TMZ: Jay Barker Says Evans' Ex Possessed By Satan
by CaptStu on Jul 15, 2010 8:48 AM CDT
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I saw this on TMZ this morning and thought it was humorous enough to share with the group. Jay doesn't seem to be one to purposely harass people, or even use his religious beliefs to turn children against their father, but who knows?
From TMZ:
Sara Evans' ex-hubby Craig Schelske is on the defensive after the country singer's new man accused him of being possessed by Satan -- claiming it's all part of a smear campaign to turn his own kids against him.
Schelske filed legal docs in Tennessee recently ... asking a court to modify his 2007 child custody agreement with Evans, and it has a lot to do with the country singer's new dude Jay Barker.
In the docs, Schelske claims Barker -- a former NFL player -- has been sending harassing text messages, like: "Satan is controlling your thoughts and actions. You are what Jesus stood against ... The things I have seen with my own mind is a man possessed by Satan ... Away from us Satan!!!"
Schelske also claims in the papers that Evans and Barker have been berating and criticizing him in front of their 3 kids.
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how hilarious! I’m gonna have to do some research on this
by Alabama ManDance on Jul 15, 2010 9:00 AM CDT reply actions
The power of Christ
Compels you.
Auburn fans are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Jay is a good guy
Just like anything else, I am sure this is exaggerated.
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Knowing Jay and his religious convictions
I imagine it was more of him being misquoted. I could very easily see Jay telling her ex to turn his problems over to Jesus and Satan would have no power over him. And Jay would be telling him the truth.
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie..."
My thoughts exactly.
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by BamaReturns07 on Jul 15, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Satan? How is that possible....
We lured Nick Saban from Miami, so he can’t be in two places at once.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 12:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OR CAN HE!?!!?
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
And, Kleph must truly be on vacation
since we have religion and politics in two consecutive days. Add that to our normal sexual innuendo, and not a single one of us is fit for a dinner party!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 12:39 PM CDT reply actions
He called a couple of days back...
… said something about overthrowing a government or something.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Jul 15, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably pretty easy to do...
I figure about 6-7 of your friends, and a little room on your Platinum card should do the trick…
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Good news is
There’s enough attorneys on this site to build him a watertight solid defense when shit hits the fan.
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jul 15, 2010 2:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
seriously.
everyone here is a freaking lawyer
by Bama philosophe on Jul 15, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
and someone is paying for our time...
think about that.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That's exactly why...
…I get all my legal advice from the magic 8 ball.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
Well, the 8 ball is more accurate
than billboard guy, but substantially less reliable than unsolicited flyer guy.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you magic 8 ball!
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by Nico2.0 on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
What did the octopus say?
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
Is the octopus a magic octopus?
No? Then I don’t care what it has to say. The magic 8-ball tells all.
by crimsontsunami on Jul 16, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that the Spanish...
…are trying to buy the octopus.
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The RBR Legal Team...
… that sounds awesome. We should start our own firm.
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Jul 15, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it
100% success rate, make plenty of enemies in the process, point an laugh at our fallen adversaries. You’d have to start pullin your weight though, OTS
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jul 15, 2010 10:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So who do we sue first and under what cause of action?
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Tennessee
Grounds of Public Obscenity for wearing that orange, I’m sure We could dog up some antiquated ordinance for justification.
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jul 15, 2010 10:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And Stuck,
No porn during billing hours
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on Jul 15, 2010 10:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's why the iPhone comes in handy...
You can always rub one off in 5 minutes of a “bathroom break”
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I
told my wife I wanted an iphone/Droidx for this very reason. Smut on the go. She was quite disgusted with me.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
Compromise?
Get an iTouch and she’ll never have to know?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
iTouch?! They've advanced to the point
that you can actually TOUCH the girls in the porn now?! God bless Steve Jobs!
It's only a matter of time. Just a matter of time
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I've got dibs on appeals...
I hate juries, and emotional appeals and being on that kind of stage. Give me subtle facts, undecided law, and a panel of judges, and I’m money, though.
Of course, with our projected 100% success rate, that may mean I’ll be out of work before we even begin.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 15, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
LULZ!
TMZ makes my ass laugh everytime..they are so serious but yet they are complete idiots..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
The TV show isn't serious at all.
I never look at the website, but the TV show comes on and I watch it by accident sometimes after… ummm… MMA goes off. Yeah, that’s it. Anyway, they’re funny and don’t take it seriously.
maybe im thinking of something else..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Also remember this
didnt her husband walk out on her while she was pregnant? That seems right, although I could be full of it.
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UT has an ex-player accused of soliciting a 15 year old player for sexual favors
wait until TMZ gets ahold of that. And the hits just keep coming for Tennessee.
Although in fairness, the accusation is based on a text message which the player claims was a bad joke, which seems plausible. Unbelievable stupid, but plausible.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Please let this be true
Not that I condone it, and yes, in a perfect world we wouldn’t get the R. Kelly’s of the world, but if it’s going to happen, please let it be from a Vile player.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 16, 2010 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Even with the distaste i feel for Tenn.
I cannot wish for that to be true. Farking a young boy like that, it’s just way wrong. If it had been a farm animal or a fish or something, then i could have way fun with it.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jul 16, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Also,
I do realize (hope) that this was said in jest, Plains.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jul 16, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
In Jay's Defense
He does look the part.
by bamabrian on Jul 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Doctor Who, baby!
That was a good episode, but then again every episode is.
by crimsontsunami on Jul 16, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It took me about 4 episodes of Matt Smith
then, something just happened, and he went from an actor playing the Doctor, to becoming the Doctor.
Also, I think in retrospect, the Angels may be the most dickish villians in the QW milieu.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 17, 2010 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Amy Pond
I’d like to get into her TARDIS, if you know what i mean?
/I mean that i’d like to have intercourse with her.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jul 17, 2010 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed...
..and Matt Smith had to grow on me as well….and I’m old school..back when the only place to see the Dr. was on WBIQ public television…..I’m glad Matt Smith (or David Tennant) never wore that disgusting scarf….hideous…lolz!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
I'm sorry
I just don’t get the point of TMZ. I mean I know WHAT they do I just don’t know WHY they do it. But, I guess it sells.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
So you do...
…know why they do it…
But, I guess it sells.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
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