Being a Kentucky fan, and it ain't easy, we can always talk about Vandy.  From there we have to go to a Division AA school to pick on,

I listen to Finebaum frequently and hear how stupid the students and players down on the Plains are and wonder if any one other than Vanderbilt's guys could actually pass the GED.

At Kentucky we have the new catch phase of the Athletic Department so corrrectly spoken by one of our one and dones, "It ain't no spelling bee" once you get on the field or court.

SO, once you all get down bashing Auburn, who is the next team you like to batter?

At Kentucky we hate, or envy, Tennessee so much, its our whipping boy. Since we don't beat anyone of importance the rest are protected. 

What do you say?