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Just saw college wide reciever JULIO JONES, dude is huge, I need to get in the weight room asap

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I hope Ocho Cinco goes into broadcast once he retires, I can never get enough of this sort of analysis!

by Alabama ManDance on Mar 17, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

that is totally awesome

what a great quote. Chad better get used to seeing JJ, starting next year…

University of Tennessee : Where Schadenfreude Happens

by rco3 on Mar 17, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I hope chad never has the number on his jersey changed… lol

Nick Saban: Discipline is to do what you’re supposed to do, when you’re supposed to do it, the way it’s supposed to get done. But, self-discipline means you can do it in any circumstance. Aight, whether you feel like doing it or not. You make yourself do it.

by K. brevis on Mar 17, 2010 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

he saw him in person?

or on film? If in person, they must have crossed paths spring breaking. Hope Julio is behaving.

That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.

by thrashcan on Mar 17, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

What cracks me up...

…is that his name is Chad Ochocinco. That would be like naming yourself Shawn Iglesias or Dwayne Montalban. I mean, if you’re gonna go out and get an exotic sounding last name (even if it does just mean eighty-five), pick up a sexy first name as well. Just sayin’.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

he has said he wants to change his first name to Esteban

I knew it was coming, but I wasn't thinking about it. So the intensity of the dump was the problem. - Nick Saban

by TheRedTideConsumes on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm changing my name to Dale Denton.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm

changing my name to Mike Honcho and posing in playgirl magazine.

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Mar 17, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i will now be known as...

Studly Hungwell…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dirk Diggler

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 17, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Don King Married Queen Latifa her name would be Queen King.......

Speaking of names I heard the PGA Tour has Given the Okay for Tiger Woods to return to the tour. Only one condition to his return….he must change his name from Tiger to Cheetah

He is great who can do what he wishes; he is wise who wishes to do what he can.

by mulletover on Mar 18, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may

just change it to Dewey Cox and start my travelin’ band. lol

A picture says a thousand words unless it is a picture of the Alabama football team then it only says one word.........CHAMPION!

by AlabamaTitans2009 on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

…. penis

Fumbles. It was always Fumbles

by DocFumbles on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Porn Name = First pet name + Street you grew up on

For me it’s Rocky the Rat Terrier and Big Cloud Circle so my porn name would be Rocky Big Cloud…obviously this is not a formula that works in all case your mileage may vary

I knew it was coming, but I wasn't thinking about it. So the intensity of the dump was the problem. - Nick Saban

by TheRedTideConsumes on Mar 18, 2010 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Blossom Countrywood

I’m doomed.

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban

by Thomas Walker Esq on Mar 18, 2010 3:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dusty Commando...

no joke…had a little beagle named Dusty and lived at 21 Commando on Pope AFB, NC. even though I technically didn’t “grow up” on that street (3yrs), it was the first street I had memories…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hunter Oak

Sounds like a type of camoflauge.

Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

by IHC800 on Mar 18, 2010 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brandy Wildwood

Well, besides the questionable girls name (hey, the dog was brandy red; irish setter) I think I turned out very well… LOL

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

by AlabamaJammer on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cricket County Road 1669?

Definitely doesnt work for everybody.

That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.

by thrashcan on Mar 18, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just shorten it to...

…Cricket 69.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Insect Porn?

That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.

by thrashcan on Mar 18, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about Cricket 68?

That’s where your cricket blows me, and I owe you one.

Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!

by BamaFrazier on Mar 18, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

With that logic I am officially..........

Brandy Branchwater!

"Sympathy has expired Longhorns" WallaceWade04

by The Voice of Reason on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Samantha Whites Gap

……this doesnt work too well when you’re a dude who’s first pet happened to be a female.

by akbrown15 on Mar 18, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just go by Sam....

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!

We… er… um… they make good money doing that…

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant

by TopDaddy on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah...gay porn stars aren't really gay...

….they just need to money. Er’body knows that!

by akbrown15 on Mar 18, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a bottom with that name.

;-) Just sayin’.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

by AlabamaJammer on Mar 19, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Using the pet + street equation...

I’d be Joshua Rustlewood. Not bad. Or I could just go unambiguous and call myself Hugh Jorgen. Yep, I like that one the best. That’s Mr. Jorgen to you bitches. ROLL TIDE ROLL.

by Tider1701 on Mar 18, 2010 6:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

I would be Scooter Creek

I am a member of the Sabanation Roll!!Tide!!

by lawbama1 on Mar 18, 2010 7:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Biscuit Hill.

I really don’t know what to think.

I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose!

by CousinEddie on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions  

but I'd pay good money (which is rare...who pays for porn???)...

to see Sam Whites Gap, Biscuit Hill and Snuggles Big Trail in a flick together…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Mar 18, 2010 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Noone's agreeing to anything...

….without a cameo by Dusty Commando.

Featuring Blossom Countrywood as the “interior decorator”.

by Queen of the Universe on Mar 18, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

With an encore featuring Daisy Kissimmee

He is great who can do what he wishes; he is wise who wishes to do what he can.

by mulletover on Mar 18, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if the street we grew up on was actually...

a county highway? Add to this the fact that our first two pets were a pair of cats named Mork and Mindy.

Plug this into the equation and my porn name would be Mork Highway 131.

My wife is Cotton Tuckahoe. A much more worthy porn name methinks.

by STLbama on Mar 18, 2010 12:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Mork Highway 131 doesnt do it for me..

….now Mindy Highway 131 has a nice ring to it.

by akbrown15 on Mar 18, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

My porn name would be then.

Colonel Sola

Bama's so good, we'll make your quarterback cry.

by crimsongiant on Mar 18, 2010 2:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Petey Adams

It’s like my parents planned it.

"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban

by TexaninNYC on Mar 18, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

FRED IRONWOOD

i think it could work.

"We back" - Mark Ingram

by clarence on Mar 18, 2010 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright...

…I would be Snoopy Bethel or King Bethel(got them both at the same time.)

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Mar 18, 2010 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Snowball Johnson

I may be scarred for life after this. Anyone know a good psychiatrist?

by J Tadpole on Mar 19, 2010 5:46 AM CDT reply actions  

no one wants the name Snowball in porn...

especially if Sam Whites Gap is also on the cast list…

enjoy...

by SpockJenkins on Mar 19, 2010 6:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

was hoping

 this thread would end at 69 posts….but you had to go mess it up. lol.

That white stuff on the top of chickencrap is.....chickencrap.

by thrashcan on Mar 19, 2010 7:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

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