1. My next child will be named Robert Lester Walker

2. My next dog will be named Fluker Warmack Jones Carpenter Vlachos Walker.....Ill call him "Fucking Awesome" for short.

3. Oh the horror of the 1st half!!!!!

4. To OMGZ DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!?!

5. We take football way to damn serious and I love you all for it!

6. Like...totally...Cam-azing for Hiezmanz!

7. The Dawgs are no longer the Dawgs...They are the dog you see on the side of the road that you think "maybe i should stop and see if he's lost" but then decide to keep driving. Later in the week you see that same dog dead on the side of the road and you again keep driving....

8. God the ACC is just plain craptastic. Watching them play football is like trying to watch retarded people....well play football...(comparing the ACC to retarded people is mean to retarded people but a fair comparison)

9. GOD I HATE YOU SOUTH CAROLINA YOU SUCK BALLS AND I HOPE YOU DIE GO TO HELL YOU WORTHLESS NOTHING GARCIA YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS AND SO DOES YOUR MOTHER GRANDMOTHER AND SPURRIER YOU IDIOT FOOL GARBAGE FOR A COACH PLEASE EAT SHIT AND DIE.

10. Im 100% sure Mallet cried yesterday.......sweet

11. I was embarrassed by the 1st half open thread....till i realized this is Alabama football we are talking about...I then forgave you all for your irrational comments.

12. Texas....wow....ucla...lulz

13. Well done MSU. well done indeed....#SECseatwarmer

14. Dawg FANS ARE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW....Mark Richt wishes he hadn't fired Willie Martinez but booted Bobo instead.

15. UT is a train-wreck...Isn't it great?!

16. Jesus lord have mercy my Pickem just took a huge, stinky dump....much like Mallet in the 4th quarter.

17. Barners are still clueless. Honestly, what's new?

18. We just beat the 2nd best team in the SEC yesterday....

19. Notre Dame is terrible....God doesn't care....We all lol.

20. Nebraska...17-3....really? Its South Dakota St. You scored 3 points in the 2nd half.....against SOUTH DAKOTA STATE! WTF?!

21. For the love of god will everyone stop talking about Oklahoma!!!! That shit is turrable....

22. Chiziks post game presser. "Baby Jesus loves me. We will continue to play shitty in all phases of the game but sill win cause dammit we are the luckiest f'ing team in the country and Baby Jesus loves me. Oh yeah, Cam-isteallaptops for heismaz!

23. Nico Johnson....i heart you.

24. OTS and Todd, you were right about our secondary....but you can't measure heart with stats....those guys won me over in the 2nd half.

25. That said... My god we have a toastable secondary....

26. I have officially turned my wife into a die hard Bama fan. She was screaming louder than I was yesterday....And called both 2nd half interceptions. She just told me that she learned that Arkansas cheerleaders are butt ass ugly... I love her tremendously.

27. If Mark Richt can't win the East this year with as bad as that division is...He might as well go back to the ACC and play little girl football...

28. Coming up with 30 Things We Learned Yesterday is harder than it looks.

29. Mark Ingram is simply amazing. Nough said.

30. No matter what happens the rest of the season, I will never doubt this team or its heart. We might lose a game eventually but yesterday they showed me they will never quit. #maketheirassquit