Tennessee Hate Thread (Rated R)

that horrible inbreed song they sing and start stomping to over and over again. I was born in Florence and moved to Tennessee when i was 13 and I can relate to your hate.

and never lose to UT.

 One, because they DID ruin a beautiful dog for anyone that’s not a UT fan
  Two, because that orange is a royal mind fuck… I can hardly stand to watch their home games because their endzones look like a Purina ad
  Three, because I USED to love Rocky Top… it’s a great bluegrass song, but when you’ve heard it through 5 overtimes and STILL lose to those bastards, you never ever want to hear it again.
  Four, because they low down dirty snitches

I loved the quote from the beginning of the viles/corndog game this weekend when someone said that Dooley asked “When will the black cloud leave the state of TN?” I actually yelled at the TV “It’s a Fulmer Fart, and that stuff lingers for decades”

I’m not sure I’ll ever hate the Barn as much as I hate TN

Other than that, all I have to say is……

Fuck Tennessee.

just for those pricks that made jokes about the tornadoes

to hell with Tennessee

The team, the fans, the school, the whole that is Knoxville, the color. I first moved to Hell in 1993 and I just had a strong dislike for Tennessee. Then after I have had my cars vandalized and a BAMA flag set on fire while hanging on my front porch only to have the local inbred police say, “well, you shouldn’t have a BAMA flag haning in Tennessee.”
Now that dislike has bubbled over to a full hate. Hate is really not strong enough of a word! I like words like loathe, detest, despise. I wouldn’t piss down their throats if their lungs were on fire!
They are evil, inbred, and disgusting pieces of trash. I get so sick of hearing hearing every summer how this is their year and how they are going to the SECCG and how they are going to stomp everyone.

I have a degree from UT and absolutely zero loyalty to that hell hole. That should tell you something.

Clay Travis is a piece of shit.

I hate UT.

to make #TennHateWeek the hashtag for this week?

Mainly because of their fans – I have lived around so many of them my entire life. They are dumb for the most part – they think orange is a ‘pretty color’, they are a dishonest bunch for the most part, they think that if your band marches in circles during halftime then they are the best marching band ever, they treat dogs inhumanely, and they are hypocrites. Example, they always talk about how we, Bama fans live in the past, but they are still talking about 2 Heisman trophies they ‘should of had’ Johnny Majors and Peyton Manning.

I hate the orange and white checkerboard end zone
I hate orange flavored candy
And yes Karma has come back to UT:
And make no mistake UT. It’s not revenge we’re after. It’s a reckoning!!!!

but I still hate Auburn more.

I hated Kiffin with a fury, but that has passed. Now all my hate lies with the Barn.

It’s a continuing struggle, but one I’m proud of.

I was fairly young and I didn’t understand how big of a game it was until then. P****N M*****G is a terrible curse word and I learned it that day.

The more I heard about the way Fulmer ran the show I more I hated them. The last straw was the Albert Means case and how the ultimate hypocrite Fulmer helped take down his hated rival. There was a point where I actually cheered enthusiastically for Auburn to beatdown UT.

I don’t have kids yet, but if I ever have a son that plays football I will brainwash him if necessary that UT is not a place he will be going. In fact, my kids won’t be going there for school at all even if one of them gets a scholarship. The trick is to indoctrinate them in their earliest years and that way they never even consider making that choice….

And remember folks, you can’t spell slut without UT.

cheating and getting away with it I definitley hated UT more. Now, I’d say it is equal hate.

If you have ever been to game a Bama-UT game in Knoxville you will forever hate UT just for the way their fans treat us. Actually it is worse than we are treated in Auburn. My last trip to Neyland on game day I stopped at a Wendy’s 100 miles from the stadium. Everyone inside was wearing Orange. I had a Bama shirt and hat on. They yelled at me and tried to drive me from the restuarant. I mean it was beyond good natured kidding. I hope we show them some class this weekend. But they are a classless bunch.

It wasn’t always like this though. In the 60’s and 70’s there was some respect among the schools. Once I sold two of my 4 tickets to a UT fan at Legion Field and the guy was great all day. That would never happen today. I blame Fulmer for turning the rivally bitter. He is very bitter towards Bama and would sell his soul to hurt us.

Still, I’d rather us dump our game with AU than dump the game with UT if AU was in the East. That is mainly because as vile as they are they actually do have a football tradition.

But I hate them and hope we put them under the stadium on Sat. Singing Rammer Jammer after a UT game is about as sweet as it gets.

She is a Bama fan, mind you, but she still refers to the Vols as “us” when watching them on TV. She was brainwashed. Her parents and siblings are UT alumni, and we will probably live in that city someday.

For now, I am extremely happy to host them this weekend, show them a great time, and yell Rammer Jammer at the top of my lungs when we beat them.

Disclaimer is that you stated earlier this was an R-rated post, mind you.

I hate the way they run that damn Distemper’d looking dog out on the field. I hate the way they are inbred and defend it. I hate these sumbitches cause they lie/cheat/steal/snitch, yet they take up for their liars/cheaters/stealers/snitches. I hate that they USED to be a class football program (see Neyland/Majors), yet now they are relagated to being the damn scum of the earth in the SEC.

 I wish every time they play they would get their ass beat by 50. I always hope for the Blimp to fall out of the sky when the play Auburn (ie. no winner). I can not think back and remember one time that I have EVER rooted for UThug to win. When we play them, I will inevitably spout words/phrases such as whore/homo(being nice)/scoliosis/hump-back/fuck-tard/mama-rape and snake handler.

The only thing I can even say remotely nice about UThug… I loved that kicker they used to have. I think his name was Lincoln.

Now lets beat their orange asses, boys!

Roll Tide Roll!!!

…Kurt Vonnegut wants me to leave this picture of Phil Fulmer right here…

once I noticed that she was wearing orange.

I guess I felt the need to stoke my hate a little more. I went to volnation.com and govolsextra.com. On top of that, I listened to a local radio call in show on the way home from work yesterday. I listened as inbred after inbred called in. I read post from drunken hillbillies. The comments ranged from them asking just why they are so pathetic to the guys that talk about how they are going to upset BAMA’s season.
Did it work to stoke my hate? Hell yes! The whining, crying and bitching about how bad they are pissed me off because MOST start that kind of crap when they lose their first game of the season and want to fire the current coach. Then the dumbasses that talked how they are going to stomp BAMA, well that needs no explanation. For some unkown reason, some of them say they like their chances aginst BAMA in T-Town then they did aginst LSU in hell hole, TN. Go Figure! Most that think this are pointing to 2009. HELLO! You were close, but still lost!

My hate for Tennessee goes back to childhood. Basically, I grew up a Bama fan in a house of Auburn fans. Don’t ask me why, I guess even as a 5 year old I recognized quality. The thing that pushed me to hate Tennessee was when my dad divorced my mom, he married a woman from East Tennessee. Her whole family were Vols fans and whenever I had to visit him it was up in Inbred, TN. They tried to convert me, bought me t-shirts and sang Rocky Top. I’m a freaking kid and I was already learning to hate them. Now today I can proudly say I’ve learned to harness that hate, fold it neatly into a little place in my heart and smile broadly whenever I see those mouth breathing, knuckle draggers lose. I feel better know, don’t you?

I’ve been reading the site for a year or so now and am thoroughly impressed by the fans on this board.

Last year, my wife and I went to Knoxville for the game. When traveling, we always proudly wear our Crimson colors and decorate our vehicle with magnets and flags. We noticed, as soon as we hit the state line, dirty looks, pointing, etc. No big deal. After we arrived in Knoxville and checked into the hotel, we went to the local Hooters for some beer & wings, still wearing our Bama gear. We were literally fought over by a couple of waitresses. (I thought it was manly magnatism, but it wasn’t so…..). After we ordered, our waitress came over and sat down to BS with us. She told us that she was a Bama fan and that she hoped that we beat the shit out of UT. She said that the girls hated the Tennessee players because they were a bunch of jerks. They groped the girls, treated them like shit and didn’t tip. We had a great time that night, other than the occasional dirty look from a UT fan. Game Day: We arrived at the stadium and found our seats surrounded by UT fans. The group in front of us started telling us how they were going to beat the shit out of us and how classless the Bama fans were and that the 2009 blocks were nothing but luck. I told them that once MAY have been luck, but twice was a skilled defense and a crappy kicker. The wife told me to not start anything and I told them that we would see how the game went. After about the first quarter, the UT student section performed some sort of a chant that ended with “Fuck You, Bama”. I told the group of UT fans that their students were showing a lot of class. They just laughed. I guess that it was OK for them to shout obseneties. During the third quarter, one of the young men left crying like a baby. By the 4th quarter, all of the UT fans in my section were gone. Towards the end of the game, several Bama fans lit their celebratory cigars and were immediately threatened with arrest by security. I guess that they thought that the concrete stadium would burn down. After the beat down was complete, Rammer Jammer was sweet. I bet they shut down the score board within a minute of the end of the game. I hate UT and I hate Rocky Top. I’m hoping for a beat down similar to what we gave Ole Miss last week. See you at the game! Roll Tide!

Amazingly, former UT football players are both.

…has anyone posted the Beeker picture yet this week?

risk being mistaken for a deer than wear that God foresaken orange while hunting

..and I value my life.