FanPost

Tomorrow's drinking game...

First of all, let's disregard all this nonsense of a Duke upset or a Duke challenging of our defense. I'm not entertaining it for one micro-second.

Second, let's move on to what I call the Surrender Bowl: Auburn v. Clemson. A battle of great teams (in the early 80s), that now come into this matchup undefeated, unbeaten (and untested). We know one thing with these newbie comers to the Homecoming Circuit....neither can play defense.

Surrendersongs_medium

via www.hyscience.com

France couldn't play defense either.

 

In the spirit of celebrating high school offenses, dubious coaching, and defensive weaknesses splayed across our screens like a Hustler centerfold, let's honor them I say.

 

So: The rules this week are very simple.

-For every missed tackle, you must take one (small) drink.

-Ditto blown coverage

-One small drink per score of any variety

-One small drink per special teams f* up, of any variety

-Finish whole beverage if anyone, on either team, is labeled a "dark horse" or other variant of Heism@n candidate

-Upon the game's completion, pour half of remaining beverage on the ground for the soon-to-be-departed Homie Coach; consume other half with the certain knowledge that the other will be gone in another year.

 

 

 

-

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Roll 'Bama Roll

You must be a member of Roll 'Bama Roll to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Roll 'Bama Roll. You should read them.

Join Roll 'Bama Roll

You must be a member of Roll 'Bama Roll to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Roll 'Bama Roll. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker