity of the dump was the problem. - Nick Saban
by TheRedTideConsumes on Mar 18, 2010 12:13 AM CDT reply actions
Blossom Countrywood
I’m doomed.
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Mar 18, 2010 3:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dusty Commando...
no joke…had a little beagle named Dusty and lived at 21 Commando on Pope AFB, NC. even though I technically didn’t “grow up” on that street (3yrs), it was the first street I had memories…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Hunter Oak
Sounds like a type of camoflauge.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Brandy Wildwood
Well, besides the questionable girls name (hey, the dog was brandy red; irish setter) I think I turned out very well… LOL
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
by AlabamaJammer on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Cricket County Road 1669?
Definitely doesnt work for everybody.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.
Just shorten it to...
…Cricket 69.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
With that logic I am officially..........
Brandy Branchwater!
"Sympathy has expired Longhorns" WallaceWade04
by The Voice of Reason on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Samantha Whites Gap
……this doesnt work too well when you’re a dude who’s first pet happened to be a female.
Just go by Sam....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Sam Whites Gap...
…actually sounds really nasty….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn, another man forced to do gay porn because of your name...smh
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey!
We… er… um… they make good money doing that…
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And a bottom with that name.
;-) Just sayin’.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
by AlabamaJammer on Mar 19, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Using the pet + street equation...
I’d be Joshua Rustlewood. Not bad. Or I could just go unambiguous and call myself Hugh Jorgen. Yep, I like that one the best. That’s Mr. Jorgen to you bitches. ROLL TIDE ROLL.
by Tider1701 on Mar 18, 2010 6:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
in grad school, an online poll was held to determine my porn name
the winner…
Buster Hymen.
Biscuit Hill.
I really don’t know what to think.
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!
Sounds like you'd make a great linebacker....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
he'd definetly get his own sex toy...
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
and leave crumbs all over the bed/floor/hot tub....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh...I hate this game.
b/c I’d be Snuggles Big Trail.
by Queen of the Universe on Mar 18, 2010 9:21 AM CDT reply actions
your 1st name is dainty and (oddly) sexy but your last name scares the crap out of me...
I DO NOT want to go down the Big Trail…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like she's got a niche in the XXX industry...
[insert comment here]
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
by AlabamaJammer on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
but I'd pay good money (which is rare...who pays for porn???)...
to see Sam Whites Gap, Biscuit Hill and Snuggles Big Trail in a flick together…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Noone's agreeing to anything...
….without a cameo by Dusty Commando.
Featuring Blossom Countrywood as the “interior decorator”.
by Queen of the Universe on Mar 18, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd pay good money...
…to not have to see that….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
With an encore featuring Daisy Kissimmee
He is great who can do what he wishes; he is wise who wishes to do what he can.
What if the street we grew up on was actually...
a county highway? Add to this the fact that our first two pets were a pair of cats named Mork and Mindy.
Plug this into the equation and my porn name would be Mork Highway 131.
My wife is Cotton Tuckahoe. A much more worthy porn name methinks.
My porn name would be then.
Colonel Sola
Bama's so good, we'll make your quarterback cry.
by crimsongiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Tom Burntleaf
more Cheech and Chong than snatch and dong
by p3bhambama on Mar 18, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Petey Adams
It’s like my parents planned it.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
Alright...
…I would be Snoopy Bethel or King Bethel(got them both at the same time.)
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
Snowball Johnson
I may be scarred for life after this. Anyone know a good psychiatrist?
no one wants the name Snowball in porn...
especially if Sam Whites Gap is also on the cast list…
enjoy...
by SpockJenkins on Mar 19, 2010 6:23 AM CDT up reply actions
was hoping
this thread would end at 69 posts….but you had to go mess it up. lol.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.
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