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LSU's Will Blackwell: "This was worst officiated game of my career. Where were these guys (officials) from?"

CBS Sports: Brett McMurphy

A little whine to help cure your celebratory hangover, boys. And you're right, Will, these officials were so incredibly terrible they completely missed your cowardly cheapshot trying to break an opposing star's hand after you got owned for four quarters in the biggest game of your life.

Exit question for all to consider: With a player who cried this much about officiating after getting thoroughly whipped and who is obviously so fond of blatant cheapshots, how did Auburn ever miss on this kid?

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Ima rec any comment that remotely resembles this one...

…for too much truth….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

At least they ain't some snitches.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 10, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a rat person...

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 10, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

No,

but Oklahoma St. was robbed!

"The same things win today that have always won, and they will win years from now. The only difference is the losers have a whole new bunch of excuses why they don’t win or can’t win."-Bear Bryant

(12-4)+2=12 hoping for a +1

Robot Chicken Star Wars should be canon.

by the thin red line on Jan 11, 2012 3:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Forget the question!

This is some is some funny stuff!!! Thank you OTS for posting this. This post, Cowboy Ride for Free, the butthurt all around and everybody in denial is making this one of the best FULL day’s of my life.

#start-reading-your-harry-potter-books

I LOVE THE ASTROS. Now lets win something!

by ccislanders on Jan 10, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

enjoy my rec.

I LOVE THE ASTROS. Now lets win something!

by ccislanders on Jan 10, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

One more rec here...

…and you’ll have 14….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions  

wish

I could rec twice.lol.

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

by gibbygoat on Jan 10, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Plus one for unnecessary toughness by the D

"We knew we had to turn it up or we would get beat. We ripped the knob off. We turned it up so much we broke the knob." - Roy Upchurch after beating Florida in the 2009 SEC Championship Game

by bearbryantwonit on Jan 11, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

what a little P******head.

"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman

by adeleswims on Jan 10, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

not that it would really change anything

but there were two times i could have seen the officials throw personal foul penalties out there.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 10, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

The only thing I think the

refs blew was that our guys were hit out of bounds a few times with no call.

But for LSUplayers to actually complain to the media about the refs is typical for a team that is not under control. Even if refs were bad I can not see Saban letting any Bama player say this. You know you are going to play football again one day. Nothing they say bad about the refs can change the score but it could come back on them.

If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.

by 5026 on Jan 10, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Oh and great Voodoo prediction 50

If you were here I’d rEc it

/nohomo

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN

by Tokeisch on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

..what about the Vag grabbing Maze by the face mask

And slinging him out of bounds. The ref wasnt even looking at the play, he was just focused on the out of bounds location.

Come on and make a gif somebody.

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN

by Tokeisch on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I want a gif of Jesse Williams in his war paint with his tongue out~!

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and the Tide followed after him

by Tikka on Jan 10, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know how to make 'em, but my brother does.

I’ll get him to do one later if he ever comes home…..

I LOVE THE ASTROS. Now lets win something!

by ccislanders on Jan 10, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

This is what Maze needed to do to him...

I LOVE THE ASTROS. Now lets win something!

by ccislanders on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

best gif ever?

I think so.

"I’d much rather go out to dinner with a communist than an Auburn man." - 5026

by The Good Doc on Jan 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

And an animated "POW" pop up

"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN

by Tokeisch on Jan 11, 2012 8:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Would someone please photoshop the correct head on that kicker... like #90?

9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.

"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean

by TiderUpNorth on Jan 11, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

You really need a new screen name.

Bad.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 10, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

If a screen name has eagles, tigers, or dogs in it, it must be changed.

"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy

(Formerly SugarBowl93)

by RememberTheRoseBowl on Jan 11, 2012 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

Especially adding those first two letters.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

That's true.

Add an apostrophe between the “u” and the “s” and it sounds totally like a barner name. No offense AE – and you being a Philadelphia fan, I know where the name came from – but please look for something that’ll work on both blogs!

"Let's go be champions, boys!" - Greg McElroy

(Formerly SugarBowl93)

by RememberTheRoseBowl on Jan 11, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem.

It’s was a spur of the moment name a few years ago. The Aus part is actually Australia where I currently reside.

Your right I’ll create something new that works on here.

by AusEagle on Jan 11, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, it's actually your right...

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I found Blackwell a poster that can help:

I will put an asterisk next to an Alabama Crimson Tide "fake national title" the second one is given. That day has not and will never come. But to be fair, I'll give you 1941 if you give me 1945 and the Missing Ring of 1966.

by NewAnachronism on Jan 11, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Winners win...

…and losers blame the refs. Oldest story in the book. Taken to an art form by Barners and Tennessee fans. They’ve never actually lost a game…there are the games they won, and the games the refs stole from them. Pitifully sad, if you ask me. If Blackwell watched the same game I did, he’d know that a) the refs missed a few calls going both ways, so it evens out in the wash and b) when you lose by a point, that’s one thing, but when you get your ass kicked by 21 points, whining about the refs makes you sound like a petulant little bitch with the credibility of a five year old.

by 13 Rings on Jan 10, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

You really need a new screen name.

Bad.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Jan 10, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Not from ATVS.

There was very little meltdown at all. Seriously, it’s like they knew they were gonna lose from the start. One guy actually posted, “well, this is over. I’m gonna make some cereal and play xbox”. No face aids, homophobic slurs, Saban short jokes, or swinging cacti to be found.

Shake it, Bake it, and he makes it! Touchdown!

by rolltidefromaz on Jan 10, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

i was impressed by the sportsmanship. Heck, I may like them more now….

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

by gibbygoat on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

ATVS is a good sight.

They’re analyzing and assessing the loss as about as rationally as possible. Obviously there are emotions, but nothing of meltdown material, it seems.

"The same things win today that have always won, and they will win years from now. The only difference is the losers have a whole new bunch of excuses why they don’t win or can’t win."-Bear Bryant

(12-4)+2=12 hoping for a +1

Robot Chicken Star Wars should be canon.

by the thin red line on Jan 11, 2012 1:23 AM CST up reply actions  

ATVS is the only LSU blog I can read

95% of the contributors and commentariat there are good, rational guys. Sure they have different allegiances, but they aren’t blind dumb retarded about it, and they stay respectful for the most part.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Something that has stuck with me...

Was OTS’s commentary yesterday about the hangover for the team that loses this game. I realize that LSU is going to be fairly stacked next year, but the way they lost, the circus with Bobby Hebert afterwards (indicative of what the whole fanbase was probably feeling), this is gonna be one LONG offseason…

by TidalTown on Jan 10, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

I was just rereading some of the pre-game quotes

Miles was asked about the NFL and he dodged the question, said he’d come out fighting in the game. Could be very long offseason.

by MDB Tide Roll on Jan 10, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

One year from today...

…THE REMATCH II….

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2012 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Well we play them in BR next year

but I think, depending on Wilson, Arky might be our toughest test next year.

I can’t go with LSU as preseason #1 when they have no qb with experience. I understand we just won it all with a 1st year qb, and that is twice we have done that, but LSU has not developed qb’s like Bama.

If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.

by 5026 on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

McBetterBerger has experience

just not in SEC play. I think he’ll do OK. Their offense is designed a lot like ours in that it doesn’t require a stud quarterback (although I’m excited to see how AJ develops over the next two years).

They have a lot of talent returning. I think NEXT year is the year Les Miles will prove himself. Player attitude this off season, and the ability to control the discipline of the team (it has gotten worse and worse every season since he’s been at LSU) will have more of an impact on LSU next year than their roster.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Richt mark two?

Pun unintentional, but intended.

I will put an asterisk next to an Alabama Crimson Tide "fake national title" the second one is given. That day has not and will never come. But to be fair, I'll give you 1941 if you give me 1945 and the Missing Ring of 1966.

by NewAnachronism on Jan 11, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

An excellent point, GC.

I’m not castigating any fellow Bammers in particular, but to hear it from some of you, anyone unfamiliar with LSU’s horseshit antics under Miles’s watch would think that he runs a classy program. His 2011 team was rife with thuggery and Miles went out of his way to hand the reigns of the team over to a fuck-wit who was a plea-deal-away from being the felon he most certainly is. Mind you (any bayou goers out there), I’m not talking shit, but Matheiu’s closeline of Kirkpatrick in the regular season game and that fat ass’ hand step of Barron isn’t the best indication of a coaching staff in control.

Miles needs to instill some control in that program for 2012, unless he plans on Matheiu turning every one of their games around with a timely kick return for a TD…

…or is Miles even capable of this in light of the devolving discipline levels since his arrival?

9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.

"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean

by TiderUpNorth on Jan 11, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

And I would say that a lot will depend on whether Mettenberger can stay out of trouble, but we’ve seen that off-the-field incidents don’t pose much of a threat to eligibility there in some cases.

by TiderInTN on Jan 11, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I dunno, that sounds pretty homerish, 50.

But it’s not the craziest thing you’ve ever posted. ;)

God bless our Dark Lord.

by CarrotTop4 on Jan 11, 2012 8:57 AM CST up reply actions  

We play them in BR next year.

And they come off of a week off, but we come off of 3 consecutive games with 2 on the road.

Dave Robertson is growing up to be the new Mariano Rivera. My two universes of fandom can finally unite!

by SoGladILeftTheACC on Jan 11, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

the circus with Bobby Hebert afterwards

I was at the game, so I didn’t see the broadcast. What did I miss?

God bless our Dark Lord.

by CarrotTop4 on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Bobby basically asked Les very pointedly

why the hell Lee never got in the game. Said all the fans were wondering this. He came across very, very blunt.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh.

I read some about all of that (but not Hebert’s comments) in the N.O. Times Picayune yesterday. Lee sounded pretty upset, and they said the LSU fans were booing, though I couldn’t hear that from where I was. Sounded like an ugly scene for Les, but then again they’ve had worse things happen to their team before all season.

God bless our Dark Lord.

by CarrotTop4 on Jan 11, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

"Circus" is definitely an overstatement.

More like an awkward moment to start the post-game presser.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Some T-ball parents never grow up

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Except he was a whiny little bitch about it.

He went full Craig James on him. For what it’s worth, he was right to keep “Pick Six” Lee out. In four games against Bama, he threw for 1 TD and 7 INTs. The only thing that would have been accomplished by putting him in is more points on the scoreboard for Bama. On second thought, they should have put him in.

I will put an asterisk next to an Alabama Crimson Tide "fake national title" the second one is given. That day has not and will never come. But to be fair, I'll give you 1941 if you give me 1945 and the Missing Ring of 1966.

by NewAnachronism on Jan 11, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

See?

That shit never works.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Speaking of hangovers after gettting thumped in the Nat Champ game

See Texas. They have still not even remotely recovered from their loss in 09 and they even fired their entire coaching staff other than Mack.
One more example would be Florida after losing the SEC Champ game in 09. Talk about being processed or Sabanized or whatever you want to call it but those were 2 premier programs that completely lost their shit after getting dominated thoroughly in all aspects by a better coached, more physical, more disciplined and all in all hungrier team in Bama. I love it and I don’t see it ending with these two victims!
These past two National Championship teams are giving an entirely new meaning to the lyrics in Rammer Jammer, “We just beat the hell out of you!”

by sixfoot7 on Jan 11, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't explain Texas

but Urban and UF knew they had a “rebuilding” year the next year. It was all or nothing with Tebow’s last year, and it turned out to be nothing.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

please tell me

there will be a special edition meltdown thread!

by RJYH on Jan 10, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Is there a site online to replay the game

For my $70 a month to *&%# mediacom a month, we get no espnu or basically any decent channels.

"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was
hell."
- Harry S Truman

by adeleswims on Jan 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

ESPN3

has it on their replay section..

by tyslothrop on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

You can buy the DVD at rolltide.com

For the low low price of just $24.95!

Fourteen and counting

by CB969 on Jan 11, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Not sure about an LSU meltdown piece.

We usually (not always) skip meltdowns for the teams we beat. Instead, perhaps we could all nominate and vote for a “Meltdown Comment of the Year” award. I’ll go first, from Okie lite:

The line for Mr. Herbstreit’s dick starts over here. Alabama, Oregon, Stanford will all have a turn…. HEY! YOU STAY BACK BOISE STATE! You too OU!

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Thank you for your special brand of venom, OTS!

I’ve been waiting all day.

"All I wanna do is drive around in my truck and drink Jack Daniels... and they just don't understand."- Kenny Stabler

by UtahBammer on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

". . .how did Auburn ever miss on this kid" ????

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that’s some funny-ass shit right there OTS.

I think Auburn ran outta money when it came to this punkass punk. sCam took almost a quarter-mil from them m-fers, ’member?

All’s I know is that defense looked tired towards the end. Crowd was practically out of it, and ol’ Honey Badger was humpin’ someone’s leg out there. He was gettin’ played too. Honey Badger’s “all first quarter”, someone said last night. But, . . . .we was drankin’ so. . . .I forgot who said it. Could’ve been me, for all I know.

Sounded good.

What day is it anyway? I just got in.

by BixBeiderbecke on Jan 10, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

Me, too...

…glad to see you made it home safely.

BTW, Honey Badger was clearly hibernating yesterday.

Roll Tide, Bix.

"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban

by NiceLittleSaturday on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Honey Badger is 75% hype and poor tackling.

I was more afraid of MC.

By the way, I predict HB’s 2012 season will be a let down from this year. He will not make it back to NYC. Hope he enjoyed his 15 minutes of fame because he is not a good pass defender.

If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.

by 5026 on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I've argued with LSU fans all year

that Claiborne and Reid are the players they need to be touting. Those two are the ones that play solid coverage football that allow HB to run around undisciplined trying to be the hero. If it weren’t for his cute meme nickname, and LSU fans need to lock on to some stupid catch phrase, the HB would be an average player getting an average amount of media coverage. I’m glad Bama lit him up and had him sitting on the sidelines looking dejected.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Everywhere you looked in New Orleans this weekend there was some HB crap.

They all had HB t-shirts and the bands were singing songs about him. It was really sickening. I don’t know how you can stand to live around that, GC. I didn’t know it would be that bad until I got there.

God bless our Dark Lord.

by CarrotTop4 on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Honey Badger don't care.

He craps where he wants.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 11, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA and he's not making any money off it

(that we know of)
By the time he declared for the NFL, he will be yesterday’s news and nobody will care about HB T-shirts, etc.

Fourteen and counting

by CB969 on Jan 11, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

At some point you just learn to ignore it

Like when you try to explain to them that bait is used to catch and kill something. So yelling “TIGUH BAIT!” at opposing teams just means the opposing team is being used as bait to kill the Tigers and in theory both end up dead at the end of the day. You try to explain this to them and their response is a puzzled look for a few seconds and then “TTTTIIIIIIII GGGGUUUUHHHH BAIT!”

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha!!

So true.

"The expectation level at the University of Alabama is high and it should be..What's wrong with people expecting excellence?" ...Coach Gene Stallings

by TideNTrue on Jan 11, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I barely MADE IT HOME safely. . . . . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife was about to go Dareus on the rental-car rep. We were on time to make our flight until we hit the “express return” line at Budget. Those Nawlin-peeps were freaking dragging their asses. Didn’t help that we decorated our rental in full-on ’Bama regalia. (we had a hugeass “A” sticker installed and removed on the side windows- but. . . . .you could still see the outlines on the return day. shit, that kinda held us back the most. try ’splainin THAT to sadsack-m-fers!!!!)

This is how it’s done, "What do you mean, ’What’s with that “A”?’ It stands for ‘winning’. It stands for ‘tradition’. It stands for ‘champions’. And it’s short for A-L-A-B-A-M-A." And then the meauxron says, “Don’t trip, you won’t be #1 in pre-season. Be cool, don’t let me help you miss your flight” (the dick said THAT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? they some sore losers them LSU-fans). I said, "Right now Tiger, you WISH you were me. I’m a micro-climate of cool. Matches my “micro-fiber championship shirt”. You saw that, right? (pointing to with both fingers to my chest).

To his word, he checked the fuck outta my rental car and my wife and I almost missed our flight. Boy she tore into SOMEONE? at American Airlines- we almost couldn’t board.

I couldn’t believe the electricity inside that stadium. Much different than the Rose Bowl. I almost had 5 heart attacks through tears, laughter, and singin’ along with the Million Dollar badasses! Yea Alabama, good ol’ Shelley’s leg be hurtin’. And Trent, on his TD had some upgraded moves and a fucking 7th gear, yo! Drown ‘em, Tide. Freaking Tigers are some straight party cats. They aren’t as nice as Longhorn fans after being dominated. They’re hella more clever though. My wife ain’t nothing but a Tide fan now. She can now simply give a flying fuck for Trojans. (and. . . . .she lives here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

We’re gonna meet up with some of my friends/business partners tonight. I’m screwed, they’re practically ALL USC alums. Sigh. (. . . . with a bigass grin on my face though)

by BixBeiderbecke on Jan 12, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Roll Tide, Nice Li'l!

I didn’t wanna forget, and I almost did.

Roll Tide indeed!

by BixBeiderbecke on Jan 12, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Honey badger don't move. Honey badger don't get jack shit.

I swear, when the announcer said “Honey badger don’t care,” I liked to have shit myself laughing.

I will put an asterisk next to an Alabama Crimson Tide "fake national title" the second one is given. That day has not and will never come. But to be fair, I'll give you 1941 if you give me 1945 and the Missing Ring of 1966.

by NewAnachronism on Jan 11, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

we exploited his weaknesses well, but he was always in position.....

I don’t know if I would go that far. It is obvious that we were exploiting his main weakness, his height. All throws his way were high and to the outside where he had no way of getting it or stripping it. Credit AJ for placing the ball exactly in the right spot, he was well prepared and very sharp. As far as his tackling goes, he is always attempting to go after the ball and create turnovers and that kind of aggressiveness can make you miss tackles. One of the most impressive things about that games was the fact that we had zero turnovers (outside of a blocked field goal) and only one scare from a tipped pass.

by SI Reasoning on Jan 11, 2012 2:25 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Wonder who stood in for HB on the Scout team so AJ could practice those throws?

Thinking maybe Saban, because none of our current DBs have HB’s “length” :)

by BamaBR549 on Jan 11, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

sigh, stfu Blackwell. You got your butt whipped, it happens. Move on.

Reporter: What would you say a Greg Studrawa offense is like? Stud:

"Attack and be very physical…fly around…attacking, come after you and come after you and come after you…." Me: I love this answer.

GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!

by mjtig on Jan 11, 2012 3:04 AM CST reply actions  

You're a good man, mjtig...

I don’t care what everyone else says about you. You’re ok with me.

Fourteen.

by Darth Saban on Jan 11, 2012 4:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Indeed.

"There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on--- Bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season."

by Aaron.50cal on Jan 11, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I also noticed when I watched it again yesterday

that one of our players tried to help Jordan Jefferson up at then end of a play—one of the many where he was laying at the bottom of a pile. He kept his hand down there for a bit until he figured out that Jordan wasn’t going to accept his help and then pulled his hand away. I showed my 10 year old son, to which he says, “Why does everyone hate us when our players are so nice.” Jealousy. PURE jealousy.

by domesticgoddess on Jan 11, 2012 5:55 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Saw that, too

And told my dauhter: “Sportsmanship isn’t dead; it just isn’t being taught or understood as well.”

On another play, I belies it was Upshaw who simply picked him up by the shoulder pads.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.

by StablerRaider on Jan 11, 2012 8:02 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I was pleased to see a lot of moments like that.

And a lot of encouraging shoulder pads taps after plays and stuff. My favorite games are ones where we can outplay and outclass the opponent.

Dave Robertson is growing up to be the new Mariano Rivera. My two universes of fandom can finally unite!

by SoGladILeftTheACC on Jan 11, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Dear Will Blackwell

“The same things win that’s always won. We just find a whole new set of excuses if we lose.”

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 8:49 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

if youre gonna quote the man, at least get it right.

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Was too lazy to find the actual and complete quote.

It’s close enough to convey the point.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

common man!

We just have a bunch of different excuses when we lose

Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jan 11, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

That statue is every bit as applicable as it is disturbing.

9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.

"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean

by TiderUpNorth on Jan 11, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Can someone please post the gif of this?

Anywhere i can find it is blocked at work. I wanna show my coworkers.

Thanks!

by chase182 on Jan 11, 2012 9:11 AM CST reply actions  

It's in the AP Champ thread below this one.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

by Slice of Life on Jan 11, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Let her cry

if the tears fall down like rain. Let her sing if it eases all her pain.

by RTR1322 on Jan 11, 2012 9:22 AM CST reply actions  

And hopefully steal his coach

Although this week the LSU fans may be ok with that.

"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant

by GeauxCrimson on Jan 11, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

Defense. Bama's was crushing.

It’s what wins championships. 8.15 points per game allowed by Bama, three shutouts, two against SEC teams, and the first ever shutout in ANY BCS bowl game. I’ve looked back at the last few years on Yahoo. The best scoring defenses in the country since 2003: 2003, LSU, 10.8 ppg; 2004, Auburn, 11.2 ppg; 2005, Bama (ROLL MF TIDE!!!), 10.7 ppg; 2006, VA Tech, 9.3 ppg; 2007, Ohio State Fuckeyes, 10.7 ppg; 2008, USC, 7.8 ppg; 2009, Bama (ROLL MF TIDE ROLL!!!!), 11.0 ppg; 2010, TCU, 11.4 ppg. Of those, only one defense allowed fewer points than Bama this year. Including Bama’s squad this year, only one team had the best pass, rush, yards per game, and points per game in the nation. Only one team allowed fewer than 200 yards per game. Only one team was completely dominant to this degree. I’ve never seen a defense like this, especially considering the quality and ferocity of their opposition, and I would be pleasantly surprised to ever see it again. To say this is a special Alabama team is a gross understatement. Almost three ppg fewer than the 2009 championship squad. I would say this team didn’t live up to 2009; they surpassed it.

Oh, and before I finish this post, one last ROLL MOTHERFUCKING TIDE ROLL!!!! FUCK THE CORNDOGS!!! Also, I’m glad Mosley’s injury is not nearly as severe as it initially looked. A dislocated hip sucks bad, but compared to what could have happened, it’s nowhere near a worst case scenario.

I will put an asterisk next to an Alabama Crimson Tide "fake national title" the second one is given. That day has not and will never come. But to be fair, I'll give you 1941 if you give me 1945 and the Missing Ring of 1966.

by NewAnachronism on Jan 11, 2012 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

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