Bammer's Sacrifice To The Football Gods
So here's the back story. If you haven't done so yet, go read Queen of the Universe's post entitled "Seriously People" where she pleads with the RBR faithful to step up to the plate and take one for the team to gain favor with the football gods. I graciously accepted the challenge of taking on Kent St. Though this weekend is pretty much a guaranteed win there is still plenty to ask favor for.
#1 Injuries. We don't need them. We don't want them.
#2 QB battle- Lets hope after this game we have a strong #1 and this battle doesn't stretch too far into the regular season.
#3 Injuries. See #1 and double the plea for favor in this area.
Now, I offered to eat just about anything but it was pretty clear what would be asked of me...
Bammer, of course, will have to eat oatmeal.
Some of you may ask, "Why oatmeal bammer? How is that a sacrifice?" Well by now you may know that I have a fitness website called DIY Fitness and I also lost a bunch of weight avoiding such foods like Oatmeal. Add to the mix that a while back I wrote an article describing the dangers of eating too much oatmeal. I posted a link a bunch of times via Twitter and from there things kinda jumped up a notch..I mean it really escalated quickly..
So this is a double sacrfice. It goes against my belief that carbs early in the morning are a bad idea for those trying to lose weight and it furthers the notion that I indeed hate oatmeal and it causes cancer of the face. (not really of course). To make this even more of a sacrifice, I chose to eat a double serving and added absolutely no flavor i.e. sugar, cinnimon, honey. Just plain...nasty...oatmeal..
So hopefully this sacrifice will be good enough to gain favor with the football gods and get us through this warm up game with a dominating win, no injuries and an obvious #1 QB....ROLL TIDE!
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lordy bammer
did you actually COOK the oatmeal? perhaps you haven’t had properly prepared quaker oats and THAT’S why you hate it…
great job though and you dah-ling, you look MAH-VELOUS!
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followed the directions...i think i added too much milk...it was pretty nasty
and thanks! I always like to hear that….especially from the ladies
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No kidding dude...
try heating that stuff up a little next time…was that oatmeal or coffee creamer and cinnamon crunch. No wonder you hate it…that looks nasty…and unlike any oatmeal I ever had. You must have grown up in Oregon…they don’t know how to cook shit right up there.
it was good ole quaker oats..
1/2 cup of oats to 1 cup milk or water…I doubled it. Now i did use the microwave instead of stove top due to time. Thats probably why it looks like that. I also used milk instead of water….I really didn’t care about the taste cause it added to the sacrifice part..
And im actually quite the cook btw.
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yes...my post was actually dealing
strictly with the idea that if a person eat too many carbs in a day, the excess will turn into stored energy (fat) and will actually cause weight gain. Oatmeal is great for people who need to eat foods that are high on the glycemic index. Again, my point was to point out that you shouldn’t eat too much in one day, not that you shouldn’t eat it all.
And yes…Oatmeal causes FACE aids as well
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A big old dollup of butter and a scoup of brown sugar
and that oatmeal starts to taste decent.
Oh, but its about sacrificing for the team. Nevermind.
Proud mini-Saban.
by Tidee Whitee on Sep 2, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
i know you're kidding so bare with me but i have to step up on my soap box for a minute
A big old dollup of butter and a scoup of brown sugar and that oatmeal starts to taste decent.
This is exactly the reason i wrote the post. Most people dont eat just plain oats like I did. Most people add a bunch of crap to it negating the nutritional benefits of oatmeal.
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That's a bit forward of you.
so bare with me
You should at least ask him out to dinner or something first.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Sep 2, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
do i have to pay for dinner? cause im on a budget..
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Well
I buy steel cut oatmeal. Toss in a tad and when i said tad I mean TAD ( like all of ten individual flakes of salt lol ) plus a little bit of pepper.
I undercook it a little bit so it takes longer to breakdown ( so I stay fuller longer )
Oatmeal is good crap man
rtr
by lastmilefire on Sep 4, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Perfect Daily Diet
Hey Bammer, if you could only eat the same three meals every day, what would you eat?
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nice question...never been asked that..
breakfast- three egg omelet (2 with yolk, 1 egg white), with mushrooms, green peppers, spinach and two links turkey sausage…throw in a little shredded cheese.
Lunch- Whole wheat pasta with a homemade marinara sauce, turkey Italian sausage and loaded with veggies (zucchini, squash, broccoli etc)
Dinner- Turkey burger with more veggies and a sweet potato. (sometimes Ill just eat a turkey burger, no bun, with broccoli or green beans)
I actually eat 6 small meals a day…So I would eat two more egg whites for snack #1. For #2 I would grab a high fiber tortilla. Mission makes a great tortilla with 26 grams of fiber, 200 calories and a good bit of protein. Combine that with my lunch and i get about 40 grams of fiber a day. #3 would be a late night snack of almonds or grapes.
Ive pretty much eaten this exact diet for 2 years now and lost 105 lbs and gained about a ton of muscle.
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Interesting.
It all sounds very good. I’ve lost 25 pounds since last November, and some say I didn’t need to lose the weight. At that time, I was 205, and I’m 6’2". All I did was eat better.
My metabolism still works wonders at 33 years of age, but all I seemed to eat was a lot of fried food, pizza, sandwiches, soft drinks and beer. Felt bad all of the time.
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yeah my metabolism is
genetically slow. I cant change that but I can speed it up. If i quit working out and ate like i use to it wouldn’t take long to gain the weight back. It sucks but I can’t change my genetic makeup.
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Looks good. Lots o turkey. No red meat?
Personally, I havent eaten red meat since 1989.
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by Tidee Whitee on Sep 2, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i eat red meat but very
sparingly. Its not cause I dont like it. I LOVE STEAK. It just has a higher fat level and i try to keep that some what low. Also, when i started eating turkey burgers I lost a bunch of weight really fast so its kind of a psychological thing.
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I am trying to eat better
but admittedly could do a better job of it. Just getting into cooking in the past few years has definitely helped. Of course you can still cook plenty of stuff that’s bad for you, but just about EVERYTHING I ate from restaurants or prepackaged was bad for me. I’ve tried reducing my meat intake, particularly red meat, but I like it too much to completely give it up. I have definitely increased my appreciation for just about all vegetables since learning how to cook properly.
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it was a learning process for me...
I have always loved to cook and I had to completely rethink the ingrediants I used. Trust me a lot of trial and error went into it.
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I eat oatmeal almost every day
Breakfast usually consists of 3/4 cup of dry Quaker oatmeal (the quick kind), 1 1/2 cups of water (microwaved for 2 minutes), one banana chopped up into the oatmeal. That with a few almonds on the side, about 32 ounces of Fruit Punch G2, and a Flintstones vitamin (yeah, I know), and I feel great every day.
So Bammer, am I eating too much oatmeal? It’s helped me lose a ton of weight (well, pretty much ANYTHING that replace a breakfast consisting of 2 bacon,egg, and cheese biscuits from Hardee’s, hash rounds, and OJ will do that). Just curious cause I’m certainly not a nutritional expert.
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Correction
About 16 ounces of Fruit Punch G2 (40 calories total).
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
So Bammer, am I eating too much oatmeal? It’s helped me lose a ton of weight (well, pretty much ANYTHING that replace a breakfast consisting of 2 bacon,egg, and cheese biscuits from Hardee’s, hash rounds, and OJ will do that). Just curious cause I’m certainly not a nutritional expert
Right now you are on the right track. I have no idea how much weight you are trying to lose but in the early goings eating healthier will lead to weight loss. Like you said, anything is better than eating bacon, grits, toast etc for breakfast. But eventually you’ll have to change your habits to ensure you are burning fat and not muscle.
I suggest this when it comes eating carbs. Depending on your workout level, shoot for anywhere from 35-70 carbs a day. I actually wrote a post the other day on Carbs. Go check that out as it may explain it a little better..
Since ive lost so much weight and am now trying to build muscle I eat more carbs than I use to. The body will use the carbs as energy and I need that to sustain a high level of energy during my work outs.
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Sounds good
Thanks!
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Dude, I C-A-N-N-O-T stop laughing!
Hell bammer! You didn’t even wanna wrap your lips around that crap, did ’ya?
Seriously, bro- I am literal tears. Oatmeal? You must hate the shit outta that stuff, you DID NOT look happy whatsoever.
lol...no i wasn't happy...i had just come back from a run
and was in no way in the mood for eating oatmeal. It didn’t taste good at all…i may never eat it again :)
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As a kid, when we first got to America. . .
. . . we were kinda on the poor side. It was rough. My mama had us eating oatmeal or cream of wheat. . . .WITH POWDERED MILK now- no cinnamon. What I HAD to do was ixnay the milk and pour the oatmeal (with gobs and gobs of brown sugar) on buttered toast! It sounds weird, I know: talk about a concoction of “Colon Blow”? I realize this. But. . . . it was the only way to “stomach” (yes, i just used it as a pun) oatmeal for me- on toast!
You ever eat Special K with powdered milk? Don’t, EVER! That’s like evil-child-endangerment kind of parenting. What about miracle-whip and iceberg lettuce sandwiches? I used to love those!! Yessir!
by BixBeiderbecke on Sep 2, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
ok man...Miracle whip iceberg letttuce sandwiches.....
thats HILARIOUS! We use to eat toast with turkey slices and gravy on top…not quite the colon blow you speak of but sad none the less..
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How did we miss this? Bulot would be a pefect food for the gawds.
Its a partially matured baby duck fetus, with a little beak and wings and shit, that is ferminted for several weeks at room temperature. Umm…
http://www.advice.co.jp/balot/balot/images/balot4.jpg
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hey i think we need someone for next week....
so like…its all yours.
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That's beyond f'd up.
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by Slice of Life on Sep 2, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i've tried the bulot and it is as bad as it sounds
the bones give a crunch and the feathers add a tickle going down
you mean talk? I dont know...kinda have to.
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dammit you figured it out...
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actually...i just took a ton of pictures and these are two
i was “cool” with being put on the internetz….didn’t notice i was making the same expression.
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oh my god this is golden.
You deserve all the recs. All of them.
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by HoundstoothHeart on Sep 2, 2011 2:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I rec'd it...
I lol’d, I cried…but mainly I was pleased with the SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION!!!
Inanity @gothlaw
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by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 2, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
it was a little more subtle this time
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i believe you need to THANK your queen
for giving you the platform to expand your readership. and then 10% of your (future) proceeds in perpetuity
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Coach Nick Saban
as soon as
i start making money i will lol
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Well DONE, my brother.
The football gods will certainly be pleased at this sacrifice. As much s**t as you’ve been given over that oatmeal post, it just had to be. Way to set us up for a hell of a season.
Awesome, just awesome.
by Queen of the Universe on Sep 2, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions

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