The cake is not a lie.
I think Todd once noted that at some point in the future, there will be nothing on cable but cake shows. I don't know about that but there does seem to be a curious phenomena where if something of importance occurs, there must be a cake made to commemorate it. The cake part I understand because who doesn't love cake? It's the making it look like something else that befuddles me a bit.
Yet you don't need to look too far on the internet to find Alabama-themed cakes. Because the only thing more important than eating cake is taking a picture of it and posting it somewhere. So, for your off-season Sunday afternoon pleasure, I give you a collection of Crimson Tide cakes collected from hither and yon.