Seriously People.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 25, 2011 1:02 PM CDT
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Building on BigBamaLafayetteLA's post from yesterday, it's time to make a plan. We're one week away from what will God-willing be a glorious football season and we've got to figure out how to appease the football gods. Lord knows last year's photo mosaic debacle wasn't enough to do the trick. I know we enjoy it when Todd consumes awful things and films the process for us, but that's been done already...do we really want to test the likelihood of BCS Championship lightning striking twice? I'm pretty sure there's no way our fearless Blogtator can top this.
You're all beautiful and most of you seem to have exhibitionist tendencies, maybe it's time to put your money where your pretty mouth is. What if we, the RBR commentariat, take it upon ourselves to propel our beloved team to victory?
Speaking of pretty, the lovely and talented Mr. Spock Jenkins has assured me he's willing consume some weird German ickiness to cement our victory over the disgusting tennessee volunteers. Stuck in the Plains lives in Hawaii...you just know there's some exotic awesomeness out there. Maybe some horrible Hawaiian grub is what it'll take to beat LSU. AlabamaJammer...in Arizona, right? Pick up some cactus and ingest it for the team and we'll surely manhandle the Hogs. I nominate BR07 take care of the Barn, since his hatred of them is awe-inspiring. Bammer, of course, will have to eat oatmeal.
It doesn't have to be food, necessarily. I am willing to drink all the tequila in Texas if it'll help (given LittleSis's love of the stuff, I'm guessing she'd aid in this pursuit?). Maybe we go for cocktails this year? Though, to be honest, I'm not sure I've ever met a cocktail I didn't like.
What say you, brothers and sisters?
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I feel it my duty as an alum to join in this quest for victory.
I live in knoxville but will be in Italy during the UT game. I take it upon myself to aid Spock and eat the local trash fare wherever i may be on gameday eve to satisfy the football gods lust for idiocy to secure our victory. I hear tripe is big over there but am open to other suggestions. Lets hear them.
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Aug 25, 2011 1:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'll gladly take a different game.
Homecoming/Bamapocalypse? A lot of you will be at the game so I can deliver the offering to the football gods that week.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 25, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Make sure you film it. I feel like living in Knoxville pretty much means you can handle anything.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 25, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Done. I think we need a sign up sheet to keep track.
"In the second quarter, I saw Torretta look over at me, and he froze for a second. I saw fear." -- DE John Copeland
by The Cornerstone on Aug 26, 2011 8:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Comon.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
this
def sounds like a loop hole.
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SLAP
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by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 25, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And, hell no, I've eaten candied squid
raw octopi and poi. I’ve done my part.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
Do you have film of that?
Just post date it.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 25, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I will give up rutabagas and brussel sprouts
for the whole season.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I used to think that I...
…hated brussel sprouts. Then I had some fresh ones prepared the right way. They’re awesome.
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 25, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't it amazing...
… how much of the foods you thought were terrible was really just shitty cooking?
"Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself." -- Milton Friedman
by outsidethesidelines on Aug 25, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Baby asparagus FTW.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 25, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
With Bernaise,
I’ll hammer some asparagus ! Oh, and the N.Y. strip steak on the side, too!
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
Canned vegetables...
…compared to fresh vegetables is like Auburn compared to Alabama….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 25, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
absolutely
i turned my whole family on to brussles sprouts and other assorted root vegitables. (including rutabegas, turnips, and parsnips) with the ever handy dandy Applewood Smoked Bacon and Brown Sugar. those guys will turn just about anything into a party…
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take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 25, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i've taken a vow of poverty
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That's digging deep.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you too?!
Ive been taking that vow for the last 29 years
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We can all pool our poverty?
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
sure...
its what Jesus would want.
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Jesus was a Communist?
Who knew?
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dont tell
the Calvinists….
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 25, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
...or the Hobbesists...
…they’re nasty, brutish, and short….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 25, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
#tweets4NLS
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 26, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Acts 4:32 Now the full number of those who believed were of one heart and soul, and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but they had everything in common
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Flagged
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 26, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
II Thess. 3:10
“If you don’t work, you don’t eat.”
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
by 13thBama on Aug 27, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And those in the book of Acts
Gave up their possessions. They did not have them taken from them so that it could be given to others. They also believed in God and his son.
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
i dont disagree but
the good book also says “Caesar’s,” they replied. He said to them, “Then give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, and to God what is God’s.”
In other words…Pay your taxes cause its the law.
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But what amount of taxes
and to be used for what purpose?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
the amount that the law says you're suppose to pay...and for whatever reason..
if we are using Jesus’ words, he asked them to look at a denarius and tell him who was on the coin. Thats why he said give to Caeser what is Caeser. Different times obviously but his words still ring true. Pay your taxes because its the law. Let the person who uses the tax for evil deal with the punishment.
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Right
so when will 100% of the citizenry pay their taxes?
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
wouldn't that be nice if it ever came true...
but i don’t worry about those who dont…I only worry about what I do…and I pay my taxes.
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I thought we weren't gonna do politics?
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by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 29, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
sure…
its what Jesus would want.
Guess not
"Some people have a way with words....some people....not have way." - Steve Martin
Oh well.
Just another reason I’ll be headed to hell.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I thought "sharing" of communism was gov't mandated?
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by thecalicocat on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK OVER THERE.
It’s a not religion/politics.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a Communist, a Socialist...there is a difference, right?
"...because you've got your mind right, and that's the way we like it." Nick Saban
Best thing about the linked video is
“no vomit yet!”
Audemus jura nostra defendere
Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can.
actually im game...i wont be
eating any oatmeal..why? Im so glad you asked. You can find out more by clicking THIS LINK
But I’d be willing to eat some nasty stuff if it means we bring #14 back to T-town.
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by bammer on Aug 25, 2011 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Eat it or wear it, punk.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
FINE!
ill eat some damn oatmeal if it makes you people happy #alreadyeatit #iloveoatmeal
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Uh huh
You eat that microwaveable instant shit, don’t you?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
if i eat oatmeal and thats a big IF
I do reach for the Quaker Oats weight control. High in fiber and low in sugar. Tastes pretty good as well.
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steel cut FTW
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by kleph on Aug 25, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
not gonna lie....thats some good stuff
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hells to the yeah
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Aug 29, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet.
Which game do you want? Kent State, maybe? Start us off right…
Also, as always, rec’d for the shameless self promotion.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 25, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
sure ill take whatever game you want...
actually yes ill choose Kent St. I aint eating something gross and have us lose. Nope not gonna get blamed for that one.
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oh
any my shameless self promotion knows no bounds.
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we know.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
hey
my shameless self promotion was your idea
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That's also true...
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 26, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged for spam.
/thesellingtypeofspamnotcannedspam
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 25, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you might be onto something...
Here’s a suggestion. We can make into a RBR community competition and vote for a winner each week or at the end of the season. Understandably there would have to be some ground rules such as you cannot hurt yourself or someone else. But otherwise it could be interesting to see what people will come up with or do for a win…
"Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeah!" - Macho Man Randy Savage
Too much competition.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 25, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOO
Stuck will do some weird bare-ass shit.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Everyone likes a lil trou dropping
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
so the fapping is just a bonus?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
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by AlabamaJammer on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
WHOA.
You can’t tell me not to hurt myself. If Bammer can take his life in his hands by consuming deadly oats, why should I not be given the same latitude?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 25, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fine. Knock yourself out.
…hey…wait a minute…
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! - B.T.J.
i will Karaoke
“4 dead in ohio” while sober…
that scary/humiliating enough for a Kent st win?
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
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by tempebamafan on Aug 25, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
CNS was a student there...
…when those kids were killed.
What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 25, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Especially after Kent State’s compassion in coming to help Alabama after the tornados hit, let’s lay off the Kent State massacre folks.
"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy
(Formerly SugarBowl93)
by RememberTheRoseBowl on Aug 27, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i wasn't making fun of the shooting
i was threatening to sing neil young, out loud, in public. thats worse quite frankly…
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 27, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
also you do know
the song was written as a tribute and memorial to the victims, right? just checking…
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 27, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
The fact that it's a tribute to the victims
was the whole reason behind my comment. I think we all realize no matter how deep we go with our superstitions that, deep down, we’re just being silly trying to bring the curse of the football gods upon our opponents. It may just be me, but a song written in honor of students who were killed in cold blood might best be left out of our appeasement of the football gods. The reason that song would be sung, out of all the Neil Young songs there are, is precisely because of the tragic connection to the school. That’s just MHO. Not trying to rain on anyone’s parade.
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by RememberTheRoseBowl on Aug 27, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Mildly Hot Onions?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Martians Having Orgasms?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mad House Orderlies?
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 28, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Marginally Hot Okra?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 28, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Many Have Obrogated?
Audemus jura nostra defendere
Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can.
by animalcracker on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
My Hump's Outrageous
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 4:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Mellow Homo Overtones.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Masculine Heathens Ovulating.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Mean Horny Ogres?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mating Horny Ostriches
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Maintaining Hairy Orifices...
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mini Hobbits Overjoyed
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Moaning Hallelujahs Ostensibly
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Meaning Heathens Overate.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mostly Humble Oedipus
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Mythically Headed Overthrow.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
My, How Obsessive.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Musty Holes Offend
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Mediocre Historian, OK?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mainly Heresy Orated
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Must Have Oral
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by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 29, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Me Hate Onions.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Menny Have Onion-breath.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
May Harold Objectify?
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
More Harold Oratory?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mainly He Opines.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Mesozoic Halfwit Oaf.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Meh, History Oscitates.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Moguls heaving orphans
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
My How Odd.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Missing Haint Obituaries
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! - B.T.J.
Munching hairy otters
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Mellowed Hash Only
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Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can.
by animalcracker on Aug 29, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Mr. Holland's Opus?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mr. Holland's Orgy
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Mr. Holland's Overjoyed.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mr. Holland's O-face
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! - B.T.J.
Merle Haggard's Ornery.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Mean, Horny, Old.
AKA worst personal ad ever.
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by SpockJenkins on Aug 30, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
its all good...
fvck Nixons Tin Soldiers right? then we’re all good.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 29, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
he talks very briefly about it in How Good Do You Want To Be.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
by tempebamafan on Aug 27, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
he remembers it vividly. He was one of teh freshmans at the time.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
I'm down...
For GA Southern, I could eat scrambled eggs… WITHOUT SALT!
I know what you’re saying to yourself:
“No, don’t do it!”
“It’s too dangerous!”
“Does your loyalty know no bounds”
“You’re hot!”
Well, I’m willing to do what it takes to appease the relentless gods and secure a victory over the mighty Spotted Owls Pterodactyls Screaming Baby Chickens Eagles of southern Georgia. You’re welcome!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
Does your loyalty know no bounds?
Those poor Eagles…now they have even less of a chance.
No salt. That’s just crazy.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 26, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Too much too soon?
Sorry, I get rabid at this point. Always up for suggestions, ya know, for the team.
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success" - Coach Bryant
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It might be...
…just crazy enough. You’re a mad man.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
In honor of Stuck in the Plains,
I vow to live in Wichita, Kansas for the entirety of the 2011-2012 school year. Going by his opinion, that should be worth national championships in football, gymnastics, and basketball.
yes. it would.
Seriously dude there was a christmas eve mall machine-gunning and no less than three PUBLIC buildings with feces in them.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
If public buildings include government buildings, I’d say they all are full of feces.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 25, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The lone exception
…and his secretary. Those are the only exceptions.
…and Tom. But that’s it.s
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I thought maybe you were Ron Swanson.
Was hoping for mustache trimming tips.
God bless our Dark Lord.
It's like you and I have experienced completely different Wichitas.
I’ve just never seen anything like that.
You mean it gets worse?!
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 25, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
All right.
If/when we’re undefeated going into the LSU game, I’ll do The Brick Lane Curry House Challenge. It’ll be worth it.
Caveat- if LSU has two or more losses, I’ll save it for the SECCG.
"I don't know; we haven't played Alabama yet." -Vince Lombardi
That actually looks pretty good.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
That looks really good.
It’s perfect…crazy, spicy..for when we’re undefeated going into the LSU game. Not only will you guarantee us a victory, you get a free beer for finishing. Win = win.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 26, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
My math may be fuzzy, but fiery shit =/= win according to my computations.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 26, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Your math is fuzzy
Proud member of the Fax Girl fan club.
by billycthulhu on Aug 29, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Your face is fuzzy
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
if i can get cows blood
Ill do a sacrifice to Vulcan patron pagan god of the Ham
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Aug 25, 2011 7:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'll be in S. Korea all football season
so the list of terrible things I can eat is pretty much endless. 3 year old kimchi, fermented tofu, blood soup, unbearably spicy chicken feet, stir fried chicken anus, dog meat soup. name a game, pick the worst item and you guarantee you a victory.
by SixthYearJunior on Aug 26, 2011 2:26 AM CDT reply actions
Stir fry chicken what?
Ick. I’m frightened on your behalf.
Anything old or fermented seems like it would be appropriate for the Penn State game.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 26, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
MAKE YOU STRONG!
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
mmmmm
tequila…
"You have to create 6 seconds of hell each play..."
Coach Nick Saban
by LittleSis on Aug 26, 2011 8:31 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
so queen...
what am i eating for Kent St.? Should we start a new post and have people vote? throw out suggestions? what ya think
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OATMEAL.
It’s gotta be the oatmeal.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
seriously people?
is that enough to appease the football gods?
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Risking your very life? I should hope so.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he can add
…some chicken fried anus to help cut the negative effects of the oatmeal.
Life saved by chicken fried anus. Bet you don’t hear those words everyday.
There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! - B.T.J.
I think so.
Make sure it’s laden with sugar. Given the number of times you warned us all against the dangers of Oatmeal, I’d say it’s just the ticket.
It wouldn’t work for anyone else but you.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
ok. if thats what the queen wants...thats what the queen gets.
Ill create a fanpost on Monday allowing the RBR faithful to pick which sensuous oatmeal product I must ingest on Friday. This should be interesting.
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Cream of Wheat.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Woo hooooo...
…it’s OATMEAL WEEK!!!
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I will invite my inlaws and brother-in-law to dinner
This will obviously result in large quantities if alcohol consumption by me and hilarity for all of you.
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine
I say that Todd ......
must find something disgusting each week to eat AND have a competition with RBR submissions submitted by the faitful. Depending on how vile Todds gastric challenge is – it must be stomach turning- Todd gets to award the RBR submission that must be topped the following week.
IF YOU ARE SCARED, SAY SO AND GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY!!!
I live in Lafayette, LA. so there many stomache churning delights that I AM UP FOR……… RTR
by BigBamaLafayetteLA on Aug 26, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Listen.....
as much as I think the football Gods enjoyed the Todd’s culinary exploits I think we should try to avoid killing our fearless leader…..therefore, I say we make PeteHoliday come out of hiding and eat something weird…..
by p3bhambama on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great.
I nominate you for the Arky game.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Goodness, how did I miss this Queen?
….my sincerest apologies, your highness.
Brass Tacks:
You know my chronicled details; I think wielding a knife, especially as sharp as I keep them, for taking a cacti and removing those awful spines. But that doesn’t mean some fascimilie of the act cannot be performed. Cacti salsa? Cacti jelly? Cacti infused vodka?
…not that I know of any place that has the infused vodka right off, but I’m sure the googles will find it for me [cue Spock].
Now if I wanted to be brave and sacrilegious at the same time I could consume a BBQ pork sandwich from Joe’s BBQ over in Gilbert. God knows if I had my druthers I’d pick up a couple pounds of brisket for the start of the season.
Surely living in the middle of the desert is penance enough for the gods?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg. - TimmyHate of FiveForHowling to a troll after it was alleged Coyote fans do not know how to ice skate.
Cactus Vodka, for sure.
We’d also accept Cactus Jelly, but I don’t think you’re ready for it.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hey man...
if thats what you want to eat…..more power to you.
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What if I really like duck vaginas?
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Then you must be in Oregon
or from Lee County.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
If I were an Oregon fan, I'd eat Beaver vaginas.
Which just sounds redundant.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
It's like a Twatology.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
by J Tadpole on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Twatception
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Welcome Back, Twatter.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Twat Fiction.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Oooh... The twat thickens...
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Quentin Twatentino.
RBR's King of Hip-Hop...
by SpockJenkins on Aug 29, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
And John Twatolta?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Cat on a Twat Tin Roof
Audemus jura nostra defendere
Every day we make it, we'll make it the best we can.
by animalcracker on Aug 29, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You want to cover Bamapocalypse?
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Excellent.
Bring us a win, though, love…there’ll be way too many of us at that game for any other alternative.
by Queen of the Universe on Aug 29, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It is Vandy.
I don’t think we will be worried about a victory.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Look, everybody!
I found the official TWSS/fart & dick joke thread!
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 AM CDT reply actions
Gotta love some Ari.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Go Try Fried Okra?
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Give Time For Others?
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg. - TimmyHate of FiveForHowling to a troll after it was alleged Coyote fans do not know how to ice skate.
by AlabamaJammer on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
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