1. Alabama's offense is the best I've seen in my lifetime and probably the best any Bama fan has ever seen

2. Our defense is still learning and getting better. They aren't better then last year but they've got talent. Focus and intensity is their biggest problem.

3. The 1st quarter and 2nd half is a much better representation of the D's ability then the 2nd quarter.

4. Ingram is the bombz

5. Julio is the bombz

6. Justin Fowler is a freight train

7. I bet Dareus is icing his balls today....

8. Ole Miss is terrible....Nutt sucks (lulz)...He'll be gone by mid season...

9. Chizik thinks God actually cares about football...LULZ!

10. OMGZ CLEMSON IS THE BESTEST CAM FOR HEISMANZ !!!!!!!!!!!

11. Really Auburn?..LSU just beat MSU by like 30....CAM FOR HEISMANZ NO BETTER YET PRESIDENTZZZ WE BELIEVE!!!!!1111

12. Vandy...i heart you

13. UT is _____ (fill in the blank)

14. Iowa is just another Big 10 wannabe who shit the themselves last night..

15. Ingram is still running

16. Clemson and the ACC have perfected bed wetting...

17. Ole Miss fans have been put on suicide watch

18. UGA fans have been put on "We're gonna kill someone if our coaching staff doesn't start to prepare our team to actually play a physical football game" watch...i think thats a felony..

19. Oregon's unis are the worst ever....outside of UT's of course.

20. UT...LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

21. Ingram is still running..

22. Kirk Herbstreit made TV love to CAM NEWTON FOR HEISZMANSAZZASA!!!!!

23. Gameday will be at the Boise/ Oregon St. game next week...THANK GOD! Now we don't have look at OMGZ MALLET FOR HESIMANZ Pig Suey all morning..

24. Auburn defense sucks and Ingram is still running

25. Michigan St is the only team in the Big 10 with a pair of man balls.

26 Is the ACC the worst BCS conference? ME THINKS SO!

27. Bama's 2012 recruits are better than Dukes 1st team

28. Have I mentioned how LOL UT is right now? NO, my bad... LOL!!!!!!!

29. Auburns offense is ________ (fill in the blank with any word that describes a gimmick High School vagina offense)

30. Ingram, Trent, Julio, GMac, Dareus, Fowler, Lacy, Maze, Goode, Coach Cochran are all still running....