Booger Eatin' Tweets

On a lazy, rainy afternoon in Tuscaloosa following the second-largest defeat in the series since 1976 and the most lopsided ever at Jordan-Hare Stadium, I was basking in the thrill of victory. I believe I've read every article about the game, watched every replay, and listened to/watched every version of Rammer Jammer out there.

Then I got started on Twitter. After perusing my friends' feeds who made it to the game, I took a look at the profile of the auburn athletic department. It seems that a few fans decided to tweet straight to the top, both during and after the game; here are a few of my favorites:

First is a booger eater named Tim, who is frustrated by the negative exposure generated by the Youtube video of Kristi Malzahn (Gus's wife) saying anything and everything that comes to her mind. He tweets multiple auburn-related accounts about this issue, including Kristi's (which has been deleted):


@macrod01: @AUAthletics - you need to get someone to get out in front of the Kristi Malzahn interview because it's now gone viral. Makes AU look bad.



@macrod01: @kristi_malzahn - what is up with the video of you that's now gone viral? Really makes the staff look bad at AU. #wareagleanyway

Next we have a couple of boogs who are less than satisfied with the performance of their paper tigers in the last two contests against the Crimson Tide held in Jordan-Hare Stadium. They tend to think a more hostile treatment of the visitors in crimson would make their experience more enjoyable:
@TheMatt_S: @AUAthletics It really is time to start putting visitors in the upper deck
@TracyDaniel: @AUAthletics Next time Bama comes to Jordan Hare play music over the PA during TV timeouts. Can't take that band of theirs. Srsly.

Finally, there were a few boogs who simply couldn't take the pounding and they were out for blood:
@HollywoodToddM: I am a huge @AUAthletics fan but after that mess I'm done with #NCAA football till next year. I'm sick of getting beat like that. C-ya n sep
@gxknight: @AUAthletics please tell the coaches and players they all suck!
@BradWhetstone: @AUAthletics Please fire the fuck out of Ted Roof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roll Tide, y'all.

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