So I am sitting in the recliner trying to watch the Alabama - Arkansas game.  My 3 children are running around and they almost knock over the table that is holding my Mountain Dew.  No harm - no foul.  So I move it to the kitchen table. 

About 5 minutes later, my 16 month old daughter comes walking into the living room returning my glass of Mountain Dew to me.  She managed to get it off the kitchen table and walk it to the living room without spilling anything.  This is when I told her this:

"Mary McKenzie, this is a life lesson.  Whatever man is in your life at the time, whether daddy or husband, there is never a wrong time to bring him a beverage of his choice while he is sitting in the recliner watching football.  This will serve you well for the rest of your life."  She smiled real big and went back to playing and watching the football game.