Les Miles and Voodoo- Part 2
In my last post about Les Miles and Voodoo I laid out some of the strange coincidences, if you can call them that, between Les Miles and the practice of Voodoo. Now, I’m not sure if there really is a connection or just some strange coincidences.
However, I do think that LSU, although certainly a great team, has had some pretty good fortune this year especially in regards to the harder teams they played. Things like dropped balls, dumb calls (by opponents), field goals that went crooked, fumbles that bounced directly into their hands etc. I guess you could credit all this to being a great team or maybe they had a little help, who knows?
As we get ready to face off again in what will be another close game you have to wonder what may happen crazy this time?
But personally I think Les’s luck (or is it Voodoo) is about to run out. Here is why.
To begin with is the uniform dilemma. I’m actually surprised there has been no mention of this. We all know LSU loves to wear white because to be honest they think the white is lucky for them. Now there is a little bit of a dilemma. LSU’s tradition is that they wear white for the first home game of season and white for every home SEC game (the conference has mandated this.) But they bring out the purple for home games against non-conference opponents. Basically they wear purple when they are beating up Western Kentucky. So, as home team in this game I’m sure they will wear white...but this is not an SEC game, so by tradition they should wear purple. But they won’t do that because they would feel jinxed by that. But I contend they are already jinxed by breaking their own pattern. By the way, I’m sure he wouldn’t do it, but I think in order for LSU to wear white in this non-conference game Alabama/Saban would have to agree to wear crimson as the visitor. In other words we could tell them forget it, you are the home, we are wearing white
The second reason is actually a New Orleans voodoo thing. The Superdome was built on top of an old cemetery. Bodies were actually discovered during the excavation. Almost from the beginning people in New Orleans have felt the place was cursed due to disturbing the dead. In fact (and this is a fact) on several occasions real honest to goodness New Orleans Voodoo priest have been called upon to remove the Superdome curse to help the home teams that play there (Saints, Tulane and in my book LSU.) Apparently their efforts have only been partially successful. I contend that in the strange case of the Superdome being home team may not be such an advantage. By the way, when playing in the Sugar Bowl game or the BCS game in the Sugar Bowl, while the game is in the dome, LSU is only 3-2. Not exactly a big dome advantage. Alabama, in the same setting, is 5-2.
I tend to think the dome favors us because the home team, LSU, could still be under a curse. I know, I know, they won the last 2 BCS games in the dome. But, when playing for the NC in the dome Alabama is 3-0. Furthermore, LSU’s two BCS victories were against teams from Oklahoma and Ohio. Why does that matter?
Well, it goes back to the American Indian, Black Hawk. Black Hawk is directly tied to Ohio, home of the Cleveland Indians whose mascot is clearly modeled after Black Hawk. Black Hawks’ decedents, most famously Jim Thorpe, settled in Oklahoma. These two states in modern times are more closely tied to Black Hawk than any other states. Now, Black Hawk’s spirit is worshiped by New Orleans Voodoo worshipers. Thus New Orleans Voodoo practitioners would never put a curse on teams from Ohio or Oklahoma. When LSU played teams from Ohio and Oklahoma in New Orleans I would guess the Voodoo priests were essentially neutral, or not involved.
But, the spirits who were buried under the Superdome were not American Indian or Voodoo followers. The cemetery was for WASP. Thus with the Voodoo crowd not picking sides in the game the spirits buried beneath the dome were probably rallied around the home standing team in white. (Note to New Orleans Saints, you’d do better in white.)
Now in a match up between Bama and LSU the Voodoo priest will clearly favor LSU. But, what about the spirits of New Orleans underneath the stadium? I contend they will favor Bama. Furthermore, there is a very close connection between New Orleans and Tuscaloosa. If you assign letter values to each number in the city names (1 for a, 2 for b, 3 for c, etc.) you will find that the cities are a perfect match. The value of each name (New Orleans and Tuscaloosa) is an identical 126. What are the odds that the two cities would have exact same number of letters in each name and the value of both would add to 126. Furthermore, a little known fact about Alabama is that our VERY FIRST VICTORY against an actually college team as well as our first victory of any kind out of state came against Tulane on Nov. 3, 1894 in New Orleans. (Prior top that win we were 0-4 vs. college teams.) Also, Alabama has played twice in New Orleans in a season on three occasions ( 1921, 1947, and 1992) and the only other places we have played twice in one year is Miami (1952), Jackson (1982) and Atlanta (2009.) (New Orleans really has become our home away from home.)
Therefore, when Alabama plays in New Orleans there are a whole lot of reasons to think we will be successful a large amount of the time. The only time we played an SEC team in a bowl was in New Orleans in the 1964 Sugar Bowl which we won 12-7 over Ole Miss. Furthermore, as mentioned we have won National Championships in the Dome on 3 occasions (78, 79, 92.) On another occasion (61) we finished off our #1 year with a victory. And, given the Vodoo priests (who would favor LSU) inability in the past to lift the curse of the cemetery I like our chances.
Finally, in Oct. of this year the stadium was named (or renamed) the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. Obviously neither Alabama or LSU has played in the "Mercedes-Benz Superdome." But, putting the name Mercedes-Benz on the outside of the stadium can only be a good sign for Bama considering we have the only Mercedes-Benz plant in America in Tuscaloosa.
Interestingly, Mercedes-Benz as a company was founded in 1926. Every Bama fan knows 1926 was a very, very significant year for Alabama football. On Jan 1, 1926 Bama won the first Rose Bowl in which it played. (Note: 1-1-26 is very close to the magic number for T-Town and New Orleans 126). Furthermore, in the year 1926 Alabama did not lose a football game claiming it’s 2nd straight NC. Amazingly in the calendar years 1925-1926, Alabama was 19-0 with 2 NC. It is the greatest 2 calendar year cycle for Alabama ever. On Jan. 1, 1927 Bama tied Stanford in another Rose Bowl, the magic was over, and we went 5-4-2 for the year of 1927.
My point being both Alabama and Mercedes-Benz are connected through the year 1926 as Tuscaloosa and New Orleans are connected through 126.
All in all I think things line up very good for Bama vs. LSU (voodoo and all.)Miles all time winning percentage for the first time ever stands at 73% (with the UGA victory.) I just think Miles winning percentage should be at 72% (see the earlier post.) If we beat him this time his percentage drops back to 72% where it should be. Order will have been restored in the college football universe.
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Didn't even read it yet, but going to rec it anyway
because I know it won’t disappoint. I’ve been waiting for this ever since we finished #2 and the rematch was set. Thanks fifty!
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Yep, didn't disappoint
you have WAY too much time on your hands man! ;)
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Aw, hell fitty.
Why man? WHY????
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
This second post actually has me a bit worried.
How much time does fitty spend thinking of crap like this that DOESN’t get posted here. Imagine the crazy scenarios that are entertained.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
you have no idea
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Fuck your VooDoo shit...
I’m disappointed in you. I’m not superstitious in any way but your last post was fucked up. This irritates me even more. Go repent NOW!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 19, 2011 9:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Of course I comment before I read it....
But #1 was fucked up.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 19, 2011 9:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wikipedia disagrees with you about the location of the cemetery and also the fact that there were slaves interred there.
God bless our Dark Lord.
Fuck Wikipedia…
I did
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 19, 2011 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Slaves?
That’s Racist
/insertsaidimageherecauseicantduetomobileusage
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 19, 2011 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I never said slaves.
And I’m going to read Wiki for what it is worth. But it is a fact that Voodoo Priests have been summoned to drive out spirits that were buried there before the dome was built. I don’t know maybe it is a “in the vacinity” thing. But there was a cemetery in the area and I read during excavations some bodies were unearthed.
But, hey I personally don’t believe in spirts inhabiting grave yards anyway, I’m just saying many people do think (or did think) the dome was cursed. You got to admit it is a strange story.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
You said...
But, the spirits who were buried under the Superdome were not American Indian or Voodoo followers. The cemetery was for WASP.
Slaves aren’t WASP.
God bless our Dark Lord.
Flag this
Not because I don’t think its awesome, but because last time we all rec’d it and we had no luck.
Well, our luck would have been better
if Cade had kicked a few straight, but you have to admit us being in this game after the last game was a long shot so maybe our luck changed that night after we lost and we did not even know it.
And maybe LSU’s luck runs out in 2012.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Oh believe me
its not because I don’t respect the effort in this post. Its just that last time we dared discuss vodoo, it didn’t go so well for us.
by BamaThrasher on Dec 19, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Also, shouldn't the voodoo gods give us some credit for naming our town after
a Native American black warrior chief?
God bless our Dark Lord.
If he is tied to Black Hawk
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Black Hawk, Black Warrior
Are we going to split hairs here?
God bless our Dark Lord.
by CarrotTop4 on Dec 19, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Check one, Check one
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 19, 2011 10:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Black Hawk Down?
Decent movie.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Interesting fact:
The character in Blackhawk Down played by Ewan McGregor, “SPC John Grimes,” was actually based on SSgt (then SPC) John Stebbins, who is currently serving a 30-year sentence for sexual offenses against a child.
Thirteen.
So clearly...
…Alabama will win this time…12-6.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 19, 2011 11:17 PM CST reply actions
split title
in order to outright win it, we have to win by more than 10, and in convincing fashion
by BamaThrasher on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 AM CST up reply actions
Let the AP have their silly poll that everyone else ignores because they wanted to be the cool kids in the room.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
Make its ass quit -TWEsq, concerning my fight against Multiple Sclerosis
by AlabamaJammer on Dec 20, 2011 6:03 AM CST up reply actions
Why by more than 10, given that we were tied at the end of regulation previously and then lost by 3?
Where do you get 10 from? Any win in regulation should be convincing, IMO. And regardless of the score, if we win we’re national champs.
God bless our Dark Lord.
^This...
…is so obvious….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 20, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
The fact that something is obvious
doesn;t mean anything anymore. However, I am one that believes that a Bama win…regulation, OT, or 8 OT gives us the crystal ball which is all that matters. Let the corndogs have the AP title…It means precisely dick.
Obviously....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Dec 20, 2011 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care if we win by 3, or 2 or 1...
As long as we win. It will take me years to get the grin off my face knowing that they were SO CLOSE to their first perfect season EVER, only to have it snatched away along with the crystal football. I’ll get years of pleasure from pointing that out to my Tiger-loving family members. Can’t wait!!
One other thing, fitty:
Remember that back in the 90s, there was a large Mercedes symbol placed on top of the scoreboard at Legion Field, like a huge hood ornament. This was done in 1993, when the new plant was announced, and then was removed before the ’96 Olympic soccer games were played there. So I believe it was there for the ’93, ’94, and ’95 seasons.
In those 3 seasons, we were 6-1-1 in Legion Field…. WHICH IS VERY CLOSE TO 1-1-26!!!!!!!!
God bless our Dark Lord.
Yep...we are destinued to win in Mercedes environs.
By the way…I do remember said Mercedes symbol. But in Legion Field in 93,94, and 95 we were actually 6-2-1 during those years…so almost the reverse of 1-1-26.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
UF in the SECCG
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Let's hope
Someone on the team and CNS remembers what happened the last time we played in the Superdome…
You're wrong about the unis.
The #1 team gets to pick what they want to wear. They aren’t “made” to be the home team.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
I think he gets that.
What he’s saying is that choosing white will be bad luck because they only wear white for SEC games and between Easter and Labor Day, whereas choosing purple will be bad luck because it’s purple. You really need to learn to keep up here, I’m tired of having to spell shit out for you.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Shut your whore mouth.
but I think in order for LSU to wear white in this non-conference game Alabama/Saban would have to agree to wear crimson as the visitor
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I only read your subject line and, like, 4 other words before responding.
Your satire is duly noted.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Dec 20, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
BOOM POW!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 20, 2011 7:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'll tell you something else about Mercedes-Benz
All of their engines are made in Stuttgart, Germany. Converting Stuttgart to numbers using A=1, B=2… It comes out as 146. When divided by two, that makes 73. That is one away from Les Miles’ magical number 72. The voodoo must be broken.
Mercedes-Benz acquired the rights to the Superdome on 10-23-2011. Added up, that makes 2044. That is the same size as their current series of four-cylinder engines. Coincidence? Let’s look at the history of this engine. None of these engines are sold in the United States, all in Europe in the A. A, of course, is 1. So if we multiply that by the type of model (A200, A170, and so on. The numbers are based on engine size), and then divide by the width in decimeters, we get… Approximately 72. All the voodoo for venues named for Mercedes-Benz must reside in Europe.
I rest my case. Alabama would win this in Legion Field or the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, or even the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Europe. The loss of voodoo is too great for LSU to overcome.
You may be wondering how I love Alabama AND I love the Jets... I'll just tell you that the answer is complicated and will take too long to explain.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Dec 20, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Excellent discovery
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Addendum?
Post it up!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Dec 20, 2011 7:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Flagged
out of superstition. Sorry I like that the general theme leans toward us this time but last time everybody rec’d it and we lost. So I want to switch it up this time.
Entertaining...and disturbing.
Just getting a peek into your mind scares me. I picture you like Brad Pitts character in 12 Monkeys.
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