ed.- ok folks, it's fairly obvious y'all want your weekly meltdown time and we'll likely get poisoned if we don't provide it. so here's the deal; ots doesn't have time to troll through blogs and message boards for material anymore. he's got a life to live and should be thanked for his years of service and laughs, not whined at cause boo hoo daddy doesn't love us anymore and probably never did. so how are we going to make this work? easy. y'all are going to have to do some digging yourselves. i've set up an e-mail at email@example.com for y'all to send in meltdowns from blogs and/or message boards, and i'll happily sort through the best and even give y'all shout outs for the work if you want one. easy enough? easy enough. so go ahead and start signing up for rivals or reddit or whatever you young people are doing these days and start digging.
Not really a surprise that OTS would tire of doing the weekly Meltdowns. It’s a lot of work, and while it’s brought us all a lot of comedy gold, I am sure that at some point it became somewhat of a burden. With that in mind, he gets a thanks from me for several years of solid comedy. Not sure I can do this every week, but I will try to fill in with these as I can. I don’t know all the sites for each team, so for now I will mainly stick to sbnation sites to try to find some gems. A lot of things went chalk this week, so I also included some teams that were in tight games that didn’t figure to be. As always, this is in no way safe for work.
First up Michigan: A polite bunch on the SBnation site, they didn’t give us much to work with.
Right now this is what it looks like when Bama play Kentucky.
holy shit ... we forced a punt
Anybody else ready for Robinson to graduate?
Iowa – Beat Northern Illinois by 1 in unimpressive fashion. It would appear that their fan base doesn’t care for their QB, O-line, Defense, Soldier Field, and well actually, they don’t like any of it.
What do you shoot when you're out of feet? Because we’re out of feet, but not done shooting ourselves
Might as well get drunk and fucking belligerent.
JUST FUCKING LEAVE VANDY I AM DONE WITH YOU
DAMMIT VANDENBERG LEARN TO READ THE FUCKING BLITZ
Throw the ball away you fucking moron!
Does this blocking smell like herpes?
For fuck's sake block a punt or something
Jesus Fucking Christ. We are a shit show.
National title hopes still alive!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I need to vomit.
FUCK playing at Soldier Field….EVER AGAIN… This place brings out the shit in Iowa…
Excuse me, I need to chew and swallow 325 mg of aspirin.
Wisconsin - struggled with Northern Iowa.
If there's a three and out here I'm going to punch a baby.
Where's the vodka
i going to need a second bottle
Oline needs to find their balls
Oklahoma – struggled with UTEP
Is Mangino still available?
get ready for another pacific life holiday bowl yay!!!
I may have to take up smoking to keep me calm
I'd give a kidney for Chris Peterson
I'm pissing my pants about what the Texas defense could do to our offense they would crush us.
Michigan played better against bama than we would
Maryland – the Edsell train keeps on rolling down the tracks, as they beat super power William and Mary 7-6.
When is basketball season?
This is loose butthole.
Why is rockin randy wearing a Kim Jong IL reject shirt?
FUCKING RUNNING 2 MUCH WIT A SHITTY O-LINE!!!!
13 more wins for a national championship!
Penn St. – At first I was going to cut them a break, then I read some of the comments.
RUN THE FUCKING BALL MCGLOIN
Time to do something ted fucking roof.
The way the refs are caling this game makes me feel like I’m watching a boxing match promoted by Don King
When we lose I’m slitting my throat.
Wow a holding call on Ohio clearly that official supports child molesters
Ah...there we go the refs are showing adequate outrage against child abuse
I'm a little bit bothered by the fact that Ted Roof is getting outcoached by an FCS OC
Why is Graham Spanier coaching our defense?
Game set match fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's going to be a long decade.
We shouldve taken the death penalty.
All you assholes you said "it's too early to call the game" Can suck my dick. Peace out. See you in 10 years.
And I bet somewhere that dickhead Silas is laughung at us.
You guys. This loss helps the victims
At least we wont notice the bowl ban.
Auburn – ok so you are a new blog and all, so if I were nice you would get a pass. Well, I’m not, and you are Auburn, but unfortunately for me, your open thread was empty, so there is that.
Update, a few good ones from Michigan afterall at mgoblog.com
Eff. The worst part so far, is Herby and Musburger. It's amazing they're not stuttering with Bama c*#$ shoved so deep in their mouth.
I think I'm going to bed. Alone with my tears.
I didn't buy enough whiskey for this
Toussant was very wise to drink and drive over the summer. He did not want to end his career in texas.
To bad, I'm way past drunk. I had to start mixing this German beer and whiskey together for this one.
Watching the game ?? Every play I see deep penetration (that would be an awesome porno name)Its the LB's fault
God, you'd think the refs Would be giving us some mercy calls rather than screwing us at this point.
I just had a pants moment.
I want my mommy
I literally threw my remote through my tv. Fuck. Fuck this shit. Fuck bama. Fuck the SEC. Fuck Saban. This game was paid off.
Yeldon would do well to file a restraining order against Mussberger before things get indecent.
And fcuk Herbie for saying our D is ready to "tap out."
These refs can go back to taking it in the ass from Texas and oklahoma