Your Friday Pedro Cerrano Thread
by Todd on Nov 11, 2011 10:01 AM CST
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We pissed off now, Football Gods. Look, we good to you. We stick up for you. Bring you sweethearts, poop ourselves and listen to Nickelback, and share our greatest shames for you. And we lose to man who eat grass on TV and clap like idiot? If you no help us now? I say, %^&# you Football Gods. We do it ourselves.
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Nothing more I can say that hasn't already been put out there last week
Many folks are probably in the same boat after spilling their guts out last week (figuratively and in some case, literally).
One thing’s for sure, after last week’s hoodoo thread, no one can ever say that……
“We have no………marbles!”
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Can our hoodoo thread crossover into the Oregon / Standford game?
If not, I don’t have much to add. If so, I’ll add something after lunch specifically for that game.
"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
by twominutedrill on Nov 11, 2011 10:16 AM CST reply actions
There are no football gods.
Last week proved that to me. I am now officially a football atheist.
"All I wanna do is drive around in my truck and drink Jack Daniels... and they just don't understand."- Kenny Stabler
by UtahBammer on Nov 11, 2011 10:19 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Or maybe Les Miles has a voodoo connection.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
since I'm deathly afraid of crazy MSU upsets I'm just going to go ahead and admit to the Gods that
I caught em all
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
I caught 251.
Gave up after the Ruby/Sapphire games though. Too many.
by AccioAlabama on Nov 11, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
Not only did I catch them all...
I still play to this day… Competitively < nerd
Winning....
by big DUB on Nov 12, 2011 2:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
1,000 cocktails to you, sir.
No way you could have had a better post for this today, Todd. Bravo, indeed.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Rec'd so hard.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Ha! TWSS
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Nov 11, 2011 3:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's one weird looking sweetheart.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
juuuuuuuust a bit outside.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Nov 11, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Ball 4
Ball 8
Low and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches.
How can these guys lay off pitches that close?
Attempting to remove humor from posts since August 30, 2011
You put SNOT on the ball?
Paul W. Bryant,
Sir Alex Ferguson,
Truly the best of both footballing worlds.
by TiderUpNorth on Nov 11, 2011 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
Oh no, no. Too high, it's too high.
What do you mean too high?
Time for the Tide to make sure they keep their "marbles" and finish the season
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
You know...
…people here in Texas have actually had the nerve to ask me if I still love Alabama.
Of course I still love Alabama. The football gods, on the other hand, can go $%@# themselves.
I also still love Tim Riggins.
by Queen of the Universe on Nov 11, 2011 5:02 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Beautiful
and beautifully put.
"There's no substitute for guts."
by SoundCheckMama on Nov 11, 2011 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
I was hoping we'd have all kinds of new poop-related
admissions about stuff that occurred during “the” game.
"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman
Old Jobu Needs A Refill
Bottoms up motherf*%#er!
Set that D loose for the next 3 weeks and lets just soak it up.
by Acinum on Nov 11, 2011 10:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
you want an embarrassing admission? FINE
So yes I did check to see how many RECs I got in last weeks Hoodoo thread when compared to other admissions..
Yes I’m petty and don’t care.
Follow on twitter @thelyell
by bammer on Nov 12, 2011 10:20 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for honesty.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 12, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'm blaming all of this on roll bama roll
You have angered the football gods by playing that awful nickelback. We
Why Does Schnelly coach at Florida Atlantic?
Because F.A.U.
by Kenny D on Nov 12, 2011 2:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What happened?
Todd run out of skinny chicks to post?
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