New Member Say Hello Thread...
1st off, congrats to the fine folks of RBR Todd, Nico, OTS, Pete, Matt and Kleph for all yalls hard work. Looks like it's paying off.
Roll Bama Roll just tallied its busiest month ever, eclipsing even January of this year. Thanks everyone! And keep checking in this season.
You guys are seriously the best evah and RBR is the only place I go to get news on our boys in Crimson.
Now, with 6 painful days until actual glorious football once again graces our lives and with the hearing that RBR had its biggest month ever, Skycaster had a good idea..With so many new faces around, we should have a thread where new members could say hello, tell us old folks a little about themselves and get all that awkwardness out of the way before the real fun starts.
Now, some new guys have already made their presence known..Im looking at you UAyeroc25 :) but others have yet to come out of their shell. (Just wait till the first game thread where Bama is actually losing. For some posters, humpty dumpty will never be put back together after what is said) Anyways, consider this the RBR "Pull up a bar stool and stay awhile" thread...Where advice is given and received and hopefully everyone speaks with a polite tongue...
As a long time member of RBR, the one piece of advice I can give any new comer would be to take it nice and slow (Yes, yes i know that's what SHE said)...A lot of us have been around for a while and we sometimes don't take nice to strangers. We try our best but more often than not, good guys who are just over zealous come across as trolls and are handled without care...So its best just to hang around a little before you get all "WAAA WHOOO!!!!" Just sayin. Oh and don't feed the trolls or Pete...It's a lose lose situation...
So new guys/gals tell us a little about yourself. Even if you've been hanging around for while but have yet to open up. And old farts, give your advice to the newbies on how best to handle oneself on RBR.
And remember, we are all a family, so lets start acting like one...
RTR!
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Been trolling since 2008...
and I’ve made comments here and there, but only recently started posting more often. Not sure if I’m still a noob or not.
Since Bammer said we ought to tell a little about ourselves…I attended UA from 1996 to 2001 and graduated with a B.A. in Communication (I was a TCF major). I worked for Crimson Tide Football as a graduate assistant with video operations (coaches’ film) during the 2001 season and through the summer of ‘02. I moved to Atlanta and came back in ’05 to get a master’s degree in public administration, which I completed in 2007, and somehow I wound up working for The University. So I’ll be sitting in the new upper deck with the faculty/staff tickets that I barely qualified for this year.
Bamagrad, I know you played a few years ago…I wonder if we were there at the same time (Franchione’s first year)?
-D.
was it fun making the films for the coaches? Ive always wondered what being a grad assistant would be like.
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
"Fun" isn't exactly the right word...
Technology has made the video guys’ jobs a lot easier in the last 10 years (gosh, hard to believe it’s been that long!).
It was certainly interesting, though. I saw tape of every game played by every one of our opponents, and every play of every practice and every game that we played in. Unfortunately, I had to watch most of it at high speed, so I didn’t gain as much football knowledge as I hoped to. Still, it was enlightening to be around the coaching staff and see how the program operated from the inside.
-D.
Also, Bammer--
since you always wondered what being a GA would be like…well, back then, if you weren’t a coaching GA on the field, you were overworked and underpaid. It was still a lot of fun when we were winning, and I got to see things most people will never see, but I wouldn’t want to be a GA again. I sometimes wish I’d stayed on longer than I did, but life was going in a different direction. I’m glad I got the chance to do it, and I’m really glad I didn’t get my bubble burst, since I’ve been a Tide fan since birth.
-D.
No, I was gone by then
But you probably saw me at the bars on both the Strip and downtown. That’s where I did my best work.
www.totteringworld.com
by Bamagrad on Aug 29, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I guess Ill start it off...
Not gonna get too personal (it is the internet). But im 28 years old, married with one kid. I work for one of the big “For Profit” colleges out there and currently reside in Tallahassee, FL. I grew up in Mobile, AL but my father moved us from Alabama to Tennessee (and no i haven’t forgiven him for that), to Florida then to Georgia due to business. I have been a Bama fan since the day I was born and even though I have lived in enemy territory since I was 14, not once have I ever thought of changing sides. Im Crimson through and through baby!!
RBR has been my daily crack now for about 3-4 years…I think…. Im not really sure of the exact date but ‘06ish sounds about right. I know it was well before Saban. If you stick around, you won’t find a better Bama site I can guarantee you that! The guys who run the site are top notch and the regulars know their shit. You can’t bring a weak argument around this group thats for damn sure…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Thanks bammer...
Newcomers orientation:
Lesson #1 – The “Preview” button is the most important button on this site. This gives you a chance to look at what you’re posting before there’s no going back. Once you hit “Post”, it’s there for eternity (according to Congress). It also keeps you from getting the dreaded “X-Box” (no, not a video game console)
This >>
If you can’t get it working, hit “Cancel” and look like a pro.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Oh, I forgot...
Rule #1 – No politics or religious debates or race for that matter, here we’re all black and white.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I prefer grey...
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I was referring to...
black text on a white background.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
what if
you’re color blind?
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Like if you only see crimson?
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I see dead people...

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then it's....
a non-factor now isn’t it.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Zee-brah, zee-bro.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
We need a compass....

We’re going way off-course…
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
racist
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 29, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha Yea you got me there. Just like you, right? hahahaha
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i get it.
at least, i think i do.
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
If you've seen us with our spouses, you might.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate white people
Also, let’s use the term “soon-to-be-ex-spouse”. Has a much better ring to it ;)
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
good to know
im not that only person who hates us white people…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I hate orange people....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
deservedly.
(must. not. make. Boehner. joke.)
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Ouch. That hurts. Sorry homie.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, here goes
I started reading RBR just about a year ago, and after a couple months I decided to make an account and start commenting. First internet board I’ve really gotten addicted to, but well worth it.
Anyway, I started college at UA in 2003 and I’m still there, in the MA program. I got married a year and a month ago, and I will be having a child late this upcoming January. In my spare time I like playing tennis, reading, taking long walks on the beach and playing video games/other nerd things.
Also, I’d like to reiterate skycaster’s point. Let’s keep from political talk – we have a lot of people of different backgrounds and opinions here, so why not just unite in knowing we’re fans of the greatest football team out there.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Everybody that has posted so far....
is in or works for a major university. Is that a sign of the economy. I’ve been out of work for almost three years and because of that, I’ve been back in college finishing up my degree. I’m in my last semester and will graduate in December with my BS in Engineering.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I think the recession...
has been great for grad schools.
"I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work." --Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant
by BearKnuckles on Aug 29, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats. Kids are fun. A pain in the ass, too, but fun nonetheless.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Hehehe
In my spare time I like playing tennis, reading,taking long walks on the beachand playing video games/other nerd things.
Who’d have ever guessed with “cthulhu” as part of your screen name? :D
Oh...
…and I can give him crap, Billy’s been around a while and I met him at A-Day, so I figure it’s fair game. :)
So what the frick is cthulhu? And why is that nerdy?
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 29, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
thats a badass pic…sitll have no freakin clue though..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
One day, when the devourer arrives
and your mind is imploded from the sheer horror of the Old Gods’ return, then you’ll get it…
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Guillermo del Toro to direct.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
^ This ^
and, certainly a lot better than Ewe Boll
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately
It is a rule that all movies based on Lovecraft have to suck… horribly.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I see where you would be pessimistic...
but if there’s one man that can change that, it’s del Toro.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That's really why
they should let Morbid Angel start directing them.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Outstanding
metal reference there, sir!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
Oh, is that it?
I thought it was a porn production company.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Necrophiliac porn....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 1, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Wikipedia 'Lovecraft" and all the weird sh*t (censor!) will be explained
And also super nerdy that Billy wrote all that alien dialect crap.
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been doing some pretty serious lurking
for the last couple of years, and I’ve only started commenting (very occasionally) in the last couple of weeks. I went to law school at UA from 2006-2009 and I live near Destin, Florida. That’s pretty much all there is to say except that seriously, this site is amazing. I’d have clawed my eyes out months ago without it and all of the awesome, non-Slowhand people who populate it.
It seems like everyone hear is either an attorney or UA law student. I just earned my JD last year and I’m sticking around for another year getting an LLM in Taxation. And, as Skycaster suggested, if the economy does not pick up I’ll stick around another year and get another masters degree. If I don’t find a job, I’ll stay as long as I have GI Bill money.
because we rock...
and there are always notations such as “review file .2 hour” that we can charge for?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
UA Undergrad 03-07, Law 07-10
I’d be lying if I said Saban didn’t play a factor in my decision to stay.
Poor bastard
you had the misfortune of getting out at the WORST time for attys in 70 years. The whole thing is a racket if you ask me. Too many 1Ls, too little attrition, and (with standardization) too few folks failing the bar.
Godspeed on the devil’s thunder.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
continue....
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Your signature proves it.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been around since the 2008 football season
and rarely post, although I’ll go through stretches where I’m more active. I 37 with a wife and a six-year old boy. We live in Tuscaloosa.
I’d say I like RBR mostly because it’s free, but that’s only a small part of it. There’s lots of free Bama sites but I don’t regularly visit those. RBR is so good because the mods (if that’s still the right term) are smart, funny and put a ton of effort into the site. The posters are just as important, because usually have good stuff to add and make this a community. Take away the comments section and I’d still read RBR but it wouldn’t be the same. There’s a good mix between UA sports and irreverance. The conversation here is closest to what I have with friends tailgating or watching Bama on TV.
Not to threadjack, but let me digress to something that might help people understand why an intro thread like this is a good thing. In the past, I’ve thought Todd & Co. came down a little hard on newbies or opposing fans. What gets called trolling is maybe just some guy who’s a little awkward and trying way too hard. I’m thinking specifically of the poster a few weeks back who kept making all the “What are your favorite ______” posts right out of the gate. I feel bad for these people on occassion. After all, if you’re awkward and trying too hard on the internet, God help you in real life. Had he taken the time to introduce himself and just ease in, it might have gone better.
Because, in truth, the mods’ low tolerance is a necessity. The downside of a free site is that anybody can join and let their freak flag fly, at least for awhile. The only thing keeping RBR from turning into al.com is its ability to self-police. I don’t post enough to be a real regular, but I feel like one and I don’t want this place to be the kind of site where “Aww, jealous little barner” is considered a witty response.
I guess deep down in places I don’t like to talk about at parties, I want Todd on that wall, I need Todd on that wall. Sorry to ramble on
by Nick's Hat Band on Aug 29, 2010 8:15 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
couldn't agree more!
The conversation here is closest to what I have with friends tailgating or watching Bama on TV.
THIS!
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
by bammer on Aug 29, 2010 8:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
couldn't agree more!
The conversation here is closest to what I have with friends tailgating or watching Bama on TV.
THIS!
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
That's what he said...
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
So nice, he messed up and posted it twice.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
yep..
didn’t want to get blasted by the “correct way to reply” police..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
i just flagged you instead
troll.
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
just fyi...
here is a chart of the page views and visits to RBR over the past three years…

Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
If you rotate it to the right...
it looks like a dirt road to everyone’s weird uncle’s house.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think that was my heart rate...
… starting with about 1 minute left in the UT game last year.
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
Long time Bama fan
Born in Mobile and lived there until my teens. Hooked on the Tide just like everyone else in the state of Alabama in the 70s when a Tide loss was about as frequent as a snow storm in Mobile. Of course the Bear was prowling the sidelines and he was the biggest figure in the entire state at that time. I still remember my mom calling me to break the news that Coach Bryant had passed away and it was as if there was a death in the family. Have lived and died with the Tide ever since and died a lot over the years as the program struggled…although the Stallings era wasn’t bad…now a new dawn has broken and this is the first time I can honestly say that perhaps a coach(Saban) may actually allow the Bear to rest in peace. Love the blog and it is the best source for Bama news that I can find. Keep up the good work. I visit here at least once a day.
Roll Tide!
Once a day???
n00b.
Just kidding, you’re good people.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
im not sure
how to take that…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
I can see that.
Or is that just cuz I’m the same age?
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
y'all are old
i wont be that old (you know ,late 20’s) for another 50 some odd days…(its always near the tennesee game)
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
27 is mid 20's btw...
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
so is 28 bitch....
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
i'd rec
if i could read where the damn button is. my eyes man, f*ck! i’m old…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
My b-day is the 25th of Oct.
It’s always around the Tenn game. It makes for either the best b-day or the worst.
by chinesedentist on Aug 29, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine is the 16th...
Ole Masoli Miss day.
By the way, I went by Egans Saturday before last only to find you not there.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I'm the sixth man
I’ll lay down what I do here in a post about me I’m writing.
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Young uns
I’ll be 32 on 11-12. Respect yo elders, mayun…
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh shit...
…that just made me realize I’ll be 32 in a week and a half! Suddenly feel very very old.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
I wouldn't be in my 20s again for shit...
That whole internal warring, and drama…and poverty. Ugh.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel young as shit
I’m going to outlive all you bitches
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
you should be able to get the TRO reinstated no problem then
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You just won this thread...
Where is orson and that siren of his?!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
My name is Lawrence
I enjoy gardening and independent bookstores. My story is all too commmon.
Once, a long time ago, there was a quiet, bookish boy who believed in God and everything his parents said. He didn’t imbibe or smoke cigarettes. He had a small crew of equally awkward followers called “Larry’s Learners” and they sat around the ersatz Bohemian coffee shops adjacent to the local campus sipping Columbian blends and talking about Joyce, the vegan lifestyle, and women’s bras. At some point Larry’s Learners abandoned Larry, leaving him vulnerable to the horrors of life. They slept with women and smoked cigarettes (before and after the sex) and they stopped reading Joyce.
It has taken me years to recover. I don’t go to coffee shops anymore. I don’t even drink coffee. I have an earring in my right ear like the one Barry Bonds used to wear in his left. I drive a windowless white van that says ’LARRY’S LIGHTING’ in magic marker on the side. I wrote it in bold letters so you can see it from the sidewalk.
www.totteringworld.com
you're a weird guy ace..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Do you need me to install a light fixture?
Rewire your kitchen? I’m your man.
www.totteringworld.com
25% off for RBR members.
I operate out of Bakersfield but I have offices in Vestavia and Biloxi to corner the home market.
www.totteringworld.com
tard
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
new guy info
Like most of the people here, I have been reading RBR for a few years now. I enjoy the opinions expressed on this site, as well as the vast collection of knowledge maintained within. I am a husband, a father of two, an Army Soldier, and Crimson Tide fan.
To worry is pointless, if you can change something for the better than naturally you will.
If you can’t change the situation, than its pointless to worry about it anyway.
Brevity is key.
I’m at parade rest for you right now BTW.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, here goes...
I am 41, live in B’ham…from Talladega originally..have spent the last 5 years with an infinitely patient woman who understands my passion for the University and it’s football team..Went to the University for 2 semesters, then went to work for 2 years. Came back to JSU, almost finished my Music Theory degree…Blah… Since then, I have become a Millwright, working in and out of state, for 8-10 months out of the year. Certified Welder for 20 years, also. I discovered this site last year, skimming to case the joint for a while before posting. As an admin for a couple of gaming websites, I know the extent people will go to, just to be proven ignorant. The guys here show a modicum of knowledge, and tolerance, to even the most retarded. I think this site is the premier Bama fountainhead of info for athletics….enough rambling..more coffee!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
Fountainhead is an awesome word.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what....(wait...wait)
she said.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
C'mon, she didn't say that.
She clearly said [content deleted for violating terms of use]
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
A**
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Introduction:
I’m a recent grad from Bama and just started teaching in Wetumpka. I’ve been reading RBR for a long time (I think since about the time Shula got canned), but I didn’t even create a username until early this summer when I thought the job search may take me far away and I needed to become more a part of this community in order to stay connected. I read it every day even if I haven’t posted too much. Hopefully I’ll comment more often and become more a part of RBR.
I love this site for all the reasons everybody has posted above and I figured I had better make an introduction before I say something dumb and get treated like a troll. (I almost crossed that line with my first fanpost about running the wishbone).
Here’s hoping for a great season! Roll Tide!
"I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work." --Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant
I think...
…your name is awesome.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Yours too!
"I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work." --Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant
by BearKnuckles on Aug 29, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhhhhhh..
Hey baby.
A horse is a horse of course of course his name is Mr. Ed; unless he's donkey then of course his name is Tim.
I feel like this is a scene fro "Stripes"
“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it’s not just the uniform. It’s the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. (Lee Harvey must have been an Auburn grad), I want to party with you, cowboy. The two of us together, forget about it. I’m gonna go out on a limb here, I’m gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka (Todd) isn’t always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe… Sergeant Hulka (Todd)”.
by tc16cav on Aug 29, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Stripes references...
….are always rec’d. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
Where does Bamagrad, er, Lawrence, fit into that story?
Cause it’s too awesome to NOT have him in it.
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe "Cruiser",
Cruiser: “I figure I better join up before I get drafted”
SFC Hulka: “Son, there ain’t no draft no more”
Cruiser “There was one”?
lets see...
I am 25 and from Cullman, Al. I went to school at Wallace St.(community) College in Hanceville, Al. I am married and have a one year old. I have religiously read RBR (literally everyday) since January 2008.
Yes, we have thirteen....
cool
I am from Holly Pond. Attended Wallace. My wife attends there now. Have a 14 yr old daughter. Serve in the Army so I am in NC while my wife and girl are in Bama,
I am one of those guys that loves where I am from and miss home like crazy, so I use RBR as another tether to home. I am what is called a sidewalk fan since I never attended the University. But I was raised a Bama fan and to hate Auburn, though I married an Aubarn fan (my form of rebellion I guess),
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
But I was raised a Bama fan and to hate Auburn
That is the first rule to being a good parent btw…
And the whole sidewalk fan thing is a bunch of BULL SHIT! Not everyone can attend Bama and the University is way to damn expensive to pay out of state tuition….I went to FSU and make no apologizes. Im just as much of a fan as any damn grad of the university..And I’d put my loyalty up against anyone…just sayin
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
by bammer on Aug 29, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
agreed
I look at it like this: I place my loyaty to the team out of pure passion alone. That is the only reason that I need.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Gay
going to FSU, that is. Plus you like guys. So double gay.
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That is cool.
I am actually from Good Hope, but its all considered Cullman I guess. My wife is from Holly Pond as well and she also attented Wallace. All of my family live by or near Hwy 278.
Yes, we have thirteen....
by AlltheGreatQBs on Aug 29, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
was raised on 278,
if told you which house, you would know it exactly. And I bet I would know your wife, or at least her family.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
well
I am related to 80% of Cullman County. We are Waldrep’s.
Yes, we have thirteen....
by AlltheGreatQBs on Aug 29, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I know quite a few...
but I’m not sure about that spelling. We are Thrasher s
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
ahhh
my bestie in high school was Justin Thrasher. He went to Hanceville though.
Yes, we have thirteen....
by AlltheGreatQBs on Aug 29, 2010 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Soccer style kicker
graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname “The Mule,” the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL rec!
for timing and how seriously loud i laughed…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
YOU'RE NOT 27!!!
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ive been reading for awhile,
but this is my first post. I am a n00b to this site, but not to forums, in general. I am an active member on several audio forums, and on a few tech forums focused on the android os. Those are my two main hobbies. Alabama football approaches something closer to a religion for me. Somehow it didn’t occur to me till a year or so ago that there might be forums out there like this one….more of a “DUH” moment than an “AH HA!” moment (cue the derisive laughter).
A little about me: I was born in Greensboro, AL. My parents moved out to College Station, TX in 1980, when I was just a baby. I was prolly 6 or 7 before I realized that our family cheered for a different team than everyone else, lol! About 6 years ago, I met a good woman and moved to Austin. She grew up in a Longhorn household, but never liked football. It only took one season of watching SEC football (2005 season) to bring her over from the dark side. Now, she is a passionate Bama fan, who reads almost as much football as I do. Let me tell you, it has been a little….tense…..around her family since January 7th (they ALL like to play the “what-if” game).
Anyways, thanks to you guys for putting out such a quality site. I prolly pop on 5 or 6 times a day to see what’s new. This is by far my preferred place to get info. I’m not sure how I would have made it through the off-season this year with out RBR!
T-minus six days and counting…..
ROLL TIDE!
Here's my story
Born and raised in SC and graduated from The CItadel. Shortly afterwards my wife and I moved to Birmingham for about 10 years. Always “liked” Bama but went to a game right after we moved there and have been hooked every since. Been back in SC for about 4 years. Lurked here for years (multiple times a day) but only recently posted a couple of comments. My 2 kids (born in Birmingham) scream RTR and anybody they see wearing Bama gear. Favorite Alabama game I’ve attended was the Bama vs. Clemson game. Got to hear a lot of smack talk from my Clemson buddies before that game but but my phone was pretty quiet on the way home the next morning!
I am RBR's
philosopher king. It’s mechanic-lien filing, dark aesthete libertine, with social/sexual sensibilities laying somewhere between Caligula and Oscar Wilde. The one who believes that too many (of anything) is never enough; that booze is what “the Force” really refers to; that if, in the words of Neil Gaiman, “if you can’t smoke it, drink it, eat it or snort it, then f’ it”.
I am a halfbreed raised on an Appalachian rez, bounced all over the ACC and SEC footprints before settling in Alabama. UA for UG, UAB/Vandy for Grad School part 1; UA for grad school part 2, UA for Law School part 1; Iowa/SD for law school part 2. From there, stops in Minnie, Iowa, the Black Hills, and Omaha.
Currently reside on the Big Island of Hawaii where the vog sucks, but all else is paradise: The drinks are stiff, the cougars/milfs top shelf, the scenery varied and sublime, and the outdoor activities superb.
And, I am really looking forward to beginning my tailgating at 2:30 in the morning for Sat day games.*
*at least one of these sentences is false
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Out of familial obligations
I should probably also mention that I am, unsurprisingly, a divorce survivor, but have dated the coolest chick on the planet for 4 years…we are marrying on March 12th in the kapu secret beach of Heeia.
And, two. I have the best child that has ever walked on this earth, and will defend that sentence with my dying breath.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
And, two. I have the best child that has ever walked on this earth, and will defend that sentence with my dying breath.
Lets put my kid (whos the coolest kid in the universe btw) and your kid in a cage match and see who wins…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Nobody can stand up to
Little Debbie Dark Lord Saban. She can’t walk all that great but she crawls and hops like that monkey man from “Blood Sport”
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
It occurred to me...all of RBR folks
seem to have daughters. Why can’t we put the stem on the apple, ifyaknowwhatimsayin?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel ya
i’m picking up what your putting down
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
not everyone has girls
I got two apples with stems in one pop….identical twin boys here
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
Bear Bryant
I have a son...
…and he’s going to start for the Tide one day.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 30, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
im currently working on that...
girls are GREAT! Precious as can be and steal your heart from day one. But i want a boy SO bad. I gotta live my dreams out through someone, right?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I am so glad I had a daughter...
you do know the shit boys get into, right?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
you do know that
girls turn 16, right?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
call me when they hit 18 ;)
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
see what i mean
about “morals”…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Ouch!
But hilarious.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I have one...
who is perpetually in motion (he’ll be 3 in a month). We’ll begin our second full season of training on how to properly execute living room celebrations, yelling at the TV, and consuming mass quantities of grilled animals in just 6 days!
by TiderInTN on Aug 30, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 boys...ages 6 and 2, and 1 girl age 1...
My two year old can tackle the 6 yr old and is made for OLB,while my oldest thinks he is a QB, my lil girl knows what man defense is since she has to guard her strollers to keep the boys from joy riding and tearing them up. She also knows the nuances of the Cover 2, but my boys only know how to blitz the pantry in search of gummy bears.
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 30, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
teach that 2 yr old about the importance of "contain"
i’d suggest you get him to pursue decoy gummy bears then when he’s out of position, you let him see the real gummy bears take off past him and dash into his siblings waiting hands… it’ll be a rough lesson to learn, especially so early on, but i think it will also be one that is not easily forgotten…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Go easy on Oscar....
…he’s always been the sensitive type…lol!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
+1 for Caligula reference
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
dude, we have to tailgate a rainbow wahine game
if i am ever back in hawaii during the fall. my mom lives in the Ala Moana part of Honolulu, so you can bet the wife and i will be trying to visit her again.
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You do realize
that “wahine” was the first word I learned (aside from mahalo)!!
Y’all are welcome to vog country, if the city gets you down. We’re out in K-Bay, just south of Kona. Bonus: We represent a shitload of resorts out here and can get mucho kama’aina rates on cars and hotels (as well as off menu grub!)
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions
If y'all come during November, lemme' know...
so we can booze it up: I have tix to the Warriors-Wolfpack game! $76 dollar flights on the creepy prop plane to HNL!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Great Idea!
I attended the university from 99-01, but transferred to Samford and graduated in 04. I am married (3.5 yrs) and have a new baby girl. I have been reading RBR since May 08, but only joined in June of this year after learning what I felt I needed to assimilate and accomodate myself to the culture here.
If you are new I would suggest that you read and hang out awhile before you post. You will quickly perceive that this site is better than great and if you shut up you will learn a lot. For example, since I began reading here I have not lost an argument to a rival fan and am considered infallible in most circles in which I run (h/t you Pete and OTS). Also, if you mention that you read RBR most aubes will not even talk to you and will walk away ranting about how unrealistic and closed minded you are.
The authors have worked very diligently to make this site more than special and they protect it like a child. So, be understanding of that fact and rather than jump in the deep end allow yourself time to acclimate. In closing, just know…This Site Makes Monsters! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
"It's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's size of the fight in the cat"
For example, since I began reading here I have not lost an argument to a rival fan and am considered infallible in most circles in which I run
This is truth…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
I’m a writer. I’m a part-time secretary at a pediatric therapy clinic. My daughter was born deaf but hears with cochlear implants, and I tell anyone who will listen about it. She plays softball, dances, swims, loves to read and loves music, and my heart nearly bursts with pride when I think of how far she has come.
I’m a former newspaper writer/copy editor who worked at The Huntsville Times for 9 years before taking a buyout in January.
I went to Hazlewood High School, where my little brother was part of 3 state football championships in a row. I graduated with Antonio Langham and Tarrant Lynch.
I played juco softball (slow-pitch) at Brewer State in Fayette then went on to UNA and graduated with a journalism degree. Met a baseball player from Kansas at UNA, got married and six years later had our daughter.
I’ve always been a Bama fan, and since my husband is a golf pro who works on Saturdays, I’ve had to watch many games alone for the last few years. I was happy to find RBR last year, just to have someone out there who doesn’t mind if I yell at the TV. ;-)
"There's no substitute for guts."
http://www.soundcheckmama.com
yelling at TV's......
thats normal, right?
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Thanks for the "friendly" forum ...
This is great so that my first-time post won’t be so awkward. My husand and I just got back from a trip down to Tuscaloosa this past weekend. We, along with my in-laws, just bought a house from one of your regular posters (Chinese dentist). He posted pics of the house back on July 8th, we drove down to look at it on July 11th and just closed on it Friday … we are sooo excited! We’ve been staying in the same hotel every game weekend and now we have our own place (only 1.5 miles from BDS) to enjoy our Bama football 3-day weekends!
My husband will graduate this December with a Masters from UA (getting his degree long distance). He’s always been a Bama fan so when we stared dating back in 2005, I got tuned in and turned on to the best sports experience (besides my bowling). My hubby now tells everyone that I’m more addicted to reading and researching about Alabama football than he is. Of course, my main source of soaking up all I can about Bama football is right here! This is the BEST forum ever!
I have 3 boys (22, 24 and 29) and my husband has one son (24) … One of my sons just graduated with his Masters from Middle Tennessee State University and the youngest son went to Georgia Tech for 2 years then had to transfer to an in-state school (out of state tuition was a killer!) and ended up at the dreaded UT in Knoxville (puke orange country). He hated it there (like mamma told him he would) and is now working and saving money to finish college somewhere else (maybe Alabama since we now have a house down there?).
Anyway, I need to wrap this up … thanks for giving the new members a place to introduce ourselves. Hopefully we will meet some of you at Keegan’s??? I am looking forward to posting from time to time … AND, I have a pretty thick skin and can take a good joke so I promise not to go all “emotional” on you guys! :-)
by Chatt-TN Bama Girl on Aug 29, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
Howdy!
we are still thinking good thoughts for y’all. Any of you peeps with love this little lady this fall if you come to pregame with me at egans you hopefully meet her. We just did a carp ton of work to Egans to get her ready for the voyage of process driven football and drinking.
by chinesedentist on Aug 29, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
CHINESE DENTIST!!!
Are you gonna be working Friday? My crew and myself are definitely going to stop by if so…
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
I will be doing our podcast
wellthatscool.com then I’ll be heading over there about 9pm shoot me a email and let me know when your crew may be by. I’ll get you a cold one on me and we can talk some ball. boandnick(at)gmail
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Sounds good, dude!
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
jealous jealous jealous
that you got bo’s house but congrats to both all of y’all
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
My dad graduated from Bama, I was born in B’ham (in 1953), and raised a fan. We moved to Fla. when I was in 1st grade but I still went to tons of games back in Alabama. When it was time for college I was playing soccer, Bama had no men’s soccer, so I went instate to UCF and played soccer as a walk on. That was a mistake as I should have just sucked it up and paid out of state and gone to Bama. (Out of state wasn’t that bad in those days.)
In college I became a born again Christian and later actually became a minister (which I still am.) I’m married (31 years), live in South Ga, and have two girls. The oldest went to college in Ga, but the youngest went with her heart to Alabama and now she is a senior. She is really into the whole campus scene: all Bama sports, sorority, intramurals etc., and she loves it all. And yes we are paying out of state tuition, but funny thing, even though I’ve never had a big salary I made a ton of $ in the market several years back and then before the crash I put it all into CD’s for college so it has not been a problem and we haven’t had to take out loans. But I don’t hold it against people who can’t pay out of state. If my kid graduates in May (she should) I figure 4 years out of state will come in right about $95,000. That is not right, and it is only going up!!
I love this site and if my real friends knew how much time I spent here they’d think I was crazy. My wife knows but she knows I have an Alabama addiction and is ok with it.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
word, its really neat to learn about everyone here
I always thought you were much younger
by chinesedentist on Aug 29, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i knew he was old
(like me) but a minister? i’da never guessed it. i would’ve never thought the clergy were as paranoid (about the NCAA) and as sure the sky was falling (ALL LAST SEASON) as 5026.
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Hey, I'm a Youth Minister
which makes me kinda suspect in the ministry anyway…and although I did believe the NCAA was out to get Bama I have now changed my position to the NCAA is just incompetent, unjust, and totally illogical.
And, I would not call myself negative about Bama’s chances in any game…just very cautious not to be over confident. Hey, I’m not that far from OTS most the time. But, although I don’t bet the line etc. I do think we will cover against SJS.
And, for me, age is not an issue. I’m 57, but my best friend (besides my wife) is guy age 29, and I mainly hang out with teenagers and college kids…and I am not creepy!! But the best thing is I still feel 25, although I stopped playing contact sports with college guys 4 years ago because I was hurting people by being too slow etc. It happens.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
you've always been
one of my favs….You always have great insight and have no time for tom foolery..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Poor tom....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Alabama football....
The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
A little about me… my real name’s Brad and I’m currently dating this perfectly jaw-structured chick (with lips that’ll make a grown man cry) named Angelina, who works in the same profession as I do.
I’m originally from Shawnee, Oklahoma, but I’m secretly a big Alabama fan and can’t wait for the 2010 season to kick off!
Roll Tide!
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
I didn't think you treated Jen right,
but let her know I’m here to console her whenever she wants to talk, OK?
You can have the %$@!
I’ll put in a good word for ya next time I see her only IF you hook me up with tickets to the Penn St. game. :-D
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
Love this post
I’m 31. I’m an RN who works in the ER at a couple of hospitals. Moved from Decatur AL to Phoenix 3 yrs ago. Have a long term GF and a 1 year old son who’s being rasied right to say “Roll Tide.” Graduated from Wallace State with some criminal justice degrees then Calhoun for nursing. Had partial scolly offers for academics at Bama, but was a Mama’s Boy and didn’t want to move off. Always a Tide fan, but since I moved away, my fanhood has increased 1000%. Love RBR and check it 20 times a day.
Anybody know of an RBR Anonymous group?
Roll Tide!
by rolltidefromaz on Aug 29, 2010 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
Cool, a fellow RN. :)
I’m 34 but I’m baby faced (so I’m told). I have a 12 year old daughter who is just as big a Tide fan as me, and that says something. I’m teaching clinicals and getting ready to start my MSN.
I’m a more regular poster now but still not as prolific as others. And someone gives me crap about my name at least once or twice, but it’s OK., I don’t mind. :)
It’s always nice to learn about people. Welcome to all the new members!
If you were a dude...
the name Peyton would be unacceptable for a bama fan.
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
Yeah
but I console myself by knowing how much I hate Tennessee, and hope it all evens out in football karma. :)
You’re the hottest Peyton I’ve ever seen.
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
Uh yea...
by a factor of 10,000
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, you
defo don’t have the big, waterhead that Manning does…I would still bet that you can read zone, tho!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
LOL
Well, my dream as a young lass was to be the first female head football coach. I did coach a college intramural team once. It was as close to glory as I’ll probably get.
I could probably read zone, but my dad actually spent more time teaching me linebacker than quarterback. If you can imagine 5 feet, 4 inches, and 120 pounds of blazing angry chick, then you get the idea. LOL
i saw a cool story
the other day about one of the 1st female high school football coaches and i can’t for the life of me remember where i saw it or where the school was. it was damn interesting, though, hearing the players talk about what it was like when she 1st started and how much they have grown to respect her.
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
What's Saban's daughter majoring in?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
her name is natalie randolph
Randolph was chosen from about 15 candidates after the previous coach resigned. The Washington native and University of Virginia track star played six seasons as a receiver for the D.C. Divas of the National Women’s Football Association, helping the team win the title in 2006.
She also was an assistant coach from 2006 to ’08 at another D.C. high school, H.D. Woodson, where opposing coaches would throw funny looks her way when told she was on the staff.
There’s lots of stuff about her but the above came from this article. i think i heard about it on GMA. apparently they lost her debut though.
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
That
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
ugh
posting fail. Sure it’s probably my fault but I’m blaming Chrome.
ANYWAY, that’s cool. Hopefully she can win some games from here on out.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Since Im a newbie i guess i qualify for this...
I’m 20 and attending the University of Alabama. Unlike most of the other people here(at least from what i’ve read) I am Unmarried. I’m majoring in Japanese and minoring in business…. If anybody wants to know anything else just ask.
Japanese??
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Business+Japanese+golf = $$$$$$$$$
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Algebraic humor...
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Japanese!
Awesome. Don’t speak Japanese though I almost moved there (should’ve gone despite the bad timing.) Anyway, Inm jealous that you can read Mishima, Murakami, Kawabata, Endo and others in the original.
Japanese..
Is really fun to study. You should give learning it a try if you are so jealous :)
by RedTideRising on Aug 30, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
As much as I'd love to learn Japanese....
…I have (an)/other/(s) I’m working on that are more practical for me.
Very cool...
beginning lessons this week :)
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
West Coast born and raised (on the playground is where I spent most of my days). Graduated from THE University of Alabama in 2001. Fell in love with all things UA during my near eight year stay in the state. I currently reside in the nation’s capital and I love street bikes.
I also enjoy smoking pot and having adventurous sex whenever I manage to get it.
After spending seven wondrous years in the state of Alabama, never in my life have I seen fans, who claim to be loyal to one team, spend more time AUbsessing over the other more so than they do their very own.
I also enjoy smoking pot and having adventurous sex whenever I manage to get it.
I have a feeling you will fit in fine around here…especially in our “Embarrassing Admissions” thread…
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing and you're still fit and ready and you know you own his ass."- Corey Reamer speaking about Coach Cochran
In SF
that’s a risky proposition…
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
i was gonna go there...
but felt like leaving it up to those will less morals :)
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
but felt like leaving it up to thosewill lesslacking morals
Corrected.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
what ever helps you sleep at night….
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
my defiled, damp teddy bear, and 12 empties strewn throughout the yard?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
YAY!!! You're my friend already.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that better than being hyperskilled but uneducated?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
it'll get you the same result...
gainful unemployment.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Have you been to a Chamber of Commerce meeting lately?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 30, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Played in a chamber golf tournament today!
Chamber of Commerce = bunch of dufus’s patting each other on the back. Bleh.
I voted for Kleph and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by BamaReturns07 on Aug 30, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Good idea
I’ve been reading this blog for a couple of years now and just started posting a few months back.
From Birmingham, but went to BSC. My father went to UA and was a huge fan. He took me to games when I was a kid, during the latter part of Bear’s career. I fell in love with the Tide and followed/rooted for them ever since.
Dark days came with the hiring of Dubose and I became one of those fans who kept watching but expected a bad outcome for most games.
Saban was hired and hope (or reality) springs eternal. Now something has transformed within me and I follow the tide as much as I can. RBR feeds this addiction nicely so many thanks for that.
I’ve played many sports, but ended up going with soccer since rugby got the best of me (including one knee) in college. Seems like the only times my heart rate is in the red/critical phase is either when the U.S. National Team plays or my beloved Tide.
Wouldn’t have it any other way.
I'm hypereducated and underskilled too
I’m from Birmingham (Pinson to be exact) and I have been trolling and reading RBR for three years now. I figured it was time for me to join the conversation.
I have been an Alabama "side walker" since I was born. I was raised in a house divided. The smart people in my family went to Alabama and the not so smart went to the Barn. My brother screwed everything up by going to Ole Miss. I did not get to go to Alabama until later in life. See, I was an Army Brat so I was considered out of State. My education in a nutshell. BS from Radford, masters and Dr. from North Carolina, and an Accounting degree from the University of Alabama in 08.
Now, I live in D.C. and work for the Feds. When I came here there was not an Alabama fan to be found and now we won the NC and it seems everybody is an Alabama fan. I just think to myself where were you during the Duboise, Coach Fran, and Shula years?
Uneducated but hyperskilled here...
I’m a life-long Bama fan by birth. I’ve lived in SoCal, Tuscaloosa, Provo, SLC, 5 different small boom towns in Utah, but have been an Alabama football fan forever. Married for 31 years, 2 grown daughters, one grandson and one granddaughter. The first words out of all their mouths were, “Roll Tide!”
Found RBR from a google search about a week before the 2009 Sugar Bowl. I had boasted on several other websites (one that I moderate) that there was no way that Alabama would lose to Utah. I now have several good recipes for crow.
I’m a certified quality engineer currently working on defense contracts for the gubmint. When I’m not on-line here, I’m fishing/drinking whiskey or brewing/drinking beer.
RTR!
U of U? Never...lol
Well let me sing you the song of Bo
I was born in Birmingham at St. Vincents and lived in Gardendale until third grade. Then I moved to the Twin cities of Abernant / Bucksville (being from the twin cities is way I’m so cosmopolitan), for those of you not in the know that’s exit 100 (Tuscaloosa is exit 73 ) on 20/59 home of Tannehill state park and the and the “Iron Skillet” restaurant at the Petro travel center. I went to Brookwood High school about 10 miles from Tuscaloosa where I played football (center and nose tackle) untill 11th grade when I got into music and being one of the kids smoking behind the back parking lot of the school. I skated through school taking as little math as I could so ended up going to Shelton State CC where my penchant for smoking pot playing Final Fantasty 7 and Resident Evil in the dark while listing to the Smashing Pumpkins “Ava adore” record lead me to a good solid three Sophomore years. My parents offered to pay for me to go back but I decided that I had my chance at higher learning and did not want to suck anymore money from my parents, it was time for me to make my own way in this word. So I started working at the 15th street diner where I meet a guy named Paul who was not into video games but was into the other reason I dropped out of school so after work we’d go over to his house to “hang out”. I started hanging out with his roommate Becky (who after dating 8 years is now my wife and the mom of our daughter). Me and Paul started a Indie Funk band called “Chinese Dentist”, the name came from a really funny Mr. Show sketch. I continued to play and work at the Diner. Chinese Dentist played our hearts out all over town and did well but it got time for us to quit doing it full time but we still play about twice a year ( gonna play the night of Auburn this year). I then joined a mathy indie rock band call “Baak Gwai” If you wanna see a video of us shot at egans go here . About the 1:15 mark you can see me really get down. In the summer of 2004 my many nights making poor life choices and hanging out at Egans paid off. I got a job tending bar there. I worked there full time till 2007 when babysitting drunk people and the late hours got the best of me. I still work there every gameday and a few nights a year. I then got a job at the local health food store Manna Grocery. About a year later I was attending a showing of “The Big Lebowski” at the Bama Theater and the bartender was getting her but kicked by a hundred people in line for “Caucasians” I aske dthe manger if they needed help and got behind the bar and knocked it out. The next day he called and ask if I wanted to be the bar manger of the Bama and I said sure. A year after that my buddy Nick asked if I wanted to help him start a podcast about Tuscaloosa so wellthatscool.com was born with the mission statement of making Tuscaloosa cooler. I just bought a new bitchin Mid century modern house in the Druid Hills subdivision of Tuscaloosa which I share with my wife Becky and our 13 month old Daughter Audrey “Pistol” . That my friends is my personal life story in a nutshell, now for how I found myself in love with the tide
I’m thirty so I don’t remember the glory days of old like some folks here but my first memory is of the 1985 Iron Bowl. As a just turned 6 year old I remember everyone being all nervous about something so I sat down on the floor to see what was going on. As Tiffin’s kick sailed over the crossbar I remember all the grown ups erupting in happiness and loving how happy everyone was I’ve been a fan every since. I found RBR through my buddy who I work with that post here as “Darby up the middle” before the 2008 season and have been a steady reader every since. I have also had the chance to meet a lot of the posters here by working at Egans and I love it. If anyone is feeling froggy hop on in on for a game day Saturday, I open at 8am.
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 AM CDT reply actions
Ahhh, the Bucksville Petro station.
You can get free trucker hats there if you ask real nice. Useful for college road trips through some of the murkier areas of the South. :)
(commenting as I read the novella above)
Love the Adore album. Saw the Pumpkins a couple of years ago (and again about a month ago) and Billy announced one of the songs by saying “this is off the Adore album” and the crowd all cheered. Then he said, “Oh sure you f***ers love that album now but nobody bought the damn thing.” He was laughing and smiling about it. Never seen him in such a good mood and joking around as he was that night. Great show.
I’m thirty so I don’t remember the glory days of old like some folks here but my first memory is of the 1985 Iron Bowl.
I’m five years older than you, but that’s also my oldest clear memory of Bama football. I have vague memories before that and was definitely a Bama fan before that, but I remember that one like it was yesterday.
Same here.
I’m 34 and was a fan well before that game, but it’s the first thing I can clearly remember about Alabama football. I guess it’s a moment like the Kennedy assassination or the Challenger explosion, except it was the complete opposite of a tragedy.
I'm similar too...
I’m 34 and have been watching Bama football my entire life. Literally. While I do remember some things from my early years (and I remember seeing Bama v. Ga Tech in Coach Bryant’s last season because I got to go to the game in ATL and was able to shake Coach’s hand after the game) but that ’85 Iron Bowl is super clear in my memory.
i love Mr Show
and used to live in a house that we’d named after a sketch (the Soveriegn Nation of New Freeland,,, which was a fantastic inside joke as the house was an Anarchist commune/hangout/ organization center) but i cant remember any chinese dentist sketches, i remember 3 times 1 minus 1 though! ewww girl, eeww!
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What did your parents pack for lunch today?
Let’s see… Peanut butter… eggs… and dice
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It was the good fellas one called ..
palies but it was edited for sunday morning TV so at one point when a guy is about to be shoot a poorly overdubbed voice says" mother father chinese dentist". Tempe are you sure it was not New Homoarabia?
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
hey. my name scooter
and i aubrun fan!!!!! and grajewate. the plaintigeagles got theyer swagger back in this year. coach czychzyzk is bests coach in the state of alalalalbama.
DIAL DOWN THE CENTER!!!
Hi, I’m not actually the former-comic-turned-roided-out-freak Carrot Top, though I did laugh my ass off when he played UA in ’95 (I think it was?).
Not all that crazy about giving up my internet anonymity, but here’s enough info for anyone that knows me to ID me for sure: Been a Bama fan my whole life. Grew up in Birmingham and went to school in Tuscaloosa from ’93 to ’98. Graduated in engineering and moved to south Florida. Been here ever since. I make it back to Bama a few times a year, and I get to Tuscaloosa for Homecoming each year.
As a Bama “ex-pat” living in enemy territory, I depend on the interwebz to keep me in the loop on what’s happening with my Bama football (and also a big b’ball fan). I started out on al.com boards back when rumors started flying that Fran was leaving. I roamed in the wilderness there on al.com for many years. (As an aside, there actually are a few decent folks there. But yes the trolls are fairly overwhelming. And yes, I have a syndrome — “CTS” — named after me there, because my work computer doesn’t play nice with their board. Which is why I eventually gave up posting there and looked for something else.) Been posting here for about 8 months now. Definitely a much nicer forum than what was over there.
I don’t really follow any sports except college football and SEC b’ball. Otherwise I like playing ultimate frisbee and volleyball and going to lots of concerts (alt rock mostly).
Oh, I forgot to mention the main thing that makes me fit in here
Huge Coen brothers fan. (And Kevin Smith and Chrisopher Nolan and Christopher Guest.)
Christopher Guest is the ultimate character actor.
He can do ANYTHING.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't a big fan of Home for Purim
but A Mighty Wind is one of the greatest movies of all time.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok he's not perfect, but even is small roles (Night At The Museum 2)...
can make a whole film bearable. Best In Show is brilliant BTW.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
cookie guggleman? does this ring a bell?
i’m not wearing any underwear…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Bulge?
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Carrot Top was at UA for the 94-95 school year (can’t remember if it was fall or spring though). That was funniest thing I ever saw live.
It was fall, at Homecoming.
And then I guess it must’ve been ’95 when Tom Petty played Homecoming?
I remember CT was Homecoming because he came out in a Bama jersey and started out saying “Whoooo, it’s Homecoming! I guess the thing to do is stay up all night drinking and partying right up until kickoff tomorrow!!! …..or at least that’s what the team is going to do.” LOL
Hello
I’m Greg, I attended UA from 1993 to 1998. I live in Cullman Al. I love playing golf and following Alabama football news, recruiting and games.
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I’ve been to at least one game at BDS every year since 1991. I’ve been reading RBR for two years. Recently I opened an account yet I’ve only commented a few times. I tend to leave the opinions to those with viable ones. Keeping mine to myself has always been my motto.
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I tried opening up, and started an account on al.com. To be honest it was a real turn off because of the constant UA vs AU crap and the pointless post from some person called wiz, who by the way seems to hold several user accounts there. RBR seems more mature, well represented and meaningful. I’m looking forward to having discussions with others who share the love for college football mainly our Crimson Tide. Here’s to another season of doing it right and better than anyone else. I will also add that this is beer drinking season, I promise to do my part in making it a memorable one. RTR
Hold my beer and watch this.
I forgot, while attending UA my favorite spot to chill was Egans. I mean nickel beer, where else are you gonna get nickel beer?
Kevin Beamer was the bar hop then, he played a mean game of darts and made a piss poor Bloody Mary. He was a great guy. If he could just refine that bloody Mary though…….
Hold my beer and watch this.
your in for a treat
My dart skills suck but my Bloody mary will bring a tear to a glass eye
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
can't speak for his dart skills
but rec’d and AMEN for the bloody!
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Are you the bartender at Egans?
I’ll be in T-town when Florida comes up, Prolly Georgia State too. Sooo, I’ll make it a point to tailgate at Egans. Ya know, get the real local flavor that the quad really doesn’t offer. I’m not the omnipotent Bloody Mary know it all, but, it’s one of my favorites. The Chukker made a good one while Dave was the man behind the shots. Or maybe his name was Bill?
Hold my beer and watch this.
Yes sir I work early most Gamedays
You make me miss the old Chukker some some great music there.
by chinesedentist on Aug 30, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Pronounced "Korean Express"
I’ve been a Bama fan for as long as I can remember, and I can remember a long, long ways back from when I was four years old, which was 1980 (quick, do the math). Nobody in my family was a big football fan, so there wasn’t any influence one way or the other. I just chose one, and I chose wisely.
My first specific memory about Alabama football, though, is the 1985 Iron Bowl, so that’s probably about the time I really started to pay attention, and I’ve watched pretty much every game I could since then. I ended up going to UA from 94-00 (engineering). Over the last year I’ve gotten more interested in following the team off the field, and RBR is the reason why (well, that and quitting world of warcrack).
Also, Curt Jarvis’ mom was my third grade teacher.
hmmm... you were in engineering the same time as me ('93 - '98 here).
I’m sure our paths crossed. I was an ME, tucked away in the bowels of Hardaway Hall.
BTW, thanks for clearing up the Korean Express. I had no clue what that meant. LOL
I was EE, but I spent a lot of time in Hardaway working on the helicopter flight simulator starting in spring of 98 so, yeah, maybe I’ve seen you at the coke machine.
I'm ashamed to say
I do not remember Abercrombie Hall. Was that at the mall?
Yep, that was the semester that we ripped out an old bench seat from a car
and put it downstairs by the coke machine. We put a sign up on the wall that said “Mechanical Engineering Student Lounge”, because they wouldn’t give us a lounge or couch anywhere in the building. The department said he was afraid of having a couch in the building “because of the coed situation”. There were only like 2 girls ever in that building. LMAO
Yeah, it’s not like it was chemical engineering. That is where all the hot chick engineers (and probably ample couch seating) were back in the day.
And I remember that sign now that you mention it. I didn’t realize it was a joke, since as poor as the facilities in the engineering buildings were, it looked about like what you’d expect.
Welcome!
Pronounced “Korean Express”
I have to say though, I was hoping Peter Kim had registered on RBR.
Cue google search.
Hmm. Multiple Peter Kims. I’m pretty sure none of them are me.
Peter Kim
He immigrated to Hawai’i from Korea. Became a place kicker for Hawai’i and then decided he wanted to go for the big time and transferred to Alabama and played for us. He’s got a really interesting story.
'Scuse me while I whip dis out....
I’m 39, and have receipts from oil changes in my glove box. I love pecan pie, and I put my right leg in my pants first.I’m pretty sure I’m addicted to Bud Lime, and have spread the Bud Lime virus to all my friends. Its like Gatorade to me. I’ve been on these here internets since the Shula experiment back in 2005-2006. I found EDSBS and followed Kleph over here awhile back, when SB nation started recruiting good blogs. I have always been a Tide fan, and like previous posters, watching parents and grandparents live and die on Saturdays with the Tide is really a family tradition. I grew up in a small town called Satsuma(a baseball school) played football when Vigor was back to back State Champs(we got killed) and National Champs, joined the Navy(cliche, but Top Gun did it for me) for 6 yrs(before, during and after the Gulf War) working on A-7’s and F/A-18’s as an Avionics Tech 1st class,then on the flight deck as “TroubleShooter”, went to Alabama 2 yrs on the GI bill from 96-98, lived with some players during that tough time until my dad passed and had to move to Fairhope for family matters. And then met my wife, we have 3 kids under 6 yrs old(2 boys, 6 and 2, and a girl,1) and my Bama parties are epic since we usually have both sets of In-Laws and their assorted kids and their in-laws, it becomes one big block party for the other Tide fans in the neighborhood.I am surrounded by Auburn fans, and in my neighborhood, out of 20 houses on the river in our ‘hood, only 5 of us are Bama fans.TRUE FACT: My Bama fan neighbor and his brother are named after 2 Bama players since his dad played on the 61 Team, their names? Trammel and Pell……No shit…The irony of that is he graduated from AUBURN because of his major…. I try to go to at least 3 to 4 games a year when the schedule allows. I have also lived thru the Dark Ages when Auburn held the advantage with the “six in a row” BS, and once we got Saban as the HC, I knew we would turn the world on its ear, but just as suprised as ya’ll were when we did it last year. I was guessing this year when that 2008 class would be Jrs would be when we peaked. I still think I’m right. I live on Fish River near Fairhope, and when Im not getting ready for football season, I’m on the water scaring the hell outta my 6 yr old on a jet ski or pulling him on a kneeboard or tube. Once you have kids, you will understand the importance of “me” time. I now know why my dad built a garage with a full bar in it w/ice maker and refrigerator when I was growing up. Most nights, Im on PS3 killing terrorist on COD4 or whooping foul mouthed snot nose brats on NCAA 2011, but Im usually outgunned. I live and die by the blitz…ON EVERY DOWN! Feast or Famine…thats what I think Bama will do this year.
For Noobs on this blog, I view this as a fav hangout or bar, treat it as such. I dont think you would go into a bar where you didnt know any one else and start spilling beer on the patrons, much less the bouncers.Or starting fights at the pool table. Or changing the channel during a Tide game. You get my drift. Roll Mfn Tide.
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
wow i would crush your defense on the PS3
especially with Bama as your D, you dont need to do that son. swap out #64 for Dareus in the 2-4 nickle formation. rush just 3 or 4 of those guys on every play, mix it up with more backers or DB’s for variety. you’ll generate tons of pressure with just 3 or 4 from that formation though….
and, i want a jet ski…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd get owned
- FTW in a cover zero
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions
not touchin' this one...lol
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
look me up..PS3 screenname is .johnny1070....
But damn, the power went out the other day during a rash of storms and now I keep getting a damn DNS Error everytime I log on to the PS3, Ive reset the router, tried easy set up, and now Im kinda frustrated. ANY HELP?
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 1, 2010 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
you may have to pull power to that sucker...wait for about 2 minutes...pull modem power..wait 1 minute..plug it in..
hit the reset button on the router, plug it back in, wait til it lites up, then see if the PS3 gets anything….if you have a Linksys router, I suggest dancing on that obsolete POS until you are satisfied it’s destroyed, then go get something else.
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
hello, my name is Thomas and I'm an alcoholic.
Wait, wrong forum. “Yall know me, still the same old g?” That’s not it either. I’m 25, live in Birmingham. Went to Tulane where I lived piously for a year before the worst blowjob ever Hurricane Katrina sent me packing back to UA. Work this fall for me will force me to miss more than one home game for the first time in 15 years, so the few games I’ll be able to make it to, you’ll find me before and after at Egan’s slurping on some of Bo’s WORLD FAMOUS Bloody Maries (Mary’s?). I’ve been commenting here for about a year, and in that time have probably managed to piss off everyone here with my sarcasm that borders on snark, but we’re all unforgiving bastards that hold grudges, so newbies don’t let that stand in your way.
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Aug 30, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
^^^I like this guy.
No homo.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
tulane
that institution of higher learning that produced arch-lsu backer, huey p. long.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
and Jerry Springer
“See, I have a lot of respect for you kids at Tulane University because you are the smartest kids in the country. Sure there’s Harvard and Princeton, but you have to be really smart to convince your parents to let you come to school in this cauldron of evil.” – Colin Quinn
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Aug 30, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi, I'm Steve...
and I’m a RBR-aholic.
It wasn’t always this way. I moved here from St. Louis in November, 1980. I wasn’t even a college football fan. I went to SMSU (though we didn’t have a problem with people calling it SMS. (Southwest Mo. State) which is now Missouri State, but that’s a subject for another post. In fact, my first week here, I was in the lounge of the Holiday Inn in Northport with my boss, (I think it was the Smoketree or something) and my boss says “do you know who that is at that table there?” I said no because being the clueless yankee I was, I didn’t really know that much about Bear Bryant. Well he told me who he was and I said let’s go talk to him. He then explained that people just don’t do that sort of thing.
30 years later I have found that I cannot get enough of Alabama football and I guess you could say RBR is my new drug. It is the clever wit, intelligence and overall demeanor of everyone here as well as everything from the outstanding analysis to Meltdown Time that has made RBR the best read of the day for me.
if you were a real fan...
you would have waited till he left, stole the napkin, framed it and hung it over your mantle.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
If I would have shook his hand...
I would have never washed it. And it would still smell like victory, and old money.
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 30, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think it would be a big deal.
but my boss said it just wasn’t done. And he did have this huge body guard type sitting at the table with him. Someone told me his name once, but I forget.
Sidewalk Alumni
I’ve been reading RBR for 4 years now and only posted twice. Once about creed reuniting (note: this was not a good thing). I spent 8 years in Tuscaloosa, while my mom was in grad school and spent many nights with a babysitter while she went to hear bands at Egans or tutored Derrick Thomas. I attended Verner Elementary and had Robert Horry for a PE coach. These things, along with catching lighting bugs on the quad and eating 3 times a week at Chang’s solidified my love for Tuscaloosa and Alabama. We moved to Memphis, but Tuscaloosa is where my heart was. Since I got a full ride to a D2 school I didn’t go back to Alabama for undergrad, but have maintained my love. I married a Mississippi boy and ended up at Ole Miss for law school, but remained loyal to Bama. I catch all kinds of hell from friends about being a sidewalk alum, but it’s worth it.
Ah, yes, and I have two really cute kids, one of whom adores Terrence Cody, and includes him in his prayers at night.
I also love Todd’s taste in music. That is all.
sidewalk alumni are 100% legit
and don’t let some snooty rival fan ever let you think otherwise. i became an alabama fan because i chose to go to school there but i’ve met plenty of other folks who never took a class in tuscaloosa whose families have been fans for generations. that kind of loyalty is almost completely unique to the crimson tide and, by god, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
I have had endless debates with friends about this. My UGA friends from law school and my husband’s Miss. State friends are the worst. But, it’s hard to relegate your cheering to just the fightin’ okra and Ole Miss just didn’t do it for me.
by mamaelephant on Aug 30, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
we call it what it actually is
elitism.
if every fan had to be an alumni that means nobody without a college education should be allowed to root for a college team. and the alabama crimson tide has always stood for a lot more than just the university it proudly represents.
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If alumni status is your primary credential, you’re the “sidewalk” fan compared to a born and bred, lived it her whole life fan. My point being that many elitists aren’t just sort of being jerks; they, in fact, have it completely backwards.
well, i'm gonna disagree
if you are arguing one if more legit than the other.
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I've been both.
I was a “sidewalk” fan my first 18 years, then became a student there (then alumni). So I guess that makes me 2 legit. 2 legit 2 quit.
no disagreeing in this thread!!!!
its been nice having a civil thread for once.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Not arguing that.
The idea of making a distinction between “sidewalk” fans and alumni is ridiculous to me. What’s important is the sincerity of how you feel about your team, which is something you can gain at any point, whether it be in the womb, grade school, college, or beyond. But whenever someone tries to label another with some sort of outsider status because she’s not an alumnus, he obviously doesn’t really get what it means to be a fan, and the argument can be flipped right back around on him.
In short, I’m agreeing with you. Just taking a slightly different angle.
Word
Really, we have enough rival fans on our backs, why fight amongst ourselves?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
this ain't arguing
it’s clarifying an important point most of our rivals are too damned dense to appreciate.
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I wasn't talking about you
I was talking about people who try to say that a certain group of the fanbase is “better” because they went to the school, or vice versa.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 30, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The whole sidewalk fan
thing was started by the Aubies. Back in the 20’s the whole state of Alabama and pretty near half of the deep South were Alabama fans because the Tide went to the Rose Bowl and won. And in the 20’s there wasn’t much to be proud of in the South but you could be proud of Alabama no matter where you lived in the South.
But Auburn had a team too and nobody cared. And the only ones who cared about Auburn were Auburn alums- “Auburn Men.” And these stuck up jealous barners started making fun of Alabama fans becasue they hadn’t attended Alabama. And some of these “sidewalk” Bama fans wrongly started feeling bad for cheering for Bama.
BUT THEY SHOULD NOT. Remember, ‘We are Dixie’s Football Pride" that means we belong to whole South, and really now the whole nation. Anyone who wants to identify with tradition, toughness, courage, sacrifice, and yes winning has a place as an Alabama fan.
As Coach Bryant was leaving Memphis, after his last game, he stopped and waved at the crowd of people, most of whom never went to Alabama and he said, “Y’all keep cheering for Alabama!” Coach Bryant knew there was no division in Alabama between those that went to Bama and those who wanted to go but couldn’t and yet still bleed crimson.
Now the Aubies will always tell you that you are not really for Alabama unless you went there because to be honest very few follow Auburn that did not go there or at least have a family member that went there. But the Aubies are just plane jealous.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
And by the way
one of my favorite Bama fans of all time was a Cambodian college student who went to Phnom Penh Univeristy that I met when I was lecturing there in 2004. The kid spoke English, watched Bama on the cable, and wore this Bama Football shirt all the time. He was so excited to know I had actually been to games at BDS and he hoped to one day go himself.
Now, you’d never find a Camodian kid that has even heard of Auburn, much less wanted to go there.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
by 5026 on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now that...
…is cool. And if there were a Cambodian that had heard of auburn, they’d probably think it was somewhere in Georgia.
-D.
which is EXACTLY why i carry
alabama gear to south america and give it out to street kids.
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I had a taxi driver...
…in Thessaloniki ask me if I was “Roll Tide man” when I said I was from Alabama. You know he didn’t know “War Eagle men” even exist.
I didn't, either....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 1, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep! Fact of the matter is unless you went to AU what reason is there to be for AU.
"It's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's size of the fight in the cat"
by thecalicocat on Aug 31, 2010 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL....my 2 yr old will bless anyone you tell him to....
I think I went thru the whole offense and defense the other night, having a 2 yr old say “God Bless Dont’a Hightower” is pretty cute,but hey, I really dont need Dont’a to get hurt this year, and I am sure 2yr olds prayers go to the head of the line.
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 30, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Have him say one for Mark Barron, please....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Started lurking last fall and finally had something to say this spring.
Watched my first Tide game in 1977, the loss to Nebraska. I was hooked, even though most of the games were on the radio then. I never played anything but backyard flag, but had numerous older cousins that did, including one that played at Georgia. I’m married with two kids. None are much into football, though my daughter is showing interest. Strangely, my two favorite incidents where shared with other SEC fans:
I watched the 1985 Auburn game in a room full of Auburn fans. They were so nice to me when Auburn scored that go-ahead TD with less than 2 minutes left, at the end I couldn’t even smile—except inside. I’ve got one of the original Moore “The Kick” hanging in my house. For every bunch of nasty Auburn fans I meet, I see that picture and remember some that were gracious in apparent victory and restrained when it was snatched away at the last. And I still get chills thinking about the Al Bell reverse and Richardson dragging the tackler out of bounds.
In 1992, I lived in Connecticut. A Florida graduate worked with me, and he really enjoyed the game. We had a lot of Miami fans in the office. As the first SEC Championship game approached, all the Miami fans were talking trash and saying that if UA even got to play them, they’d never match up with their speed. I said something to the effect: “I’m more worried about Florida. If Bama gets by them, they’ll cream Miami. Florida is hard hitting and presents some matchup problems. Miami relies on having more speed than their opponents and playing throw and catch. They’ll fold as soon as someone with more intensity matches them in speed.” The Miami fans all laughed. My Florida friend listened to that, and said, “You’d better listen to Steve. He knows what he is talking about.” Going back into that office after the NC was one of the best days of my life. Heh.
by Steven Mitchell on Aug 30, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions
I remember that year vividly....I was coming home for leave after being overseas for
having gone on a West Pac in support of Desert Storm. My flight from Cali had to go ATL, then to New Orleans. The connecting flight from ATL to New Orleans had near about half of the plane that had flown from MIA to ATL,all of the most vile and disgusting Miami fans I have ever dealt with. How these kids had money to go to the game was beyond me. Most look like your everyday drug dealer, and all would have been thrown off the flight by todays terrorism standards for misbehavior and were headed to New Orleans. I myself was headed to the game to meet my dad,mom and some friends from high school. I had my Alabama gear on, and luckily sat next to a guy who graduated from Bama that lived in Miami and he said he had a gun, he would have shot at least 6 “of them sorry ass bastards”. They were throwin beer/liquor, and trying to get us to smart off so we would have to fight. I told one of them “Put your Goddamn money where your mouth is, put $10,000 on Miami to win or STFU.” Of course, it didnt stop once we had the game in hand either. Even after the “Lamar Thomas” incident, Miami fans still thought they had the better team. And, did anyone notice that the documentary on “Da U”, the 30/30 special on ESPN, just happen to forget all about that “game” that Miami happen to play in, but didnt win? I have never, ever had to deal with fans like that, and I thank God that beat the living shit outta them.
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 30, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I suppose I am 100% sidewalk alumus.
My mother and most of her family went to Bama. My Grandfather and Uncle however went to Cincinatta for Engineering degrees, UA for law. I went to school in Philly and am incidentally a Yankee, though I spent my summers and holidays in Bama until I was 14 when my Grandmother followed my Grandfather and passed. The only two people my Grandfather was impressed by was Jeb Stuart and Bear Bryant and it sortof rubbed off on me. We always watched the Iron Bowl with my Godfather every Thanksgiving (another Bama alumnus). I grew up hearing stories about my mother’s dentist who was too cheap to buy anasthesia, but had tickets on the fifty yard line for Bama home games. All the myths and folklore just coalesced into a family tradition and for the last 15 years wit the advent of cable tv, I can watch most of the games.
My favorite memories of Bama are probably watching the 1994 SECCG with a die-hard fan from Ethiopia who drove a taxi in Philly. I was too polite to ask WTF and I still wondering about it; the Penn St game from 89 or 90; FLA in 05, crushing the U in 92 which was criminally left out of that awful U docu on ESPN and all of last season minus the SC game.
Found this site during a google search.
Born in Aabama,moved to Texas when I was a child.My relatives used to send me Bama gear all the time.When my Father died we moved back to Aabama where my Mother’s family was.Some of my relatives are UA graduates.
My Cousin is currently enrolled.My Ssters are Barners though,so we don’t talk.Just kidding.
I some how wound up in Memphis in my late 20’s,working at Southland Greyhound Park in nearby West Memphis AR.
I’m an announcer calling the Greyhound races,or ’’Dogcaller’’ as they say.Hence my screen name Crimsoncaller.Cool thing is I get to watch football between races,or keep one eye on the tv and one eye on the dogs.:)
Not to mention read and post on RBR.Really helps me pass the time away during these long weekends.But its a cool gig,as I have my own office way up high looking down,and no boss watching over me.However my voice is heard all over the building,as well as around the world on the internet.
www.Southlandpark.com
Click on the racing link for free live video.I work every day but Tuesday and Sunday.
My father went to Bama. He was graduated in the early 50s.
He was career military and we moved every few years. But we could usually manage to find an AM radio station broadcasting Alabama football.
I’ve only seen three games in person. Ole Miss (Jackson, MS) in ‘80 & ’82 and Southern Miss (Birmingham) in ’81.
I went to the College of William and Mary in Virginia. Always followed Bama football. It was one of the things that kept a tight connection with my dad (along with Star Trek reruns and James Bond movies).
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 15 yrs, now. Until late 2005 we’d call each other before, during or after a game to discuss it. He was going to games, but I never seemed to get a chance to fly down to join him. The day after he saw the victory over Florida in ‘05, he was killed in an automobile accident.
The game is still fun to watch. I’m glad that I found RBR, because it brought back some of the connection I lost from the conversations I used to have with my dad. The moderators knowledge of the game and the team far exceed the detail of my banter. I’ve had a few format fails, here, and made a few mistakes of quoting unscrupulous sources, but I’ve still enjoyed being apart of this community. Thank you for your patience.
I’m the only Bama fan in my office, which is dominated by BigTen & Notre Dame fans. Out of 400 people there are probably a dozen of us with ties to the SEC.
I look forward to bringing my oldest son (10 yrs old) down next year for the A-Day game.
If my dad and I
didn’t go to the games together we always talked after every Bama game win or lose. He is gone now and I miss those phone calls, especially after last years NCG.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
AMEN! Bama football is so much more than just the game!
"It's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's size of the fight in the cat"
by thecalicocat on Aug 31, 2010 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn you just made me almost cry.
2hr phone calls after games are the tradition for my dad and I.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
man...
…that post your dad did before…was it the Utah game?…still gives me chills.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 31, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It was 2yrs ago, right before we played Auburn.
The man is an exceptional writer and an amazing person. My hero.
I need to find that post again.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 31, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to read it again...
…if you find it, put it up here por favor.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 31, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Seconded.
I think I asked about that one time, but couldn’t remember who posted it. I’d love to read it again.
"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy
(Formerly SugarBowl93)
by RememberTheRoseBowl on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I’ve been folowing RBR for years…. Check it everyday, 3 or 4 times during football season! I have an obssession with Alabama Football, can’t get enough of it! Thanks RBR staff for all you do. Thank God there’s is only 5 mores day! Roll Tide Roll!
by HoundstoothHoney on Aug 30, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
That would be " thank God there are only 5 more days"
by HoundstoothHoney on Aug 30, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Also
A big Roll Tide and thanks to Todd and Nico and the gang for this Crimson Behemoth known as RBR.
Are we ready to start Facebooking each other?
Congratulations to the 2009 SEC and BCS National Champions: The Alabama Crimson Tide! Roll Tide Roll!
I tried...
but it all ended in post-loss bukkake parties (shula era, only).
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions
…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Aug 31, 2010 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Dang!
Double Dang! Plains you making it to a game this year?
by chinesedentist on Aug 31, 2010 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Not this year...
1. I probably won’t have rock fever yet
2. Too expensive; this move cost $14k and I’m broke
3. Wedding to pay for in March
4. Have to pay to fly my kiddo out here for the Holidays
But, next year, I’m renting an RV and coming to one game for a week’s vacation!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 31, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
bitchin
I understand I just moved across town and that was a drain on me. Well we’ll keep you well informed about the sillyness that goes down and look forward to rolling out the welcome mat next year.
by chinesedentist on Aug 31, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Alabama fan...
slugging along in United Kingdom. About to retire after 26 years in the US Air Force, last 8 here. Will be changing my screen name to KentuckyTide as I will be moving to Bolling Green in Nov. Don’t post much due to the time difference. Am married with 2 kid’s (18 year old boy and 17 year old girl) both Alabama fans who are willing to stay up to 4 AM to watch games.
That's cool, glad you'll be back soon
by chinesedentist on Aug 31, 2010 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
the "uk" in your screenname already has a Kentucky reference if you think about it.
My dad is also in the AF. He’s got over 30yrs, I think. But he’s getting out soon. Anywho, it’s awesome to hear about watching games in the wee hours of the morning because I’m back to doing that now.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn’t find RBR until probably February of this year. SI’s college page links to all the articles, and I like that 1) This site has updated about 10x more often with stuff of interest than other sites have during the off season and 2) It seems that there is a significantly higher football IQ among the mods and posters than I find in other places. I don’t need someone to tell me that “Hightower should be good this year,” but I can use some help on understanding some of our more complex defensive concepts and especially O line play.
About me, I should be working right now, I graduated from Bama in ’09(clearly should have taken a 5th year victory lap). I worked as a marketing student while I was there, and I was on the field during the ’08 season, which has enabled me to be a part of a Alabama highlight video, which may be my biggest claim to fame yet. I have a unhealthy obsession with this football program, and have no plans of stopping.
by dixiefootballpride44 on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 AM CDT reply actions
btw...
i love everyones dedication and focus in this thread. It is full of all kinds of WIN and if this thread is any indication of the attitude of our football team…another NC is a lock!
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
by bammer on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"You are correct, sir!"
© Ed McMahon
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey Everybody
I’m Brad as my screen name says. I sometimes wonder how wise that is but of course I don’t know. I ‘m a single father of a 4 year old little boy who if you ask if he’s going to play football at Alabama when he gets big will say," yea, I’m gonna be on tv fallin’ people down!" I went to UA in ‘88-’91. Unfortunately, I was more interested in the party scene than I was class. I stopped drinking when I was 31 and I’m 41 now. God has blessed me since then so I can’t regret. ROLL TIDE ROLL
Most def a Bama Addict. I got it from the old man.
As a kid I watched my dad get livid for the Tide til my teen years when he subdued. As a early Teen I actually pulled for the gators(I always hated the barn and turdnessee) cause my fav granddad taught medicine down there but I wised up in high school and pledged my alliance to the Tide. My older bro went to UA from 91-94. I was enrolled to start at UA in 96 but parents decided I couldnt afford it so went to CACC as an engineering Major got Carbon monoxide poison lost most my memory from my first semester in CACC failed out, dropped outta school. Parents enrolled me in a private college in Jackson MS, I stopped watching sports to busy doing the college thing then transferred to MTSU to get a degree in the Music Business degree. After being in around all that orange and no real future in the Music Business dropped out college again. Parents pressured me to finish so I enrolled at UA and finished with a Finance degree after 2 more years in ’03.
When I was at UA I ran the big A flag with 40 other people from the Yell Crew before every game and after every victory. Nothing like the goosebumps you get being on the field at BDS with over 80000 people screaming for your Tide.
I joined here after the Sugar bowl looking for free recruiting news. I fell hard for this blog. It is great. Great writing, witty banter, great insight and Todd eats gross things for our enjoyment and team victories.
Keep up the great work and Roll MFing Tide!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
Howdy
I joined this site quite a while back, but don’t post a lot. I do read this site almost daily and I get a TON of information from you guys. Plus, I get a good laugh too. "Cuz y’all be some funny m’fers… "
I’m gonna try commenting more often and quit being so damn lazy.
Some background: I’m originally from Montgomery (folks and brothers still there), currently live in Memphis TN, and am looking to relocate back to Bama as soon as possible. My step-daughter is a soph at Bama in the nursing program. We tailgate for most home games (will be missing the SJSU game but will ‘kickoff’ the season for PSU) and we have set up our tent for the past 2 spring games. Yeah… we’re one of those. I don’t have season tix, but try to go to as many games as I can afford. This whole “national championship” thingy has minimized my ability to afford tix, but that’s the sacrifice some of us have to make. I bring my dish and enjoy the games anyway.
Looking forward to a great season and I promise to be more ‘active’ on the boards.
Roll Tide!
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
welcome!
Don’t be afraid to comment. BR07 can be a huge dick sometimes..but everyone else cool…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Don’t be afraid to comment. BR07 can be a huge dick sometimes..but everyone else cool…
Um . . . there’s more than a few dicks on here. But, still, let them be dicks and comment away.
DANG! forgot to hit the sarcasm button!
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
While I usually tell everyone to assume everything I write is sarcasm, I generally have a hard time picking up on other people’s sarcasm.
Thanks guys! And don’t worry, I should fit in. Sarcasm is one of my best qualities. Hell, I grew up in Montgomery as an Alabama fan. Sarcasm is an absolute must for your arsenal.
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
Grew up a Bama fan in Big 10 country but close enough to Lexington to get the Jefferson Pilot game of the week broadcast. Attended UA my freshman year (Coach Stallings’ final season) but transferred back home and suffered through MAC “football”. I discovered RBR two seasons ago and the open thread is now part of the gameday superstitions. Here’s to another season of making their asses quit!
Stupid Is As Auburn Does
Run Forrest! Roll Tide!
I didnt initially read this
because Ive been a member since January but have been reading since WAY before that. Now that I have read a few, I see that I should say hello.
To answer the first question before I begin, my screen name came before the NC and is a reference to the 13th Alabama Infantry. I had four ancestors serve in company K during the War Between the States.
I was born and raised in Huntsville and left there in 1985 to have an adventure. After twelve years of wearing bell bottom pants, I realized the Navy was no longer for me and became a contractor to the government. Ive been a fan of Alabama since I could say the word. I would have loved to get my degree from there, but it was too far from the water. I try to learn everything I can about football but I am convinced I will never gain the amount of knowledge that some of you guys exhibit.
Roll Tide!!!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Let me tell you as story 'bout a man named Jed
or I can just regale you with my existence.
I grew up in Calhoun County. Raised by loving parents and given a love and passion for Alabama Football by an Uncle that was admittedly more a Coach Bryant fan than Alabama fan as he says.
Graduated High School and attended Gadsden State Community College for a semester. Mostly playing the card games Tonk and F@#& Your Neighbor in the cafeteria while listening to Elvis and Duran Duran on the jukebox. I left in December for the Marine Corps. I watched the 87 Tennessee game in 29 Palms, CA. Eventually returned to Calhoun County to attend Jacksonville State University but due I did not transition well from the Marine Corps to Student life very well. Joined the Army and spent another 8 years globe trotting. Religiously following Alabama Football from Zakhou Iraq, Incirlik, Turkey, Leghorn, Italy, Guam, Germany, Switzerland and Fort Bragg, NC to name a few.
I am now a Government Contractor. Presently I am in Afghanistan until the South Carolina game. Notice how my concept of time is based on Games and not a Calendar point.
I met a fellow Alabama fan last year in Afghanistan. We watched about 4 games together and discussed football daily before we ever even bothered with finding out each others name.
ROLL TIDE!!!
I grew up a Bama fan watching the games with my dad for as long as I can remember. As a child, I loved it when Bama won because dad was happy, and it sucked when they lost because I knew dad would be pissy for the rest of the weekend. I started watching every game and really paying attention in 1990. I watched the ut game alone and remember going crazy when we blocked the fg and then kicked the game winner. Ever since then, it is pure agony if I have to happen to miss a game (live) for whatever reason….I’ve always made good use of the vcr, and more recently, the dvr. I currently live in Nashville, TN (since 05) and word as an accountant at a public accounting firm. I am not an Alabama alum, but attend Lipscomb University, currently finishing up my masters degree in accounting. I am married to an auburn fan, which makes for an interesting November. Anyways, I love this site! It is full of great and entertaining information! I CAN NOT wait to read the post-game thoughts after every game, they are always very insightful. I probably have what i would describe as a basic understanding of the Xs and Os of football, nowhere near expert status by any means. This is one reason I enjoy this site so much, because I can find good information about this aspect of the game. One thing I am an expert on is loving Alabama Football! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
Not a noob but,
Been on here for a while, although I don’t get the time to post as regularly as I would like. Here’s a brief background:
Started at the University as a freshman on scholarship in 92 majoring in aerospace, changed to history in 95, realised I didn’t know what I wanted (except to chase girls and drink beer – not good for scholarship) and dropped out of school. Joined the USAF on 97, got out in 01. Went back to Tuscaloosa and finished my degree in electrical engineering. Met my wife while in the USAF. I now work in the defense industry up in Huntsville. No kids yet, but two dogs.
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie..."
OK you guys make me feel really old...
I started at the UA when Bear was still coaching. As a freshman I sat on his couch in His office and talked to HIM. I still can’t believe he just invited me into his office! Anyway, I graduated with an engineering degree and spent several years in exile in Chicago. Then I married a surfer dude from Hawaii and relocated to his home on Kauai where I run a shave ice business. I took a California boy who didnt even own a TV and turned him into a rabid Alabama fan. I am a voracious partaker of all things related to Alabama football. Here in Hawaii I was in a desert. I live in one of the last areas in the state to get DSL. But I did go to Honolulu when Alabama played Hawaii. My friend here bought the tickets and I was in the heart of enemy territory. Anyway, this blog is one of my lifelines!! Also, I would be interested in getting together with other Alabama guys and girls in the islands! Roll Tide!!
wish I had found this site sooner
Born in Marshall County, only lived in Bama for a year and a half but it will always be home. When I was old enough to make the decision, my Dad said “Alabama or auburn, you gotta pick one and you gotta stick with it.” My extended family was split down the middle, so it was very important that I choose a side. Obviously, I chose correctly, and I’ve always appreciated the fact that he gave me that choice (had I chosen auburn, he probably would’ve disowned me). Anyhow, we moved around quite a bit—TN, IL, SC, back to IL, then to Arkansas. Throughout it all, the Tide were always my team.
An anecdote—my Dad and I taped the 2nd half of the 1992 NCG. About three months later, I decided to record some mtv videos and—blasphemously—recorded over the game. He never did cease giving me grief for that, until a few years ago when I got him the whole game on dvd for Christmas. As he unwrapped it, I let him know that I considered us even, and he agreed.
About ten years ago I moved to tulsa oklahoma, and it has grown on me. Not quite a Southern place, but tolerable nonetheless. I moved here just before bob stoops won his title with the sooners in 2000, and it was a tough few years. Listening to my sooner fan buddies talk of bcs bowls while we slugged it out in the independence was saddening. But, as we all know, things have turned around, to say the least.
Sitting here right now, it feels pretty easy to be a Bama fan. We just romped some kids from San Jose, and the game before that we were winning it all. But there was also the time of Langham’s dealings, of Shula’s refusal to put a cleat on opposing teams’ necks in the second half, and, of course, “The Tide is rolling, baby”. But, throughout it all, it’s been nothing but Bama all the way for me. Give ’em hell, Alabama!
n00b here
I have been observing the site for several years and never joined or posted. I have been living the Bama lifestyle since 2001 when I got out of the service. I spent two years in Bosnia where I took some classes sponsored by the UofA and put on by the USO. Not really sure what that makes me other than a monstrous fan. My wife’s family is from B’Ham and most still lives there or Hoover. I have four kids all of which hate everything orange, which is difficult seeing as we live very close to Gator Nation (Tampa, FL to be exact). We make a yearly trek to Tuscaloosa for a game (usually homecoming) and to visit family. I love the site as even though I am not there it makes me feel like I am "home". Keep up the good work. Now back into my shell of anonymity I shall go.
Thanks for your service
and keep those SOCOM guys in Tampa in line! :)
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin

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