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The Grass-Eater's Corndog Plot (with apologies to Guy Fawkes)

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

The grass-eater’s corndog plot

I see no reason why grass eating corndogs

Should ever be forgot

 

Les Miles, Les Miles, he brought his hat

To blow up the Tide and the Elephant

Eighty five Tigers he led on the field

To cause the forces of Saban to yield

But the Bear in houndstooth standing by

Caused Les’s plans to go awry

Holloa boys, holloa boys

God bless the Tide

Hip hip hooray

Victorious day!

 

A penny loaf to feed ol' Les

A pound of grass to choke him

Synthetic weed to smoke him out

And corndog sticks to burn him

Burn him in a tub of tar

Burn him like a blazing star

Burn his body from his head

Then we'll say ol' Les is dead.

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

 

 



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Brilliant.

"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted

by Zoltar on Nov 2, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Stop.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

by Slice of Life on Nov 3, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Nov 3, 2011 9:01 AM CDT reply actions  

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