Ok gang, since it came up (pun intended!) earlier today and the season is mercifully upon us, it's time to figure out just what sort of offering I'll be making to the Football Gods before every game this year. The eating? It's out. Seriously, I would like to live to see national championship #14 (and 15, and 16, and etc.) with both my sanity and digestive tract intact, plus the Football Gods are a fickle bunch that demand new amusements each season. I've already suggested letting The Girl slap me across the face for every win, but what other suggestions might y'all have?
Chime in below, and let's keep it reasonable here. I'm not doing anything that might result in bodily harm, doing anything permanent (i.e. tattoos or scarring), or anything else that might hinder my day to day functionality (For example, I considered getting a piercing for each win and then just taking them out after the season, but I don't want them to be visible and I only have two nipples and zero desire for piercings below the belt, so that's out).