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So my daughter is divorcing a utefan and she happened upon this rag that he owned and brought it to me for proper disposal. It burns me up that my son-in-law made me believe he was a real Tide fan and I even took him to the UA campus and Bear Bryant Museum.  I have decided to ask my RBR brothers and sisters for ideas on proper methods of disposal.  The winning idea will be immortalized in picture and video and will be made public after completion of the deed(s).