"You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite."
The AJC's Tony Barnhardt seems almost delighted that Coach Saban is a mite POed at agents in his column this morning and the possible repercussions of our dread lord and master's wrath. Needless to say, some of the suggestions of the possible fate of the unnamed agent who held this party in South Beach have been rather colorful.
So, speaking completely hypothetically, lets say someone were able to identify this individual and bring him to Tuscaloosa. And lets say Coach Saban were allowed to enact the scene from any given movie to express his displeasure at his conduct. What should it be? (And feel free to put your photoshop skills to work)
POLL: What Movie Scene Should Saban Enact With this Agent?
The "Stuck in the Middle With You" scene from Reservoir Dogs (142 votes)
The bathtub chainsaw scene from Scarface (101 votes)
The gasoline hacksaw scene from Mad Max (32 votes)
The Memphis prison escape from Silence of the Lambs (40 votes)
Other (make your suggestion in the comments) (45 votes)
360 total votes