Summer Wheatley? Really?

I don't know why I find this so amusing, but someone got here by searching for Summer Wheatley

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"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman

by outsidethesidelines on Mar 3, 2010 8:23 PM CST reply actions

Why don't you build her a cake or something?

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Mar 3, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions

Or just arbitrarily consider her...

…the RBR sweetheart.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

by AlabamaJammer on Mar 3, 2010 10:42 PM CST up reply actions

I've been meaning to address this sweetheart thing

ever since that soulless ginger was “elected” our champion. Her spiritual deformities aside, I believed the sweetheart should reflect the spirt of our team and its success, and in some measure, our fanbase. That being said, Alabama is rabid, physically dominating, sometimes mean, relentless. and experienced (relative to success). With that in mind, I do not see traits like “wholesome,” “innocent,” or “cute” pertinent regarding our team’s m.o. (insert “make his ass quit” joke). Upon analysis, it is my conclusion that the RBR sweetheart should be an adult film star.

"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim

"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban

by Thomas Walker Esq on Mar 4, 2010 2:05 AM CST up reply actions