I will say this just one more time
by sburton305 on Sep 23, 2010 1:55 AM CDT
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I will say this just one more time
I don't know why people think Ark can play with our big boys ,we have not seen anything what we think they can do when there so menny thing we have not seen out of this team, we will seen a lot more in this game buyt still not all.
Bama will go 14-0 like I said before last year 14-0 and the year before that 12-0 you do the math. I AM NEW TO THIS BOARD but a lot of you know Me already .
Roll Tide
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"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
I didn't know how to edit it and still don't my happy it made you guy's laugh
if you're hurtin call Burton
by sburton305 on Sep 26, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
will okay my key board dose not work to good as well, I am sorry it turn out like that.
It Fl turn now did I say we go 14-0 __________________well I think I stand by that.
Roll Tide
if you're hurtin call Burton
may i suggest
you stop posting and commenting until you have a working keyboard?
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Do you have hands with fingers on them...
or are you pecking the keyboard with your beak?
You don't know what it does to me
My Crimson sane intensity.
by UtahBammer on Sep 27, 2010 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
He may need to obtain a dialing wand.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 27, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You and your sex toys....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 27, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This sentence:
…we have not seen anything what we think they can do when there so menny thing we have not seen out of this team, we will seen a lot more in this game buyt still not all.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
C'mon Spock
It’s pretty simple A = ~A
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh ok. I never learned my ~A, ~B, ~Cs.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Gosh I hope alcohol was involved...
after all, It was 1:55 am when he posted. That’s the only way I think it can make sense if he re-read it after he hit the preview button.
I especially like
the placing of the comma , buyt I wonder why he capitalized that ONE PARTICULAR sentence for empahsis.
Go easy on the guy...
HE IS NEW TO THIS BOARD.
www.towerofbammer.com
by Johnny Moronic on Sep 25, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
We need
a Rutherford and Templeton troll-signal kinda like the bat-signal. We fire that baby into the skyline and they swoop in and hand out some 19th century justice onto these unsuspecting scoundrels.
by TheRisingTide on Sep 23, 2010 7:38 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, we so need an R&T signal
I was about to go “Rutherford” on someone the other day but I couldn’t find my thesaurus.
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. - Josey Wales
by The GTO Judge on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Is this considered a troll?
Can trolls be friendly too?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Here it is...
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
im lost…When did you say this the 1st time?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
by bammer on Sep 23, 2010 7:51 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking the same thing...
If I was to hear this on my phone, my reply would be, “Sorry, you have the wrong number.”
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
At AL.com
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
This person's profile says it all.
am good looking and very smart, I won Burton & Son heating and coling
been aa tide fan all my life.
I livein Birmingham Al.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I'm OK on heat
but I am looking for someone to do some coling work around the house. I swear, I can’t even find the cole setting!
by TETRAGRAMMATON on Sep 23, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Double FAIL..
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Could this be...
this guy??
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I really need to get some pictures for effect
Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. - Josey Wales
by The GTO Judge on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions
ha, I didn't know either
and then I searched youtube for strange kid and found it. Apparently, he’s singing.
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 23, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The next Chris Farley
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
wow...thanks for finding that
i will now pray everyday that my son never does anything this ghey. also if he’s special in some kind of way, i retract my earlier statement. that is all
Is that
Patton Oswalt’s kid?
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Sep 24, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow
Everyone on this blog is dumber for having read this post.
Thank You Billy Madison
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie..."
by figtide on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I REC'd that shit!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
awesome.
So I rec you.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A fresmans wannabe.
And yes, I mean Spock. :)
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I'm actually kind of oblivious the whole "Freshmans" thing.
I guess I missed it and didn’t wanna be that guy that asked “WTF are ya’ll talking about?”
Oh shit, too late.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE FRESHMANS!!!!!!!!!1
WE WOULD BE NO WHERE WITHOUT THEM AND SABAN!!!
The original post is only a legend now. But note kleph’s tribute to it!
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2010/9/17/1695527/tribute-to-freshmans
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Yea, I read that. Still lost. *shrug*
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Picture this post
but, like 1000x more awesome. Now throw in a title extolling the virtues of our incoming class of “freshmans”. That pretty much sums it up.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
It wasn't a very long post.
Only about four sentences long and I think pretty much the whole thing has been quoted in comments by now. We could probably piece it back together if we tried.
this is are year!
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Watch this...
…while playing the Lil’ Wayne and Drake version of “Run This Town Tonight”…it’s perfect timing.
And then forget whatever you read way up there in this post.
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 23, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the fact that you know that song.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
While you are the King of Hip-Hop...
…I am one of its loyal subjects.
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 23, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I like hip-hop and I like both of you. Let’s be friends.
Also, I bring forth this mashup for you both to enjoy: Link
Pretty good. Am I supposed to know the beat?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Also works
with “toot it an’ boot it”
Yeah Spock, I know my shit.
I don't know why people think Ark can play with our big boys ,we have not seen anything what we think they can do when there so menny thing we have not seen out of this team, we will seen a lot more in this game buyt still not all.
by rolltidefromaz on Sep 29, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Snitches get stitches.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
you know i love coughfee
cant keep the smell off me
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty good
But it just can’t reproduce the magic of “The Freshmans.” Nice try though
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yeah, this one is nowhere near the sheer quality of the freshmans
but would probably suffice for a good drunk dial Saturday night special.
I would hope (and in fact I know)
that most of us type waaaay better than this, and are more cogent, when drunk
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That excuse stopped working
with friends and loved ones a long time ago.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
But to Fanpost on a Wednesday night?
Save the drunk posts for the Gameday Threads, please.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
al.com is okay...
Sense this thread appears to be a blog wasteland, I’ll stick this here.
In reference to the Little Debbie commercial, Saban responded to a reporter, “.. there were 33 takes and after 17 bites, I couldn’t take anymore Little Debbies.”
Here. at the 2.08 mark.
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Did you hear the one reporter
asking Saban about the pistol formation? The guy had no clue what the formation was called. I hope the guy wasn’t a sports writer because I don’t see how you can be a sports writer and not know what the pistol is after the last season or two.
On college football live the other day they were talking about the pistol formation and how Bama is running it this season. They made it sound like this was our 1st year running it. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t we operate out of the pistol a great deal last season too?
Yep and other teams (Oregon) having been using it way before us.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Or, IDK, how about Chris Ault at Nevada
who invented it?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
NERD ALERT! I was just pointing out a major school. I did say teamS btw.
Geez louise!
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what the whole piece was about
They just made it sound like Bama picked it up this season though.
ok...didn't see it...
My viewing is limited to Thursday evenings and Saturdays, alas.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Theygave props to Nevada. McElwain actually brought it over from Fresno.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
by TopDaddy on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was wondering why the bit about the pistol showed up
in this article, as though we didn’t already talk about it at length last season.
That shortened shotgun set that Alabama used in its 62-13 win over Duke on Saturday may have looked like an original wrinkle
ummm… No. No it didn’t.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
is that the new gentry estes?? he doesnt know wtf the pistol formation is??
towerofbammer.com: "full of factual inaccuracies"
by Alabama ManDance on Sep 24, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Herndon's been there a while.
I don’t know what his deal is on the pistol.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Over/ under on how long this post stays up before Todd deletes it?
i say one more hour..
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I hope not; we need this release.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I AM NEW TO THIS BOARD but a lot of you know Me already .
Yes we know thee, and thy name is troll.
"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
by Zoltar on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it could be slowhand
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany". Ron Burgandy
Pictured here..
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
I read that to my son all the time! Love it.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
COMPLETE AWESOMENESS!
Makes me miss my son even more.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
My guess
I’m with Bam-I-Am, this guy had to be toasted. Not to pile on or anything, but if you find yourself looking at Mr. Burton’s website, be forewarned…
THAR BE DRAGONS
"If you're Huntin' call Burton"?
so confused.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, hell...
There ARE dragons.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
because nothing says “please patronize Burton’s Heating-Air-Title Pawn-Do it yourself Rectal Surgery-and Ye Olde Bar and Grille” quite like a nice dragon.
hell, could be worse,
he could have gone all ed hardy/allfiction/mongoloid and used a bejeweled skull
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 23, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually expected that.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i am so f-in sick of that garbage
i almost puked myself to death on my recent stay in Vegas. so many screenprints, so many douchebags…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I LMAO'd.
Now I need Do it yourself Rectal Surgery. :(
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
This made be laugh audibly
There ARE dragons.
at least they are concerned about the environment.
by mamaelephant on Sep 23, 2010 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin Burton
(Esteemed Founder of Burton & Sons heating and cooling)
You do what you said you would, when you said you would, at the price you said, although sometimes that costs the company money.
I see potential in this thread
the force is strong with this one
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 AM CDT reply actions
You know...
I love this website. I read WAY more than I post, but I get a TON of info on the game, team, etc and thoughtful debates on many topics. But, it’s the occasional dumbass blog post like this one that gets me LOL’ing at work. (lulz!!!111) Not the original post, mind you, but the funny ass replies and comments. The original post caused me to black out and forget who I was for a few seconds. It was the replies that got me back to reality.
I AM not NEW to this blog, but YOU don’t KNOW me anyway… :) Or something…
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
by JokerBama on Sep 23, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely...
The potential for derailment is high…
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the whole post is a joke.
When he says in his profile “I am good looking and very smart” he is just baiting us.
He joined this morning and then posted something crazy. It is funny to a point…but not really. Now the video of the guy crashing his scooter…that is funny.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
Opps.
He joined 3 days ago…my bad.
I still think it is a plant, a joke, etc. Even for Aubies, no one that can use a computer is this dumb.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
have you ever read Youtube commenters?
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 23, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
FAGZ!!!
sLIP!K@t iz tHE SHIT!!! FAGGETZ!!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You did that perfect. I actually LOL'd. +1 sir.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Close
But not racist enough to be a youtube comments. Don’t you think a derogatory remark to an African-American homosexual individual would be a more effective comment for any youtube video?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 24, 2010 3:36 AM CDT up reply actions
YES TO BE A YOUTUBE COMMENTS
I have been affected by the language of this thread. Also, alcohol
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 24, 2010 3:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I forgot to drop 'N' bombs
But, even the interest of proper satire would prevent me from doing so, I fear.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you are correct
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 24, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
dude i LOVE slipkat
that is who you were talking about right? it’s a remake of keyboard cat…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't like slipkat. So I bought some Kitten Mittens.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 24, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the commercial for...
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 24, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"Think there's no answer?
You’re sooooo stupid."
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 24, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll be smitten!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 26, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets see 14...and....14 plus 12....carry the 1....Ahhhhha equals 40. Wait...I don't get it..
Bama will go 14-0 like I said before last year 14-0 and the year before that 12-0 you do the math
Hold my beer and watch this.
I wish he had said 14-0 for the year before,
instead of forgetting about the last two games. :(
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
No shit!
Thanks for screwing us out of the SEC championship and a shot at the national title
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
regardless of who you are, where you come from, or what you have to say...
at least learn how to properly use the language you speak. You’re an embarrassment to the english language.
by Mr. Abe Froman on Sep 23, 2010 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
There is only one thing left to say: woeojuwejhdjwe.
by Peyton on Sep 23, 2010 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd rather have a Big Kahuna burger
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 23, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Another favorite exchange:
Vincent: “Yeah, but bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good…”
Jules: “Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know ‘cause I ain’t eatin’ the nasty m*())%$*er…”
Can we stop by the In-N-Out burger?
In North Hollywood, on Radford.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 23, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shut the f*** up, Denny.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
what do they call a Whopper?
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 23, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King
"Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that’s what separates us from the Stephen Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world."
-Stan Marsh
Thank God
I thought I was sittin on that limb by myself
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 27, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what she said.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 27, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you know...
…they put mayonnaise on their fries?
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 23, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
That kinda looks like a young, full-haired Red Forman.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
the fam not going to
germany with you? i did my two years over there unaccompanied, it’s tough.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
They're coming next month. It's gonna be a blastie.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
by bammer on Sep 23, 2010 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Todd's going to yell at us again...
for being mean.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
this fanpost needs to stay forever
I AM NEW TO THIS BOARD but a lot of you know Me already .
"We back" - Mark Ingram
by clarence on Sep 23, 2010 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Count the new memes
1) I will say this just one more time
2) so menny
3) you do the math
4) I AM NEW TO THIS BOARD
Not quite as menny as “The Freshmans” (you do the math) but not bad either.
I agree.
So menny, menny gifts.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 23, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
indeed, this is truley are year
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
You do the math
"Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that’s what separates us from the Stephen Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world."
-Stan Marsh
My thoughts on this post can only be summed up by Hermione:
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Nothing wrong with that at all..
"Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that’s what separates us from the Stephen Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world."
-Stan Marsh
Rec'd
Here’s to menny more.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Uncalled for
"The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South."
--Roy Blount, Jr.
by animalcracker on Sep 23, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you mean Hermenny?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 23, 2010 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Took you a little bit, but +1.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 12:23 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha Oh man, now this is just turning into a pic/gif dump.
Not that I’m complaining.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
quick...
…start the porn name game.
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 23, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont'a Thighplower
"Shave your head, get a wet sponge, and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution!" -Stephen Colbert
by Slice of Life on Sep 24, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
All those in favor
of adopting Mr. Burton as our Arkansas Week mascot? (because honestly, who could take it more than a week?)
Hmm.. I see I’m standing out on this ledge alone.
If we were half as dedicated as those 4Chan guys, we could make sburton305 a LEGEND.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
there's something to be said for not being as dedicated as 4chan people though
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 23, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
or at least, not being dedicated to the same things
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 23, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhg
I’ve got too much work on my plate to dive into menny incredible photoshop conquests involving SBurton305. So much desire, so little time.
I feel as though this Fanpost is not getting the Recs it needs...
We need 6-7 more people. Do your part for the Process™.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 2:29 PM CDT reply actions
Done.
I just tuned in, but this post is absolutely the Robin to the Batman of “The Freshmans”.
I will say this just one more time
I don’t know why people think this post can play with the freshmans ,we have not seen anything what we think this post can do when there so menny thing we have not seen out of the freshmans, we will seen a lot more in this post buyt still not all.
by TETRAGRAMMATON on Sep 23, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't know....
….how many of you go to Bamamag, but Burton is a regular on the boards over there. I think he’s dislexic or something, so that’s why the grammar is so bad.
Oh, so is this a condition that we shouldn't be making fun of?
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't say that..
…I used to bash his posts all the time over there. My thoughts? Lay off the fan posts and starting threads if you can’t type/spell or whatever. He said “a lot of you know Me already”, I guess I was the only one…
by PluckandGrit on Sep 23, 2010 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea I'm kinda proud to not know him.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't...
….“know” him, just recognize him from bama mag, that terrible typing is his trademark, I guess.
by PluckandGrit on Sep 23, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if it's a Biblical sense of "know"?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
awesome...
pure WIN right there..
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Is it confession time yet?
Alright you sickos, how many of you “know” sburton305?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
wait wait wait...
he has a trademark….wtf?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
My embarrasing admission this week ...
… is that I read this fanpost from beginning to end, … and laughed, … and I’m not drunk, … yet.
Dr. BamaFrazier is IN!
I'm right there with you.....why is it no Saturday yet?
Bama's Pluck and Grit have Writ Her Name in Crimson Flame
by TideFanAtlanta on Sep 23, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Still awaiting sbutron305's response...
Unity begins with the understanding that everyone is different and to accept them as such. - Confucius
Would you?
I wouldn’t: I would contemplate digital suicide on my SBN account
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The original post gets funnier everytime you read it, too...
This one is destined for immortality.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
He has...
… so menny thing to do at work, I guess.
by PluckandGrit on Sep 23, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The stupid! IT'S CONTAGIOUS!
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, yes.
Its memory lives on in our hearts, though.
This one, however
Is now saved to my computer, for further reference when it is inevitably deleted.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
Thanks for the mennyries
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i might be the only one...
but i hated that post with everything that is in me…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
it's you...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you guys are being too harsh
He has some great points. I mean. . . we will seen a lot more in this game buyt still not all. Totally agree.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on Sep 23, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Good point.
We have not seen anything what we think they can do.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
This is a good one...
Looks just like the psychotic stray I adopted: eats geckos like Tic Tacs and fights with the mongoose every night over table scraps.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i have tears running down my cheeks
read that in a ralph wiggum voice, and i’m gonna have to go to work now… wow.
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn it...
…thanks a lot for making the comment thread so epic, now I don’t want to delete this bullshit. Hate you all.
Roll Bama Roll - The Champagne of Bama Blogs.
Just accept it. . .
Ark can’t play with our big boys.
"The first person I would like to thank is the good Lord, for giving me the ability to play the game of football. Because without the ability to play the game I would have been at Auburn." - Marty Lyons
by crimsonpride19 on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
We hate you too for so menny reasons, you do the math.
Roll Tide
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I assume he cut and pasted that part.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
What people don't realize is this took 3hrs to complete.
What with the passing out and masturbating and etc.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe it's this guy:
U of U? Never...lol
by UtahBammer on Sep 23, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ok I might be done now. That's disturbing. UtahBammer FTW.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG he did the Truffle Shuffle.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 23, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Goonies... lulz
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Sep 23, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
FTW, indeed son.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 23, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
obviously you haven't seen enough internet.
Or maybe a better way of putting it is that I’ve seen too much internet.
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 24, 2010 3:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
I WISH that was the most disgusting thing I’d ever seen. LOL
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
I try to avoid stuff
that will permanently scar me or cause long lasting psychological damage. In this case, I failed. LOL
Every game day thread is new victimization.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
Game day threads are just enthusiastic and invigorating discourse between adults expressing animated and colorful opinions. There isn’t a word for that .gif. At least not one used regularly outside the dialogue in German porn.
Ich spreche Deutsche...schlecht.
But, certainly enough to get around the Dutch/German amateur film industry.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
How far can you push this?
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 25, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's rhetorical right?
"Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that’s what separates us from the Stephen Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world."
-Stan Marsh
I don't know. Is it?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 26, 2010 2:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I know you are, but what am I?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 26, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
So menny thing we have not seen...
…We will seen alot more…buyt still not all.
"Sometimes the things we do don’t matter right now. Sometimes they matter, later. You have to care more about later sometimes, you know? I think that’s what separates us from the Stephen Spielbergs and George Lucases of the world."
-Stan Marsh
oh the
horror of fat kid boobs….MY EYES!
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I prefer the Bro.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 24, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
IF ONLY WE HAD POSTED MORE COMMENTS ON THE FRESHMANS THREAD
now you know
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 24, 2010 3:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey...at least he got Roll Tide right...
he’s got that going for him…
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
that right I did
Let me see if you understand this it was late and dark key’s not working and I did not know how to EDIT
if you're hurtin call Burton
by sburton305 on Sep 27, 2010 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dark keys?
dark key’s not working
I wonder if he is using a piano keyboard? That may explain some of the issues.
"I have tried to teach them to show class, to have pride, and to display character. I think football, winning games, takes care of itself if you do that." -Paul W. Bryant
Two more observations.
Dragonmaster up there call himself “Me”. Vainglorious or just drunken typing fail?
Second: All of the time the authors and mods spent this week on Arkansas, and what is it we’re most excited about? Trollbait. Has it occurred to various and sundry that maybe we are just kind of dicks?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
We're dicks!
We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 24, 2010 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
PHENOMENAL!
Rec’d, and probably not safe for work!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
awesome!
where is that from again?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Team America: World Police i think
towerofbammer.com: "full of factual inaccuracies"
by Alabama ManDance on Sep 24, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This comment needs to be stickied in the worst way.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Adam Savage
Finally, this thing needs two more recs so it can go to the top
and be properly preserved as a Recommended Fanpost. If nothing else, it will serve as a cautionary tale to would-be gomers/mongoloids/drunken regulars about the brutality awaiting stupidity.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 9:54 AM CDT reply actions
I'd like to thank the other people for digging deep
and rec’ing this like a boss. It is now enshrined as things we, collectively, recommend visitors read.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
This post...is what it's all about
When they refer to championship blogging, show them this. The Freshmans opened the door like Jackie Robinson. This followed like Larry Doby.
I’ll say it again an agin on that ass because you just dont know you just don’t know about that Ballin’ Bama Boom Trayn.
"You give me Jim McMahon and Jim Thorpe and I'll beat any team you put in front of me." -- Larry Johnsonasia, offensive coordinator Lincoln High School, 1987
If you translate, he makes a decent point...
I hate to reiterate, but I feel it necessary to mention once more:
I do not understand why the media, and for that matter, most fans, seem to be under the impression that Arkansas will be able to keep pace with Alabama in this weekend’s contest. My primary reason for believing otherwise is the simple fact that Alabama has been holding back to this point this year, due to lack of formidable competition. In this coming game, I have reason to believe that the coaches will show different and more complicated looks, both offensively and defensively; or to use a tired cliche: “open the playbook”. That being said, Be Forewarned! I am confident that those same coaches will not show everything, for we all know it is the beginning of a long season, and the team must preserve some secrets for the future.
My foresight tells me that this year’s Alabama team will indeed go 14-0, similar to last year’s 14-0 record, and reminiscent of 2008’s 12-0 record. I believe it goes without saying that I have stricken the final two contests of the 2008 year from memory, as I encourage any loyal fan to do. If you calculate the numbers I have presented here, that equals 40 wins over a three year span! Which in my humble opinion is worthy of applause no matter which team you pull for on Saturdays.
In conclusion, my point has been presented and I shall leave to you to debate. As a side note I should mention that this is my first post on Roll Bama Roll, but undoubtedly many of you will recognize my name from posts on other Alabama football blogs, or perhaps even from the quality HVAC work that I have performed for you or yours.
Regards,
Roll Tide
by Joe27 on Sep 24, 2010 2:42 PM CDT reply actions 16 recs
sburton305 finally sobered up!
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 24, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Fantastic!
Now do it with an English accent.
LMAO!! standing ovation!!!!!! REC REC REC
towerofbammer.com: "full of factual inaccuracies"
by Alabama ManDance on Sep 24, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I did.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
We're just taking the piss
We do that to everyone.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 24, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG Joe
where have you been? that was awsome. We may have to call on your skills from time to time in the future. And the comment section of this thread has got to be the best I have witnessed.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
and the slow but inevitable transformation of RBR
to the paul finebaum show continues.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
by kleph on Sep 26, 2010 6:09 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Is this a reference to the original post or the comment madness that it incited?
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 26, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You do the meth.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 26, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Just Say No To Math. Oh yea, and meth.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 26, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
you guy's are too much, I do have dyslexia
Wow, why in the world would people make fun of someone that they don’t know.
I do know this Bama did roll and Bama will roll again this week an yes we will go 14-0
Look I don’t care what you think about my first post ever on this board, it was not good but I didn’t know how to fix it so far you people are the sorriest bunch of people I have come a cross.
If you want to be friend’s that is fine if not then that is fine too because like I said I don’t care.
if you're hurtin call Burton
I's will be yo frend.
I sho dont know y thay be piken on you for talkin bout the BALLIN BAMA BOOM TRAIN. It dont mater to me that yous and me dont spel no good. May be thay just donts needs no mor minders bout how awsum the BALLIN BAMA BOOM TRAIN is.
But the BALLIN BAMA BOOM TRAIN is reel reel awsum and win thim freshmans and thim sofmores gets reddy to be seenyours it is goin to be reel reel reel supper awsum agin. Can yous help me gets the wurd out on sum of them othur websits?
O if yous wonts to hang owt and talks bout the BALLIN BAMA BOOM TRAIN I’s will be in birminham this weak end at the Nick. Look for me heer is my pikcher.
I love all these new characters.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 27, 2010 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This comment is legible.
Your post above was not. If you put something on a message board that no one can read, it’s going to be made fun of. It’s as simple as that. Please don’t post unless you have a functioning keyboard and can make coherent sentences that are readable.
Trying to put that as nicely as I can.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Also, have a sense of humor about it.
If you go back and actually read your post above, and you don’t find it at least a little funny, then you probably shouldn’t be here.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
you guy's are too much, I do have dyslexia
Wow, why in the world would people make fun of someone that they don’t know.
I do know this Bama did roll and Bama will roll again this week an yes we will go 14-0
Look I don’t care what you think about my first post ever on this board, it was not good but I didn’t know how to fix it so far you people are the sorriest bunch of people I have come a cross.
If you want to be friend’s that is fine if not then that is fine too because like I said I don’t care.
if you're hurtin call Burton
by sburton305 on Sep 27, 2010 8:48 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Your hole is getting deeper and deeper with the double post.
But I respect your willingness to come back and not be a dick about it. Well, kinda.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Sep 27, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I am going to count down from five...
Five, four… I’m not kidding… three, two, one…
by CrimsonWraith on Sep 30, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
lysdexia rules.
i am sorriest of bunch. plz stay come back here we are not always meen.
by tbone57 on Sep 27, 2010 12:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
...buyt not all....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Sep 27, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, this was awesome, but can everyone UNREC so we can send this back down where it belongs?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 29, 2010 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
TW, Esq, you're my sleeper pick for Favorite Commenter on this site.
But Bix has you beat, hands down.
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by SpockJenkins on Sep 29, 2010 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
When's the election?
I feel it should only be administered in English. As a businessman, that just makes sense to me.
/thismessagewassponsoderbyLeeCountyvoersforTWESQ
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Sep 29, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I would point out the missing "t"
but then again, it IS Lee County :)
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
but we allready had the folks @ MapleStreet print up 20,000 Cantonese ballots....
oh well, small price to pay for freedom right?
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
by tempebamafan on Sep 30, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
they even printed one out in wingydings!
towerofbammer.com: "full of factual inaccuracies"
by Alabama ManDance on Oct 3, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I would wear that...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 1, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
even better, it never dies...It is lacking something though.
Sylvester Stallone High Protein Pudding
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 1, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
need to replace that w/ $240 worth of yogurt, since this is a bama site and thats how we roll
towerofbammer.com: "full of factual inaccuracies"
by Alabama ManDance on Oct 3, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, this shit got serious.
I do feel bad for the guy if he feels like we are having fun at his expense and doesn’t feel welcome here. He should feel absolutely welcome to participate. It’s nothing personal, but the bottom line is that the original post is funny as shit and was destined for meme status. The die was cast when it was posted.
Burton & co. have two choices. You can roll with it and try not to take any of this personally. When we kid about this, we are joking at what was written, not the person writing it. I guarantee if you stick around and make a good effort to contribute you will gain immense respect from everyone on this site. People have already given props to Burton for being a good sport.
Or you can be offended.
"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
wow
just got caught up on this post. i’ve been missing out. i was wondering why this post was rec’d. the comments on here are epic. lol. some great pics/gifs as well. i don’t understand why CtrlAltDel isn’t banned from posting yet tho. his defense of sburton in multiple threads and posts is simply annoying. at this point, it seems like he’s just spewing out of his ass just to get reactions from people. IMHO, the best thing to do is just ignore the guy.
by 8sp0rts8 on Oct 5, 2010 6:27 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
oh no...Why do that when...
You could be poster #326!!
AMAZING – 326 comments on this thread – Somebody pull this plug on this puppy. From my istant ROI analysis the opportunity cost has far outweighed the return on this initial post.
But, in fairness
the .giffage is pretty awesome?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 5, 2010 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
True dat
Which I loathsomely (sp?) admit that I am most jealous of and can’t figure out how to do.
Being fairly new to the blog format for HTML editing, can I only reference images on existing HTML pages and not upload some of my own? When I click the tree icon for image, it prompts me for a URL, leading me to believe that’s my only way to include an image in the post. Am I missing something?
nope, just upload whatever image you have on your comp
to a flikr, photobucket, or twitpic account
"He grabbed his ear and tried to yank it from his head. His teammates stopped him and his managers bandaged him … He wanted to tear off his own ear so he could keep playing." - Tennessee tackle Bull Bayer regarding Alabama player Hargrove Van de Graaff and the 1913 Alabama vs. Tennessee game.
by Thomas Walker Esq on Oct 5, 2010 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew as soon as
I saw the thread title, and how many comments there were, that it was going to be good. I waited until I knew I would have the propper amount time to read each comment carefully and in their entirety. Every day since it received the required number of recs to be “Recommended” I have been brimming with child-like anticipation. And I must say, it was totally worth the wait. I think what I like best about these types of threads is the sheer surprise factor. One day, you’re going along about your business, reading about Mark Ingram’s TD and rushing yards record, b-ball recruiting and a recap of the beat down that occurred Saturday night, then BAM. Total. Unadulterated. Random. Ridiculousness. And I love it. And I love all of you. Go in peace and God bless.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
How. The. Fuck. Did. I. Miss. This. Thread.
Epic.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
and it's still not dead.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Oct 6, 2010 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
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