A prophecy from a converted VT fan.
Hello fellow RBR followers,
I have a rather funny voicemail that was left to me by my Virginia Tech Alum friend moments after the 6-9 loss in overtime of our beloved Crimson Tide to the Bengal Corndogs of Louisiana. I have kept it for a while and I thought I would share it with ya'll.
I invited my friend, who I mentioned above, to come visit me in Birmingham and go with me to the Alabama vs. Vanderbilt game. He knew I was a huge fan of the Tide and so he began checking out Tide Football. Needless to say, after the game he was a complete convert. He says "Roll Tide" everytime I talk to him and his girlfriends son even got in trouble at school for saying "Roll Tide" in the middle of class. He even has a favorite player...Brad Smelley or Smell-Dog as he calls him. I say complete convert, but I think he still does cheer for his Chokies every once in a while, but I'll try to ween him off as I was weened myself off my previous team the Virginia Cavaliers.
Here is a transcript of the (drunken) message left for me at 10:48pm Central on November 5th, 2011
"Roll Tide. Man!...what a game. That was a great game. Lift your head up. Don't be sad. Drink some more. Wait for the traffic to go by. And just know the Tide played their f*%&ing hearts out ...No one even scored [a TD]. You realize that? No one scored. And it went to overtime. It was a great game and I guarantee there will be a rematch. Oh yes...there will be a rematch."
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Wait for the traffic to go by? LOL
Was he saying that the other teams in the BCS standings would lose? Or was he giving advice on the best way to drink while on the interstate? LOL
God bless our Dark Lord.
He meant wait at the tailgate...
and drink until the traffic cleared out. I do have the fortune of having a DD for the ride back to Birmingham so he wasn’t instructing me on how to drive drunk. Ha
by RammerJammer23 on Dec 12, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
My fave quote.
“wait for the traffic to go by”
If I didn’t know what he was referring to, that would look really funny.
I LOVE THE ASTROS. Now lets win something!
by ccislanders on Dec 12, 2011 1:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
in his defense....
he was really really hammered….haha
by RammerJammer23 on Dec 12, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
That's always my defense too.
Turns out it doesn’t work as well in court as you would think though. Odd, isn’t it?
God bless our Dark Lord.
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 12, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

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