Well...not exactly...but we haven't played a game yet, and a couple of coaches are already inching up the charts.
As we have explained before, the BryantDrive fahrometer is simple. We will judge how close each SEC coach is to getting run out of town by a gang of pitchfork wielding, Beast Ice swilling ne'erdowells, and we'll be making fun of most of them while we do so.
The ratings are simple. 1/2 a can of Beast Ice, and you can building that new house on Lake Tuscaloosa. 4 cans, Houston....and you'd best be getting more transfers than you know what to do with. 5 cans...well, ask Mike Shula what happens when you get 5 cans.
This will be a weekly feature, and the Fahrometer is nothing if not dynamic. And yes, it will be the perfect vehicle with which to taunt your UGA friends very, very soon.