"The only way I’m leaving Alabama is if they start a team at Lake Burton."
— Our Dark & Sexy Lord (am i right, ladies???) graces the cover of the current issue GolfWeek Magazine which offers yet another glimpse of how he spends his 'down' time and what makes the man tick. SPOILER ALERT: Still no word, however, on MY most burning questions: Inside spoon or outside? Boxer's or briefs?