Big win over Arkansas, so another Nickelback song to suffer through. This week's selection returns to the "CHAD KROEGER HAVING SEX BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFF" genre, so just don't even listen to it. Seriously, I'll take this bullet for y'all, no one else needs to suffer.

Do yourselves a favor and don't look up the lyrics. The mental images will harm you.

Now to something a little more pleasant...

You're welcome.

Chime in with embarrassing admissions, horrible food, or whatever is you've got that will bring us some good luck from the Football Gods this weekend. As important as this game is, I expect y'all to embarrass yourselves like champions. Roll Tide.