The AJC's Tony Barnhardt seems almost delighted that Coach Saban is a mite POed at agents in his column this morning and the possible repercussions of our dread lord and master's wrath. Needless to say, some of the suggestions of the possible fate of the unnamed agent who held this party in South Beach have been rather colorful.

So, speaking completely hypothetically, lets say someone were able to identify this individual and bring him to Tuscaloosa. And lets say Coach Saban were allowed to enact the scene from any given movie to express his displeasure at his conduct. What should it be? (And feel free to put your photoshop skills to work)