So, my friendly Xbox robot auto-assigns random player names when I begin my initial dynasty. The process, we are led to believe, is random.
For instance: Marquis Maze? Robot says your randomly generated new name is... GEORGE WALLACE.
Real cool, Xbox. Real cool. Can't wait to see what else your lil' robot brain comes up with! "And starting at running back, an explosive senior from Pensacola with Heisman hopes, #3, Theophilus Eugene "Bull" Connor! Go get 'em, T.C.!"