Maryland v. Navy Open Thread
Obviously everyone will be tuning in for Boise State vs. Virginia Tech later tonight, but Maryland and Navy have a game going on right now that I figure a lot of y'all are watching, because, hey, it's football and it's a holiday...and because the option is fun to watch. Chat away....
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...and Navy...
…fumbles away the ball on the Marlyland three for the score that would’ve tied the game. Looks like they tried to get a little too fancy.
I’m glad they fumbled…I took Maryland and the points
by Chadrob15 on Sep 6, 2010 4:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Navy's coach almost head-butted the ref!
I’m sure that’ll be replayed a few times.
by Tider1701 on Sep 6, 2010 4:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
navy's coach's head is about to blow off his shoulders
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
they're...
…apparently good at that.
by Nico2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 5:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
gotta be good at something..
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
99 yards and 2 feet won't cut it, Navy
Officers. Pfft!
kinda like playing 58 minutes of football, eh?
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Good enough for
a moral touchdown.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
by CarrotTop4 on Sep 6, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
dobbs just cant hold on to that thing.
hope he is never entrusted with nuclear codes.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
damn, is that a drinking offense before the bsu/tech game
i’m in rehab from the tuscaloosa trip
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
God I hate Maryland...
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
don't ask my why, I don't have a good reason
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
You dont need one...
though there are LOTS of good reasons
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
it doesn't help that I picked Navy to cover
(again referring to Pick’em, and more proof that I shouldn’t gamble)
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Its uncanny
the likeness this game has to my XBOX 360 game. Navy couldn’t make a touchdown there either lol. I pull for Navy because I served. Im overlooking the fact that they are future officers :)
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
officers
somebody’s got to give the safety brief every weekend.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
New commercial
Navy…We always get to the endzone! Sometimes, we bring to ball.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
by 13thBama on Sep 6, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love hating
just for hating. It makes me all happy inside.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
2 fumbles inside the 5 yard line AND running out of clock inside the 5 yard line...
get it together navy!
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
I think they're now at 7 trips inside the redzone
and only one score. We’ll see what happens this time…
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
One constant with the Boise/VT game
No matter who wins it, they will demand they are the next national champion.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Boise might...
But Va. Tech will lose one ugly 17-13 game to someone they have no business doing so, a la NC State, etc.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Maryland
Only 9 months to prepare for this game. 2 more weeks and they’d a had the Middies right where they wanted them.
"That rug really tied the room together."
by pantsfucious on Sep 6, 2010 5:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Who needs preparation
when you are an angry turtle? Everyone fears angry turtles.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
I see your Dead and raise you a Pablo Cruise

It isn’t just an inexplicable betting match featuring turtles playing ping-pong … really???? … but the LP is on sale at Turtle’s. You can’t make this kind of stuff up.
"That rug really tied the room together."
Dont they know?
Just flip them on their back!!!!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
How many drinks
for when Craig James suggests I take a player to the showers and check his knees?
he's just trying to
get another coach fired
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
It's an interesting cross-sectional game
but, for the viewer, it’s apt to be pretty dull by halftime…Ducks roll big.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Next week will be ugly
When Oregon and Tenn. meet. Yuck. I suggest watching it on black and white.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
by 13thBama on Sep 6, 2010 5:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
im taking Oregon and the points on that one.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
i know alot of y’all can’t stand clay travis but les miles needs his own reality show (and most of the rest of the article) is pretty humorous
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
Check this garbage out
Here’s part of an email I just go from a friend:
It’s a shame that you can’t make fun of the Rebels right now, because if you did they would just bring up Louisiana-Monroe.
I think winning the national championship pretty much hits the reset button on our ability to make fun of other teams for losing to crappy teams.
so what team does your
“friend” pull for?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Likely UAB...
At this point, vapor and hatin’ is all that Blaze has goin’ for him.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
FAU! FAU!
Who let the Owls out? Who? Who? Who?!
Sorry, gotta represent for my grad school. And yes they actually do that cheer at games. LOL
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
No seats in the stadium
everyone stands on a perch.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
that is actually pretty clever.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
i have a sister in law who went to FIU..
shes a lesbian slut…SITP’s…she’s all yours.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Methinks you know my ex-wife…
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
not that there's anything wrong with either of those...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
of course not
i love me some lesbian sluts. just no this one.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
They duke it out each year in the "Shula Bowl".
Jumbo packages all around.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
It was surprisingly a good game...
Thus answering the questions 1. Does UAB have an offense without Webb? Yes. 2. Is their defense still the dregs? Yes.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
damn...
i was hoping for a smart ass set up there….better luck next time.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
I know they're in a much weaker conference...
…but when they’ve had seven 10+ win seasons in the last decade, it’s kind of hard to talk too much crap.
i respect TCU
alot more than Boise, Utah or BYU for that matter…and im not really sure why. Im thinking its cause they play solid D.
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
and beat big guys in the regular season
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask him if TCU and Jax State are in the same conference.
/hittingwhereithurts
by TETRAGRAMMATON on Sep 6, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That's one
Horny turtle!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
No, this is...

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
and, my apologies
for the turtle above…their heads are looking a wee bit dong-like.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
so you have seen me naked...
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
If you neck is longer than your junk...
you may be a terrapin. / Foxworthy
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
More turtle porn?
Is it safe for turtle work?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
WINNAR!
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sound track was...
The turtle saying “Yeah shoe, TAKE IT”
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Ricky Dobbs
Is playing like Ronnie Dobbs.
by alakan81 on Sep 6, 2010 5:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Back up Qb is Danny O'Brien?
I would expect a 4’3" ginger walk on at Notre Dame.
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
Baltz?
That’s a waltz with a dagger at the end instead of a dip?
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that unnecessary challenge will come back to haunt Navy
Not as bad as the 3 fumbles inside the 10, but fairly pointless.
"That rug really tied the room together."
The announcer said that grabbing any part of the helmet
counts as a facemask. I don’t think that’s true, is it?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Ahhh, the good ole' days...
when Friedgen was winning 10+ games and kicking the shit out of everyone. Remember those? Now, we’ve got a perpetual struggle with the service academies and two-win seasons.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
his pants are already bustin...
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
They'd have 75 yards rushing...
maybe. Our LBs are bigger than their OLs.
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
and the fans likely wouldn't suck, either.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
Dobbs wouldn’t last the 1st half though.
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it would be terrifying...
Watching how Navy cuts, gives me horrible flashbacks to Arkansas last year.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They kept saying
“Dont get caught looking inside”. The center has been saying that to the QB.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Takes the phrase "man up"
to whole, disturbing new levels.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the navy for you
300 men enter the submarine….6 months later…..150 couples come off.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
When I joined
It was illegal. It quickly became optional. I got out before it became mandatory.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
navy is dominating the line of scrimmage
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
well
looks like i screwed up another pick em pick
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
yes, yes it does...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
yep i took Navy in this one...
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
totally forgot i did that
now i’m glad i did.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
good for you
(rolls his eyes)
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
it doesn't help much
terrible week. hopefully I will do better next week now that I’ve seen the teams play.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Right there with you...
We’re sharing that fragile spot, just one pick ahead of the Spock Jenkins’ cellar. Spock, please tell me you picked Virginia Tech.. If I’m wrong about tonight, I’d rather not drop into that tie for last place.
by CrimsonWraith on Sep 6, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, watching the option work
Gives me wood.
Of course, watching it not work gives me an innie.
by alakan81 on Sep 6, 2010 6:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
One thing you can say for the Middies
they have mastered RZ ineptitude….looks like Shula penalty
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:02 PM CDT reply actions
don't like navy's chances if this goes to OT
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Its LSU/UNC
all over again
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
4th and Ralph's job when we return...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:03 PM CDT reply actions
4th and goal, inside the 1.
Kick or go for it?
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
Go, baby, go...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoulda kicked. LOL
Man, I have great hindsight. Damn near 20/20.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
whoa...
that chick in the navy uni was hawt!
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
she was hawt...
coach’s daughter,
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
why does that make her hotter to me?
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
huahua
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and it sucks
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Fridge survives.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
Fridge survives.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
gutsiest move ive ever seen
not really but just wanted to quote Top Gun
Alabama football....The only addiction God wholeheartedly approves of..
Niucalifragiliciousexpialidocious's daughter is still pretty hot
win or lose
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
Ladies and gentlemen, do you see why I am so damned happy every day on my morning constitutional?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
dude. hawaii is a great place to be
what town you in? big island right? i heard Hilo was supposedly a lil sketchy like pear city and the ewq beach area of honolulu… anyway. want. to. move. somewhere near princville kuai would be ideal, but i’d settle for lihiu…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
Hilo is sketchy...
Local to a tee (except for the UH-H kids), but it is gorgeous and the ladies are top shelf. I’m over in Kona: good nightlife, food, and women. More tourists, but also more historical interest over here.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Something close to...
the guy in Machete, maybe?
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
danny turjillo?
Or did I just pull that out of my ass?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Survey say!!!!
Ding!
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
this is rivting
reading… at least im getting paid to miss all the fun…
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
riveting? anyway
The beauty of The Process is that you have never arrived, so you get to continue being perpetually awesome... -Espyonage
poor bastard...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
He actually lost ground from this vantage point.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
"Let Me In" commercial?
Now they have Twilight for the grade school crowd? Oh wait, that’s redundant.
If I'm wearing a turban, it means Auburn is playing Iraq.
just what i was wanting
another vamp movie….get an original idea….anybody.
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Thank heavens for my widescreen Tv
for the Friedgen interview.
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
he's not very literate, however.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a good primer
for the VT v. Boise game
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Another school
celebrating “Not Losing”. LSU? Check. Maryland? Check
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
On this one
the best team did not win. But good for Maryland, now they can win 3 games this year.
As much as I hate Auburn I hate Tenn. that much more.
When asked if he would have gone for it?
Holtz says YETHHHHHHH
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Why does Lou Holtz
Make me so angry my face hurts?
by alakan81 on Sep 6, 2010 6:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Because...
He looks like Mr. Magoo and talks like Winnie the Pooh?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
The Slurrer of South Bend!
Even a clock that doesn't run is right twice a day.
by Michael Pigott on Sep 6, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
OF COURSE
Boise wants a playoff….
/wank
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 6, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
it's going to be
hard to root for those VT uniforms, but I will
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.
Will there be
a new thread for Boyz State and VT?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
i like the little debbie/ saban commercial
That white stuff on the top of chickencrap...... is chickencrap.

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