Yes, Auburn Players Are Dumb and Delusional
by outsidethesidelines on Jan 9, 2011 7:00 PM CST
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PrintNo day spent hating Auburn can ever truly be considered wasted. To that end, a couple of quick comments on two quotes from Auburn players in a recent Pat Forde column:
"We got booed at the [Phoenix Suns] basketball game pretty seriously the other night," center Ryan Pugh said. "Outside the SEC and the southeast, we probably aren't real well-liked, because the SEC has been winning."
News flash for you, cheap-shot, you aren't real well-liked in the SEC or the southeast, either. You and your teammates are widely despised based on your own merits, not because of which conference you are affiliated with or what region of the country your campus is located in. You could move your program to Montana and play in the Big Sky Conference and people would still hate you.
"I would hope Alabama fans will root for us," said defensive end Michael Goggans.
Did you root for Alabama against Texas in the title game last year, Michael?
"To be 100 percent honest with you, I didn't."
You want to be 100 percent honest, Mike? Good. Here goes: My cold, dead, rotting corpse will be spinning in my grave six feet below the earth before I root for Auburn come tomorrow night. I don't give a damn if Oregon comes out with Fidel Castro under center and Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left, I'll be a Duck for at least one night.
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Grab me a turban!!!
Auburn’s playin Iran!!!
by UNVNSABAN on Jan 9, 2011 7:10 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This is a comment i posted over at the Oregon SBNation site, addicted to quack "bitchin name btw" I was hoping there would be an Auburn hate thread on here soon.
Dear Baby Jesus. Please let this great University beat the breaks off the cow college Monday night. For I have to live around and listen to all the inbred Aubarn "family" folks for the next 300 or so days. Because aubarnies have been known to beat their wives and girl friends upon a football loss, I would also like you to bless all of the farm animals located on the loveliest trailer park on the plains. Aaaaaaaaaaamen.
Official Auburn web site just incase you wondering. www.aubarnie.blogspot.com
Seriously.. good luck guys. Beat em like they stole a lap top. "no Masoli pun intended. strictly Newton"
by footballlegends on Jan 9, 2011 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Quack quack!
Part of me wants this looming winter storm in Birmingham to knock out power and cable so that the local Auburn fans can’t watch the game. I guess that means I can’t watch the game either, but it would be worth it.
I'm in ATL
and that’s exactly how I feel, it wouldn’t hurt me at all to miss it and the barn fans here would be beside themselves
by MDB Tide Roll on Jan 9, 2011 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
The hate is strong with this one...
Well done.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 7:16 PM CST reply actions
Goggans has more integrity than most Barners (skinniest kid at fat camp, etc.)
Barner with whom I’m facebook friends was telling me that I should cheer for Auburn because she cheered for ’Bama last year. Swore up and down that she said “Roll Tide” and everything… went back in her history to find a half-dozen “Hook ’ems” in her status updates.
I'm wrong all the time.
by PeteHoliday on Jan 9, 2011 7:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Revern'd
My cold, dead, rotting corpse will be spinning in my grave six feet below the earth before I root for Auburn come tomorrow night. I don’t give a damn if Oregon comes out with Fidel Castro under center and Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left, I’ll be a Duck for at least one night.
A friend here in Virginia asked me if I would root for Aub…Aubu…THEM, and I told him “No, I would root for the devil before I would root for them.”
And today I told some Redskins fans that “If the skins draft Newton like a few sites say they might, I’m done with Washington”. I mean really? Finally get rid of one Auburn quarterback to pick up another!?!?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
oh hell yes
i am with you on the ‘skins deal. i was THRILLED when jason campbell (jc, you know) was leaving. didn’t turn out too well but GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE DON’T HAVE THEM DRAFT CAM. my nfl loyalties are actually spread across several teams now so i’m not as much of a redskin’s ‘fan’ as i use to be but STILL would hate to see him end up there
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
I'm hoping like Hell
that even my dysfunctional Bills don’t sign him. given our need for a playmaker at QB, and shite defense and offensive line, he’d be a good fit. Guess what? I’d bail on them forevah.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
No fear, as Carolina will probably sniff his jock and be all over it.
I’ll start rooting for Bama players and not have an NFL team if that happens.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Nah
You’ll be watching AJ Green next year imo, which would bode well for Julio. Also depends on the new coach’s belief in Clausen. Possible Cam destinations include San Fran, Arizona, Minnesota, Washington, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Tennessee, and my sleeper choice, Philadelphia. I think Ol’ Andy likes the dual threat QB’s and may just trade Kolb. I don’t think he’d burn a first rounder on him though.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Does Dell or Lenovo
have a stadium named for them? Cam would fit in fine there. They could even have him in a commercial throwing a laptop out of the window.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Sylvan learning center should be his first endorsement.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Jan 9, 2011 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
ugh, please do not let Cam go to Tennessee
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Perfect VY replacement, no?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Nah, years ago I saw a sign in Atlanta...
“Stadium; Left”
I hoped the team left with it.
Har, har, har.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Co-worker (Bama fan) said his grown son commented:
“What if… since Alabama won the title last year… say Auburn loses this year… then Alabama reloads and wins it again next year…? We bookend their failure with 2 championships? Would that be incredibly delicious or what?!?”
That thought brought a tear to my eye.
by Jeff Jones on Jan 9, 2011 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I just came a little.
"Are we in Heaven? Cuz it's snowing BACON!"
by UtahBammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
+1
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
that's the pre-come.
it’ll be flowing next year if this happens. Bukkake (sic).
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
The only thing that could make that scenario better:
An Oregon kick in the final seconds to win and Cam (Douchebag) having to give back the Heisman.
"Good is the enemy of Great" - CNS
REC this NOW.
And give your son a huge Roll Tide and High 5!
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by SpockJenkins on Jan 10, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
His son, my bad.
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by SpockJenkins on Jan 10, 2011 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
Going to the top
of my 2011 Christmas wish list!
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Been hearing a lot of:
Stay CLASSY and root for the SEC. Exactly what in the HELL is Classy about rooting for Auburn?!?!? No way in Hell. GO DUCKS!
"Good is the enemy of Great" - CNS
Quack
I’ll be wearing my Green & Yellow tomorrow
Alabama Football = Legal Physical Abuse
by Violatron.com on Jan 9, 2011 7:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
OTS, your posts today have been epic on an epic level
Amazing scale. Thank you.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2011 7:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Side question
anybody else’s SBNation not working right? All new comments are getting marked as read and the home page shows zero new comments even though there are some.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Marked as read before I've read them.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I guess I'm not drunk enough to have blacked out and read these posts already!
"Are we in Heaven? Cuz it's snowing BACON!"
yep.
marked as read, not loading some pages, and some links not working.
"Bleacher Report is the Fox News of the sports world."- Charlotte (AccioAlabama)
by HoundstoothHeart on Jan 9, 2011 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Those bastards.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
@ThayerEvansFox three minutes ago...
Cameron Newton’s past molded his future, both for the best and worst thanks to his parents
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Well,
The link to the story didn’t copy from Twitter. In any case, a tidbit:
Auburn assistant coaches Tommy Thigpen and Ted Roof had both been in his office just days before to recruit another player and never once mentioned Newton. Allen called them after Newton’s announcement and asked why they hadn’t said they would be getting Newton.
"They said, ‘Coach, we didn’t even know,’ " Allen says.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That stinks to high hell...
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
In all fairness
there ain’t a hell of a lot to report on Bama-wise right now. They covered the basketball game well. Outside of some TET-style fluff bullshit we may as well talk about the Barn until tomorrow night comes and goes.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
yeah man, relax.
the NCG is tomorrow. What do you expect? I dont like it much either, but its all that is really going on right now.
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 9, 2011 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Www.al.com
You’d fit right in.
If that’s too sophisticated for you, then you should try TET. That’ll be a good fit too.
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2011 7:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
LOL, this is some great advice!
Go get that bread, Kimbo Slice. - Mike Fagan
by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jan 9, 2011 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
That's a pretty big punishment
for my itty bitty crime.
True
But, if you were around for the past few years, you know that we talk about football - all kinds- Why not? Urbz first retirement, the Knoxville Three, Kiffin’s midnight ride, the ever-nuts Miles, departure of coaches around the league; USC; enforcement actions near and far ad infinitum.
What sets us apart as a fanbase is not simply the love, a few teams can match that, it’s our unparalleled giving a shit about the sport no matter where and at what level it’s played.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Kiffin-leaves-and-Knoxville-Riots open thread...
remains one of my favorites ever. THAT was some funny s**t.
We do love our football around here.
by Queen of the Universe on Jan 9, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Amen...
An awesome off-season can match gameday threads for pure lulz.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
It was pretty epic
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Unparalleled giving a shit.
Wow, I’m writing that one down.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Jan 10, 2011 5:23 AM CST up reply actions
dude this shit
keeps me sane while I’m at work… I’d rather read OTL’s post than anything espn or any other sport site has to offer
Fuck Auburn
True. Punishment may not fit the crime...
"I guess I must stutter. Did I stutter? I'm not very clear on how I articulate. Maybe I need to go back to West Virginia and get some more hillbilly slang and maybe everybody can understand me a little better." - Nick Saban, because reporters haven't learned.
by BamaReturns07 on Jan 9, 2011 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah Bud, try www.trackemtigers.com
Normally that is the second leading online source for Alabama Football
"The only way to improve relations with Auburn is to beat them a few times. " 5026's Mom
by LifelongBammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions
I'll Quote Khan/Capt Ahab for my feelings on the Barn tomorrow
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee"
Can someone make that
a temporary tattoo? Would be great to wear to the Iron Bowl
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Too bad I didn't get one of those "Aubs eat boogers" pins from Bo.
I do have a yellow and green casual dress shirt I’ll be donning tomorrow with my Bama lanyard that carries my work ID.
Of course my boss knows I’m a big Bama fan and wouldn’t think twice as we’re sitting in our 2011 organizational meeting tomorrow. Hell, I’m gonna see if I can get a “Go Ducks. Roll Tide!” out of them tomorrow and post that on the interwebz.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
Remove the word "shirt"
and you’ll have SITP’s outfit for tomorrow.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
slander!
the Aloha shirts are just unbuttoned, but they are still on my back.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
This is poetry.
I don’t give a damn if Oregon comes out with Fidel Castro under center and Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left, I’ll be a Duck for at least one night.
Belongs in a literature class.
Charlie Manson
as color commentator. HA
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
No Hitler reference?
I’m surprised.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Jan 10, 2011 5:24 AM CST up reply actions
'' Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left.''
I almost spit root beer out my nose when I read that!
RBR resident Dogcaller.
Anyone else watching the Mac'n'Cheese bowl, or whatever the hell it is?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
Yeah, I noticed Tom Selleck is out there
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yes,
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Wolf Pack. It’s been a choppy ugly game….neither team really seems like it wants to be here, and the million commercials are not helping matters.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Wolf Pack
They make helmets to protect your soft spot, mate.
#becauseIcare
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
“We got booed at the [Phoenix Suns] basketball game pretty seriously the other night,” center Ryan Pugh said. Who proceeded to chop block the entire Suns bench.
RBR resident Dogcaller.
…not that I’m one to wish ill will against a person, but if Pugh has his knees rolled up on in a scrum I won’t shed a tear.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Jan 9, 2011 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
It will restore my faith in Karmic justice.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
I get A LOT up here in Wisconsin
“Are you rooting for Auburn for just one day?”
Uh, NO! Why in God’s name would I lower myself? I am loving the widespread hatred for Allbarn that I hear. It warms my heart.
Charles Martel, Charlemagne, William the Conqueror, Raymond IV the Count of Toulouse, Godfrey of Bouillon, Baldwin of Boulogne, Henry II, Richard the Lionheart, St. Joan of Arc and Napoleon Bonaparte -- all of good stock.
by TiderUpNorth on Jan 9, 2011 9:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I would never root
for Auburn, but my objective side says they might win and the thought of that is making me sick to me stomach.
My biggest hope for this game is that Cam has a Heisman let down which has happened alot in the bowl game where someone won a Heisman. Not always, but a lot. And, assuming Cam will go pro maybe his heart won’t be in this one. I seriously doubt he cares that much about Auburn. It was always all about him and now that he has the Heisman maybe he will let down. Or maybe he will play it safe trying to keep from getting hurt before signing a big pay day. If he took a good hit early and felt just a little pop in his knee he might get scared.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Sure they might win
Hell, I’d lay even money they do, but that doesn’t mean we have to sit back and let it happen without preemptory bile!
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 9, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
No way Scam goes to San Fran
He is not Harbaugh’s type of QB because of his play style, and the fact that Harbaugh likes smart people.
Psychology 101--when someone says, "Honestly,"
ot “to be 100% honest with you,” they are either outright lying to you or had just seriously considered it, but decided the lie was not believable. Cam Newton started many, many sentences with these same openers…. “Honestly, I haven’t even thought about the NFL yet, I’m just think’ ’bout Auburn….” Just for a softball.
"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman
Perfect!
I don’t give a damn if Oregon comes out with Fidel Castro under center and Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left, I’ll be a Duck for at least one night.
Or as my daddy used to say during the Cold War, “I’d cheer for the Russians if they were playing Auburn.”
"There's no substitute for guts."
You want to be 100 percent honest, Mike? Good. Here goes: My cold, dead, rotting corpse will be spinning in my grave six feet below the earth before I root for Auburn come tomorrow night. I don’t give a damn if Oregon comes out with Fidel Castro under center and Bernie Madoff split out wide to the left, I’ll be a Duck for at least one night.
FUCK…….YES………preach on brother……..I’ve been taking a lot of facebook abuse from auburn fans who claim that they never cheered against Bama last year……..yeah right, cocksuckers…….I hope they lose 55-0 and cam gets a bad case of explosive diarrhea……fuck them and the tractor they rode to Arizona…….
My cousin is a Hogs fan and got mad cuz I keep telling him I want the Ducks to win.
Then I asked him if he would cheer for LSU if they were in the MNC. His reply – “Fuck LSU.”
Exactly.
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Is it wrong
To Pray for an Auburn loss? I don’t ask God for a whole lot. I guess I like to try and stick out some hard stuff on my own so I can get a miracle if I have to have one. I’ll be honest, I have been praying that these bastards lose every night since the Iron Bowl. It keeps me awake at night. I don’t want to see a blowout by Oregon, no – I want a 1 point victory clinched in the closing seconds. That’s what I’m asking for. I make no bones about it – I’m phoning in a miracle. Please join me just before game time in prayer as one last ditch effort to have some divine intervention in the NC game.
"Good is the enemy of Great" - CNS
I didn't think God liked Hypocrites
and taking his name in vain. And the whole lying, stealing, cheating thing.
So, yes, one could make a religious argument that Auburn deserves to lose.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jan 10, 2011 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
The Dude would be a Bama.
You know it.
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by SpockJenkins on Jan 10, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
scam
i don’t give a rats ass who signs him as long as he gets off the barns payroll!!!!
by ALABAMA POLYTECH SUCKS on Jan 10, 2011 5:42 PM CST reply actions
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