Your Personal Football Experience?
I know its a bit off topic but I think one of the cool things about RBR is the community aspect, and so I got to wondering if any of you gents every played organized football and if so, at what position and at what level? I think it'll be interesting to get a little bit of an athletic background and I'm one of the few who likes to hear stories of a person's athletic glory days.
I personally never played organized football outside of a Pop Warner growing up and intramural flag football in college, as I was a through and through wrestler and probably too undersized and slow to make much of a difference on a 6A Florida squad.
If the mods feel it necessary to deck this somewhere else or wipe it out than thats cool but I think its a neat idea for a thread, so nanny nanny boo boo.
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I quarterback from the...
couch every weekend, does that count?
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I hope you're not a
Big 10 couch official – they’re the worst!
"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy
(Formerly SugarBowl93)
by RememberTheRoseBowl on Sep 15, 2010 6:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Oops.
misread – don’t know how QB turned into official…weird. I promise I’ll attend my reading class this Monday night.
"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy
(Formerly SugarBowl93)
by RememberTheRoseBowl on Sep 15, 2010 6:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I played in high school
but following a violent injury (which required one year to recover from) I picked up socccer and played soccer my senior year in high school and in college.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
from the time I could breathe until starting college
Tried to walk on at TTU and So. Miss….didn’t get invited to scrub camp either time.
Corner/Safety
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 14, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Gave up the couch quarterbacking --
— now I coach instead.
Never played organized football. Played a load of pickup games, including sneaking into the HS stadium many times.
Baseball was my sport. Played until 15, then went to work, started driving, had a car, played in a band, had a steady girlfriend — baseball? who needs it? Shoulda dropped the girlfriend and stayed in sports.
Got into playing soccer, after coaching youth for several years, even though many players are half my age. If someone gets by me, I just trip him with my walker…
Forgot, played intramural flag ball at UA
The 11-a-side full blocking kind (we had Angelo Stafford, TE, on our team for a bit while he got academically sorted out), until they went 7-on-7 no-contact around ’84. That whole era is a bit hazy.
Does it count...
…if I played with the players?
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 14, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Never played...
….but our high school head coach was my driver’s ed teacher. Learned more about football in six week’s worth of 30 minute drives around town than you could ever imagine.
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Glad to hear I'm not the only one here that never played.
I never played organized football. Little League baseball was enough for me to figure out that my athletic gifts weren’t going to take me far in life. LOL But I was a lifelong Bama football fan. Sometimes I get the feeling that people don’t respect your opinions if you haven’t played, almost like the debate about “sidewalk fans” not being real fans. I may not know as much about the Xs and Os as some, but I get by.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I will say that my biggest regret in life...
….was not even trying to play. I’ve had shitty knees since the 2nd grade and knew I wouldn’t be any good at it (slow & undersized are not qualities you want in a football player), but as much as I love the game it would have been nice to see it from the other side.
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I wish I would've played too,
but I also have bad knees. I had my first knee surgery at 15. If I had played football at a young age, I wonder if it wouldn’t have happened sooner. Still wish I’d tried it though. My folks just weren’t real keen on it I guess. Pushed me to baseball instead.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
you mean the side that bleeds
(from places other than vaginas?)
Seriously, my biggest regret was not trying out for the Hockey team in NE Alabama. I think I would have loved it. I love the game, study it, know the history, etc but I’ve never laced them up and hit the ice. Sigh.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 17, 2010 3:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Played Varsity Ball in High School
Got a few small college offers, but tried to walk on at UA. Didn’t even get through the first workout before my shoulder exploded. Would have been a practice squad scrub at best anyways, if on the off chance I made it. I have been coaching high school for 5 years now, and love every minute of it.
"What can clean puke off a door and carpet"- Shank
Played in High School
at Linebacker for one year. Then played Soccer my senior year. Also played defensive lineman in the Navy Captains Cup for Hampton Roads area.
Now, just try to be a student of the game.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
I scoring four touchdowns
“in a single game” while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School. Then I broke my leg so I could never play in college. I got drunk and asked this annoying redhead to marry me and have been miserable ever since.
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood."- The Bear
by Bham03UAgrad on Sep 14, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Hey, uhhh... how long before Kelly turns 18?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
winner winner
chicken dinner.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Player
I played junior high / high school offensive guard & tackle, linebacker. I was small but I made up for that by being slow LOL. Played baseball, left handed pitcher, had a pretty good screwball. Much better at baseball, but LOVED football, lifelong Bama fan.
Played qb in the yard for years and love the game...
…but once I tried out for JV in 9th grade I realized I was undersized and too weak. Well, I could have tried, but it was easier to quit that and concentrate on my education.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
Y'all should be able to tell from all my lewdness and bad puns...
…that I’m an offensive line-man….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 14, 2010 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I see what you did there.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I played DE in high school...
…and started my junior and senior year. We won state (T.R. Miller) when I was a sophomore. I was way too undersized to play at the next level so that was that but I still have “the dream” from time to time where I’m back on the field in all its glory.
Played...
…safety in middle school and stuck around through summer camp of my 9th grade year when I decided to hang it up b/c I figured I might get killed if I kept playing (was absolutely fearless to my own detriment.) Coaches were pissed I hung it up, but I went onto a pretty good soccer career that saw me shrug off interest from a few small schools because I wanted to live in a decent sized city.
In addition to football and soccer, I also ran track and played baseball. I liked wrestling, but refused to wear the uniform (I was pretty stubborn back in school.)
by Nico2.0 on Sep 15, 2010 1:24 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
football was my love, I was best at baseball, and basketball is the only one I can still play.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 15, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I played WR at Slocomb HS for one year but soon gave it up...
partly because I moved to a different country and partly because I got more into skating and smoking weed. Basketball was always my thing anyway. I played lots of tournaments in the Netherlands and Germany and even won MVP of one ’em. Damn that was fun.
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Played football for one year in middle school...
and got hurt. Not wanting to put my baseball career in jeopardy, I hung it up after that.
Played baseball from age 4 through college. Saddest day of my life was my last game in college.
Have loved Bama football since my conception.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Played D-end/ center
at Lincoln HS school in tallahassee. Had a scholly offer to FSU but blew out my knee my senior year. After that they wanted me to walk on. I said no like a tard and gave up football. Went into a bit of depression after losing everything I had worked for my entire life. My dad had played football at Kentucky State in the late 60’s (he was the first white man to attend K-State and actually had a movie made about him). Knowing about my dad’s success, i felt obligated to follow in his footsteps and not being able to do so made me feel like a failure.
I later realized how dumb that was, got married and the rest is history…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
just realized that i put "school" after HS...
see i am dumb…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I just thought it was an advanced school school.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 15, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
stinkin' lincoln
dont know much about yalls football team this days but your squared away as far as wrestling goes.
Moisture is the essence of wetness.
yeeaaahhhh
I havent stepped foot on campus since the day i graduated. I know a few guys who still go to the games but im not big on the Tally HS football scene right now.
Are you still at FSU?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Never actually played...
…other than IM flag ball in college. But I was a grad assistant (coaches’ film) at ’Bama in 2001—I learned quite a bit about the game then. I started paying close attention to the games (as opposed to just being in the room with the game on TV) when I was in 9th grade (the ’92 season).
I’ve played baseball since I was 7 (I still play in an adult league in Hoover). No college ball or anything, though.
Like Todd, one of my biggest regrets is not trying to play in high school. I was undersized (didn’t sprout up until 11th grade, and graduated HS at 5’11, 115 lbs.) so I would have probably been a free safety or blocking WR, since my high school ran the ball out of the Wing-T and almost never threw the ball. Still, looking back, I wish I’d given it a try…
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
If you only weighed 115
you would have been killed on day 1.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
5'11", 115 lbs.
Sounds freakish even for a girl.
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
by animalcracker on Sep 16, 2010 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Geez.
Maybe I’m remembering wrong—I might have been 120 or so in 12th grade. (I’m 6’, 165 now.) My brother and I are both cursed with small shoulders—I might have “bulked up” and carried more muscle, but still, my frame just wasn’t built for football.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
No worries
It boggles my mind, however, when men of incredibly slight stature actually give their height/weight, as I have not even seen the likes of 165 lbs. since I was a sophomore in high school.
I packed it on between my sophomore and junior years (went from 170 to 195 in one summer!) in an effort to win a starting job on the DL (I had been a linebacker).
Since then, I have been a Man o’ Girth (MOG).
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
by animalcracker on Sep 16, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Dual sport player...
football and baseball. Football was my true love, though I was definately a better baseball player and wound up playing some JUCO (3B HS, LF JC)baseball at NE Miss. JC. Played TE on offense and a hybrid DE, LB & SS (ROVER as we called it) on defense.
I played football...
from the time I was 7 years old until the end of my sophmore year in high school. I played free safety and wide receiver. I also played baseball, basketball, tennis and track. I eventually just got too tall without gaining enough weight to play serious organized football anymore. After football I became a high jumper, long jumper and triple jumper and was on the Bama track and field team. I never enjoyed playing any sport as much as I enjoyed playing football though.
How tall did you get?
"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy
(Formerly SugarBowl93)
by RememberTheRoseBowl on Sep 15, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I played fullback...
for Brentwood High – just south of Nashville. I didn’t get many carries, but that suited me since I enjoyed blocking much more than anything else in football. I wasn’t tall by any means (still am not), but had good strength and my lack of height allowed me to get good leverage, especially in run blocking.
Great, now I’m fired up from typing about the good ol’ days. That copier is starting to look a little like a LB…(puts hand down)
I played Guard/Nose Tackle
for Athens High School. I had 2 different coaches Coach Ezell and Coach Rivers(Phillips dad) I started my Soph year at Nose, but didn’t start at guard until 11th. I was your typical rabbit rusher. 5’ 9" 200 ish, and I always played good technique according to my coaches. That was my advantage due to my size. I originally started playing in middle school, and we had some great players in my mind. We went undefeated 7th, 8th, and 9th grade seasons. They thought highly of our class, and we tried to maintain. It’s a different story once you get to the high school games though, and we finally lost our first game as a class in 10th grade. Then my junior year we went all the way to the semis in state and got our butts pounded by Russelville High School 34-0. They straight out played us!! I miss those days now…and I wish I had stuck around for my senior year as well. Still, it was great.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
What years did you play
Played at Cullman 2002-2004
"What can clean puke off a door and carpet"- Shank
I played 94-96
We played Cullman those years…they were in our area at that time. Did you guys play Athens 02-04?…I know in 05 Athens won 5A State.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
Yeah
Had some knock down drag outs, but always fun and respectful. Most disheartening defeat of my life happened Sr. year. Game tied at 14, 2:37 left, Athens trying a long FG, blocked but never crossed the line, our D came off celebrating, and we met them on the field celebrating, Athens picked it up and ran it in for the GW TD. We shoulda scored on O when we got the ball back, but it still haunts me to this day.
"What can clean puke off a door and carpet"- Shank
Wow...
that sucks, but very true. They were some knock down drag outs alright. The years I played…Cullman was known to be nasty on the field, but no complaints from me. Good tough competition was all I experienced.
" I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them."
Along the same lines of this topic, I wish I had $1 for every time someone has told me they had a D1 scholarship offer before they got hurt their senior of high school. Yes sure, buddy.
The worst...
…for this type of thing has to be men’s league amateur soccer (18+, basically post high-school.) You’ll get these guys in their mid to late 30s who, to their credit, are really good and can still run like they’re 25 and so many of them will say they played pro in a lower division in Wales or Austria or Peru or somewhere until they rolled an ankle/destroyed their knee/etc. You’ll get that story in just about any post high school league in the US.
You would be richer
if you had a dollar for every white person who has “cherokee” blood. If there were that many Cherokee, they wouldn’t be in Oklahoma today. :)
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
There actually are a lot...
over 300,000 enrolled. Much larger than the next most populous (Dine 220K), and then the Siouan and Ojibwe tribes (a shade over 100,000 each).
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 15, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, maybe I was a little hasty
with my second sentence. But there certainly seem to be a disproportionate number of us that claim to have Cherokee heritage.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
We just call 'em
The Wannabe tribe.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 15, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
No
I think that is the “tribe” in Connecticut that will take anyone who submits an application. No proof of bloodline needed.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
That would be the Mashantucket Pequot tribe...
/has a friend who is one of their tribal counsel
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 15, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
There actually is
like the Wolf Creek Cherokee or something?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 16, 2010 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
i know someone who’s part cherokee, part japanese, last named “watanabe”. she’s from oklahoma too. lol…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 16, 2010 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Would that be a contradiction
like this one?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
That is AWESOME.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 17, 2010 3:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Haha I actually did get hurt my senior year of high school...
But I was nowhere near having a scholarship lol. I played defensive end for a 6A school in Birmingham, I was good enough to start but not even close to being good enough to play at the next level… Not to mention how ridiculously undersized I was…5’8, 185 pounds playing on the line. Hell, even in High School that’s small. I made up for some of it by having freakish horse-legs, so my low center of gravity and disproportionate lower-body strength meant I could hold my own against bigger guys…usually :)
I broke my back during my 3rd game of my senior year…it was pretty bad. Shattered 3 vertebrae which were impacted into the nerves at the base of my spinal column. Most people don’t walk again after that kind of thing, and for a while I didn’t…but I ended up being one of the lucky ones. Not only am I still mobile, but I even work full-time on my feet. I’m in a lot of pain to this day, but I’m really not that upset about it.
It’s funny, I don’t tell that story to many people, but on the rare occasion I do, people always say things like “oh, that’s horrible” and “I bet you wish you’d never played football”…and the funny thing is, even knowing the consequences, I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat. That’s how much I love the game. Besides, living with the pain has made me mentally tough, and if some pain is the worst thing I have to deal with in a day, I’d say I’ve got a pretty good life!
"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban
by KongAtTheGates on Sep 15, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
I appreciate the compliment, but...
I don’t really see it as a good attitude thing…Bottom line is I had to make a choice: either deal with it and move on, or be in a wheelchair from age 18 till death. That’s a pretty easy choice and I would imagine anyone in that situation would have done the same thing :) Like I said ,I was just lucky I got the choice at all.
"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban
by KongAtTheGates on Sep 15, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No, many people in your situation
actually quit in life, or drug themselves into being a zombie. So, way to be tough.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
Played from 2nd grade until 11th
then, finally hung it up. Wouldn’t you know, my senior year the team won the state championship. Oh well, I was the smallest guy on the team EVERY year I played and was a starter at tackling dummy and road kill for the backs and a backup at DB. Actually got in at DB and got an interception in my last ever game on the last play – not much to crow about but my teamates thought it was cool enough to give me the game ball – preserved a shutout.
If it feels good, you ain't doin' it right!
I played WR and FS
in high school, after playing QB through 9th grade. I went to the same HS as Kevin Norwood, (probably where he got all his WR skillz from).
We ran a Power-I Option type offense with loads of misdirection. I was a tall skinny sophomore playing reciever in our spring game against Gulfport High who had arguably the top linebacker prospect in the state that year, Rod Davis.

Rod Davis at USM
A misdirection, option based offense often requires a “crack back” block on linebackers and safeties when they aren’t looking. This particular play, I was lined up as a split end on the right side of the ball, and we were running a reverse that started to the left as an option, then the reciever from the left side of the ball intercepts the pitch from qb to tb and runs around my side back to the right. The idea was to get OLB, Rod Davis who was lined up opposite me, to start running away from me, then when he recognizes the reverse, to change direction. At the exact moment that he recognizes the play and changes pursuit from a full sprint, BOOM! I am supposed to crackback block him.
The play started off as planned, I took off full speed toward him when the ball was snapped, but because he was a future D-1 backer, he recognized the play early and it was Tweety Birds for me. He never got off balance and instead lowered the boom on me. I ended up with a mild concussion and dislocated my shoulder, not from him hitting me, but from me hitting the ground. OUCH! Still gives me a headache to think about.
All I could remember was him standing over me saying "CAN"T CRACK ME DAWG!" I had to watch the gamefilm to remember the play.
Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
U of U? Never...lol
by UtahBammer on Sep 15, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Uncle Rico?
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by 12NationalChampionships on Sep 15, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a time machine I think you'd be interested in.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 15, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Even better considering your location.
(I know that was set in Idaho, but you’re closer than most of us.)
You think you could throw a football over that mountain over there?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions.
No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
U of U? Never...lol
LOL@ Uncle Rico frying his nuts with the time machine set on 1982!!!!LOLOLOL!!
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Played...
….from age 10 in little leagues all the way through HS graduation. Tried to walk on at a JUCO and the coach told me don’t waste his time because I was to small. I played DE/LB and special teams specialist. Last summer we got to participate in an alumni football game against our biggest rival and it was great to put the pads back on again after 10 years. I was sore as hell for about a week, but I’m definitely training to play again in 2011.
rudy wasn't too small...
tell that coach to go F himself..
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Not enough...
….positions on the team. They only allowed a certain amount of walk ons that generally went to in-state players, which I was not.
by PluckandGrit on Sep 15, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
where was this alumni game? my alma matta had one this summer too.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
which teams are doing that? that would be a blast to watch...
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost every highschool in...
…Mobile did it this past summer with another slate of games set for this April. Here is a link to the highlights of this past summer’s game. We are the team in blue (Mobile Christian).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkOSxKh8oKU
by PluckandGrit on Sep 18, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Football
I played pee jinks football and junior high (offensive and defensive line), but I partially tore a ligament in my knee in practice in eighth grade. I wasn’t very good at football, and I knew I was going to get a free academic ride, so I stopped playing after that. I was 6’4" and 220 by the time I was in high school, so there were a few guys that tried to get me to come and play. I just hated practice too much to go back.
I covered sports for the school newspaper and the city newspaper as well, so I had a press pass. I went to all the games (some of them on the team bus before I could drive) and stood on the sideline and kept stats and took pictures. Good times.
"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" - Coach Nick Saban before the 2008 LSU game.
by 12NationalChampionships on Sep 15, 2010 5:38 PM CDT reply actions
No one is going to start
a Chess Club post?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
OM representin'
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 16, 2010 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Odyssey of the Mind?
Frustrating as hell.
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
by animalcracker on Sep 16, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
and, surprisingly useless...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 16, 2010 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
OMG, OM!
I’ve never met anybody else who even knows what that is. (Of course, it’s not something that comes up in casual conversation, either.) Our gifted program participated in it every year up through sixth grade.
It’s not completely useless…and I did win a fairly prestigious award one year (the Ranatra Fusca award for creativity.)
OK, I’m a dork.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
I did win a fairly prestigious award one year
Did it come in a box marked in Italian?

If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Classic.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 17, 2010 4:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I never played anything but backyard, but I’ve got some of you beat. Not only was I small and slow, but I made up for it with extremely poor depth perception and bad peripheral vision. I can fail to get off the line, not get into the route quickly enough, and then even when the QB adjusts, still misjudge the trajectory of the pass.
In HS, we used to sneak around with half the football team and play backyard, which the coaches didn’t like. So we had to be careful about moving around and not letting the word out. Senior year, our QB’s girlfriend always played with us. She could chunk it 40+ yards with really good form, and put it right where she wanted it. She would QB one team and our QB would handle the other. Her team usually won. Shame she went to another HS, or she could have started for our team.
Oh, and I am part Cherokee, as are all my blood relatives. Just not very much. When your great, great, great, great, great grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee, that picks up a lot of people. Heh.
by Steven Mitchell on Sep 15, 2010 6:20 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, that is a lot of people
but you have proof. I did not mean to come off as doubtful to true Native Americans. If it sounded that way, I apologize.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
No problem
1/64 isn’t very much. I don’t think it counts as “true” for tribal purpose, and that isn’t important to me anyway. But thing is, if your ancestors mostly come from the southern Appalachian foothills, you probably have some trace amount of Cherokee whether you know it or not—probably from a woman ancestor. (Cherokee women married to settlers didn’t “count” when they were getting up those hateful wagon trains to Oklahoma.) And my kids are more Cherokee than I am, because my wife is 1/32, through a grandmother who spent her whole life in New York, of all places. If we all knew all of our ancestry back 8-10 generations, some unlikely stuff would seem commonplace.
by Steven Mitchell on Sep 15, 2010 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I started playing when I was a kid
played all through high school, captain junior and senior years, was a pretty good player on a very good team (eight college players), and decided I wanted to walk on at a Division One program even though I would have been a monster at D-III. Enrolled at Bama, walked on and made it through tryouts and earned a spot. Played a few years and everything fell apart in my personal life (dysfunctional family, abuse, no money, away from home with no support, no one to relate to, and no one to lean upon and I wasn’t strong enough to hold so much stuff in after so many years of holding it in and being the good kid who didn’t complain, give half effort, or slack on anything) so I walked away at the worst possible time because I was too immature and inexperienced to deal with the mountain of shit in my life all by myself. Plus, walk-ons don’t get a lot of pats on the back and after my childhood/high school years I got to a point in which I really needed a father figure to pick me up.
I think I have the wisdom to deal with those issues now; at 21, I was really confused and in need of some support. In high school it was someone with whom to eat dinner, someone to come to my games, someone to ask how I was doing; in college it was someone to call, someone to come to a game, someone to ask how I was doing or send some money or come to my graduation…that sort of thing…tried to convince myself those were signs of weakness, that others were weaker because they had that, but it ate me alive in the end).
Anyway, decided I wanted to expedite my college experience so I hurried up and graduated and went to work. During this time, I coached high school teams for six years in various parts of the country, never really enjoying it because I liked playing and became (become) frustrated trying to motivate kids who are soft, afraid to hit, lazy, et cetera. I was self-disciplined and self-motivated, but I honestly don’t know how to give that to someone who doesn’t already have a slight degree of it. I did help a couple guys earn scholarships, which was cool, but decided I’d rather just be a fan and gambler. So this is only the third year in the last twenty I haven’t been playing or coaching football and I’m good with it.
He will rock you...he will roll you...come on, come on, come on...all day, all night, you'll feel...my heat...feel, feel, feel, feel, feel...feel my heat!
I was hoping you would
post your story on here.
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I respect anyone
who can make a change when they realize they would be happier doing something else. It takes courage that many do not have.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
started playing
in the 3rd grade. small school, so from the 4th grade up through high school I rarely came off the field. played just about every position. my wee wee and pee wee years I played DE and Guard. was terribly undersized for the position but I made it work. all-county in junior varstiy playing DE and Center both ways. When I got to varsity I tried to convince the coaches that I need a position change for my health’s sake. Tried out for TE and got it. Then the new center got hurt just before the first game. So I wound up playing both ways again, you ready for this? Center and Strong Safety. It was crazy. Oh and my favorite was playing wedge-buster on kickoff team.
I was good enough to matter to a small 3A team but not to anyone else, so the rest is history.
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Played DT in high school in Memphis
I actually played with/against quite a few guys that y’all may know:
Brad Cottam
Ryan Karl
Mike Oher
Greg Hardy
Cassius Vaughn
Morgan Cox (UT long snapper now with Baltimore Ravens)
Barrett Jones
Private school football is pretty good in TN. I miss it.
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I played Little League
One year at the beginning and one year at the end, then one year of HS ball.
I weighed 138 and started as a Nose Tackle. Apparently, I had this aggression problem that made me get into the back field on every play. I got an award, but I was too slow and small to go anywhere and I did not fit in with all the guys on my team—they’d played together for 8 years and didn’t appreciate me taking a job from one of them. But I loved playing nose guard.
Played o line as a little kid.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
i quit once i got to high school
was too busy goofin off for football. but i sure had a great time playing it from midgets/mighty mites through the end of middle school. my Pop Warner team went to the Arizona state championship my 7th grade year, we got our asses handed to us. but hell, we destroyed our division/district (undefeated, gave up like 3 TD’s all regular season) and we beat the piss out of the team we played int eh semi finals too. and i had probably my best game all season that day. but once we got to the title game, i think we were a little star struck by it, and our coaches were certainly out coached. we flat out collapsed and got beat so badly i cant recall the score. we were down 3 TD’s like 10 minutes in due to a kickoff return, a drive we gave up, and a flea flicker we called that went about 65 yards the other way. that game sucked. and my 8th grade year i moved up the highest weight class in Pop Warner and that team was just okay, we didn’t make the playoffs and i didn’t start on D. so it sucked as far as i was concerned.
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
Played
QB for Austin High School in Decatur. I was too small and too slow to be any good, but I had fun! We were 1-9 my senior year, but we beat Decatur High to be city champs! I also was a placekicker. I walked on at Troy State, but didn’t do any good so I left there. I did get to know Coach Chan Gailey and Rick Rhodes. I played with Greg Gilbert in high school, and played against Ricky Moore, Rodney Jarman, and Wes Neighbors.
Running back
played left half and returned kicks. My best memories are returning 2 kickoffs for touchdowns. Played baseball, threw a no hitter in Junior High. Those the greatest years until I had a daughter now these are the greatest years.
I played Football from 5 yrs old til I graduated at 17....
I ended up playing a Rover/LB on defense and basically a wingback since on offense we ran the “Power I” and on D we ran a 3-4, or a 3-3-5. It was complicated. We should have ran a 5-2 since no one really passed the ball. I started every down on both sides of the ball ever since I started at age 5 and even at 6A ball, our team, really, was a 3A school somehow playing 6A ball. I never left the field from kickoff til the whistle was blown. Kickoff, punt return,block,kick return, offense and defense. Even at a 6A level, we only dressed like 45 players since no one wanted to play for our coach, who was a little senile and old school. When I got there as a freshman, I made a name for myself for giving one of our star Senior RB’s a concussion when he caught a ball in the flat and the QB kinda floated the ball to him and I blew him up…I liked to hit, and actually met my match in a Vigor game(they were #1 in the country) and got my first concussion early in the 1st qtr….I couldnt see outta my right eye…all I could see was a “floating black hole”..it was the last game of the season of my senior year and my backup was a freshman who was getting tossed around like a rag doll, so I got put back in later in the 4th qtr and ended up getting my nose broke…that was the last game of my life and I dont remember anything past the 2nd qtr.
I think Roosevelt Patterson blindsided me on a screen or something.I made the play, but it was touch and go. IF you could walk, you could play. Thats when I made my mind up, nah, I’m done with football. Most of their team were your basic cheap, hood ball players that would hold, clip and choke til they got caught, just enough to let Lectron Williams sneak by ya and be gone. In the 4th qtr, our RB who had offers from smaller schools, was hit 4 yrds outta bounds and broke his lower leg like Prothro when he hit bench. It was plates and pins, career—POOF. I loved playing it, but I didnt see the point of walking on anywhere because I already knew it was a political game. A good friend of mine was a JUCO All-Conf, and was a proto-type at inside LB. Fast , strong and hit hard. He walked on at a DIV 1 SEC school, gained respect in practice by laying the wood and impressing coaches and starters alike,never saw the field even though he was better, faster and stronger at LB and learned that he would never start in front of a scholarship player(unless all the scholly athletes were injured and it was a last resort) because the alumni and boosters who paid that scholly would never stop bitching about it to the coaches, which back then, the coaches were controlled in a way by that power structure. I’m kinda glad times have changed a bit. After a year of being a Special Teams warrior, he decided to join the real special teams, the SEALS, now works for the Govt. in some aspect.
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