Your Friday Hoodoo Thread | Week Eleven
by Todd on Nov 18, 2011 10:01 AM CST
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PrintTruth be told I was really tempted to continue with a Pedro Cerrano attitude of "%&*$ the Football Gods," if only to avoid anymore Nickelback, but they were good to us over the weekend by bringing down Stanford and Boise so like it or not we still need their help. Thus, Nickelback:
Listen, sacrifice your hearing, and sacrifice your dignity before the Football Gods once again. We may not need much help against Georgia Southern, but we do still need a lot of help around the country. On to the pleasantness...
You're welcome.
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$10 says she can cut a grilled cheese sandwich into halves using only her knees.
by Orlando McCain on Nov 18, 2011 10:10 AM CST reply actions
Are those squid attached to her dress?
"All I wanna do is drive around in my truck and drink Jack Daniels... and they just don't understand."- Kenny Stabler
Rare albino Nightcrawlers
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Nov 18, 2011 11:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Looks like they're attached to me.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Nope. Makes her chest look lopsided.
I thought we were to dispose of the sweetheart if we lost with her.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 18, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
I don't know... don't you think the cops would be after us if we disposed of them?
God bless our Dark Lord.
Actually we'd probably be an analyst at ESPN.
Allegedly.
/remember the 5.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Are u guys all that damn picky....
Id wrap her legs around my head and wear her like a feedbag!
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 18, 2011 10:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes.
I like the curvy ones that Spock chooses.
Somehow Todd always finds the least flattering pictures possible.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 18, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I move for Spock to choose 2012-2013 RBR babe!
Can I get a second?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Nov 18, 2011 11:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Thirdeded and REC'd
Paul W. Bryant,
Sir Alex Ferguson,
Truly the best of both footballing worlds.
by TiderUpNorth on Nov 18, 2011 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
I'm really not that picky, and I usually get annoyed by the internet habit of guys saying
“oh I wouldn’t go anywhere near her” when the truth is they wouldn’t have a prayer with the girl. (And no, I wouldn’t have a prayer with this girl.) But there’s just something off about the color of her face. Too much make-up and bright lights, I guess. Too orange-ish, and I hate orange. I can’t stress that enough.
God bless our Dark Lord.
Oh, I'd absolutely have her.
She’s just not what I consider ideal.
Plus red carpet photos are almost universally terrible. More magazine shoots.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 18, 2011 12:10 PM CST up reply actions
On-camera flash isn't very flattering,
not to mention the lack of all the photoshopping.
by Orlando McCain on Nov 18, 2011 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
And that dress is hideous.
So’s the hairdo.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 18, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Ummm...
I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. Can someone direct me to the thread where we discuss hot babes and not their clothing?
:)
Seriously though, I think she is very good looking, but I agree, the red carpet type pics are usually “meh”… and I think she’s an orange I could sit with.
Attempting to remove humor from posts since August 30, 2011
Mentioned this before, but I'm going to see Breaking Dawn in the theatre tonight
AND I’M BESIDE MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT TODAY ABOUT GOING TO SEE IT!!!
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
The first one was pretty hilarious, but I haven't gotten around to seeing any of the others.
God bless our Dark Lord.
Come by my place early tomorrow if you want to experience...
…Breaking wind at dawn….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
The Nickleback just crashed my computer!!
No, seriously, I tried to open this thread and I got the blue screen of death! I think that’s a bad, bad sign for Oklahoma State!!! (No, I don’t know how, but don’t question my hoodoo!)
God bless our Dark Lord.
For Georgia Southern I will happily report that I watched
Gummi Bears every afternoon well into my post-virginal years. And yes I have attempted to download it, but the only extant versions seem to be in Swedish or Polish.
“Gummi bears, dancing here and there and everywhere
high adventure that’s beyond compare
they are the gummi bears.”
WORD
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
Why is that embarassing?
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 18, 2011 11:34 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Duke Igthorne and Toad
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Nov 18, 2011 11:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
At least I wouldn't have remembered his name. LOL
Toad was the little guy, right? The ogre’s were the ones that always annoyed him by saying that, IIRC.
God bless our Dark Lord.
A few weeks ago,
I was eating at a KFC with my inlaws. There was a picture of The Colonel on the wall up above us, so I looked at it and said, “I think I’ve heard before that Kentucky Fried Chicken was started in Alabama”….. My father-in-law then looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears and said, “Hmm, I think it may have been Kentucky”. I thought for a second and said, “You know, I think you may be right”.
This is about all I could come up with for Georgia Southern. Roll Tide.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 18, 2011 11:18 AM CST reply actions
My father-in-law then looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears
You shoulda followed it up by telling them you saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski’s candy store!
God bless our Dark Lord.
Awesome movie
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Oh fudge,
you’re right, I should have.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 18, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Lifebuoy soap, coming up
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
It was.....it was.....
SOAP..POISONING.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 18, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
I ate my boogers as a kid ....
Gross huh?
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Nov 18, 2011 11:34 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Better than someone elses boogers.
"All I wanna do is drive around in my truck and drink Jack Daniels... and they just don't understand."- Kenny Stabler
You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose.
Just don’t pick your friend’s nose.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 18, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Must've been born into an Auburn family
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
I never ate them, I just wiped them on the wall behind the headboard on my bed.
My mom was NOT happy when she discovered that. LOL
God bless our Dark Lord.
I put
“rolly polies” up my nose as a kid… twice. once at 4 and one at 5. I told the doctor my mom did it the second time.
by debardeluben on Nov 18, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hoodoo Tim Riggins for the ladies:
by Queen of the Universe on Nov 18, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
There's my Timbo....
But we’re gonna have to do something about that orange couch.
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 18, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Every time I read "Tim Riggins,"
it’s in this kid’s voice:
Audemus jura nostra defendere
Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can.
by animalcracker on Nov 18, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
Ellen Degeneres?
God bless our Dark Lord.
by CarrotTop4 on Nov 18, 2011 1:37 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
TWSS
(Am I going to be banned to the Island of Misfits now?)
"Auburn people are stinky"- my 3 yr.old daughter
by You can call me Al on Nov 19, 2011 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
I find beefcake photos for the fairer sex annoying
b/c there is always some costume or situational ambiguity to them. Why is Timmy wearing a tux shirt and jeans, while unshaved and scummy looking on a pedo shag carpet?
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
by sho' I stole on Nov 18, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
I don't know how embarrassing it is
but right now I’d trade a Bama loss to Wichita St. tonight (sorry Coach Grant) for an Iowa St. win over Okie St. I know the odds of Iowa St. pulling this off are huge but I just hope Okie St. somehow gets caught up in their own hype.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Getting 'em both...
works for me! RTR!!!
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"
by rarabama on Nov 19, 2011 9:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Here's my admission:
Over the past month, I’ve gained about four pounds. I think it’s all the Halloween candy…and all the food.
Take that, Georgia Southern.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2011 6:44 PM CST reply actions
I just lost four pounds...
/flush
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Nov 18, 2011 7:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
If it's that big...
…you should name your colon ‘Powell’….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Nov 18, 2011 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
Another recriminating admission...
I played soccer/futbol in high school. For anyone who has watched the English Premiership (Nico, I’m looking to you to bail me out on this one), Sir Alex bought the rights to a wild Irishman named Roy Keane who barely made it in semi-pro set. Having to constantly make up for that stigma, he played shall we say, with vigor.
Well, Roy and Zidane have always been my soccer heroes and I think their moments of temporary insanity on the pitch speak for themselves. And I did the best I could to emulate them. Once, after enduring a cheap shot from an opponent, I decided to connect on a haymaker after making sure the ref wasn’t watching. Another time, I straight-up stomped (and broke) a guy’s hand after performing the dirtiest tackle in the northern hemisphere on him. So… yeah… Any strange looks at any RBR hodowns, I’ll understand.
Paul W. Bryant,
Sir Alex Ferguson,
Truly the best of both footballing worlds.
Roy Keane actually had a good short passing game but the stomp is fucking terrible.
Blew out my ACL, MCL and Meniscus due to a stomp in a North Carolina league. The noodles have never been the same since. Still pissed
"I'm champagne and you're shit." - Jon Lovitz in Happiness
by sho' I stole on Nov 18, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
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