To clarify the earlier confusion, CBS Sports and Twitter conspired to try to kill Joe Paterno...

To clarify the earlier confusion, CBS Sports and Twitter conspired to try to kill Joe Paterno earlier tonight, but he has apparently survived that assassination attempt. Kind of seems like this is just a short delay of the inevitable based on the information floating around, but nevertheless Paterno hasn't met ~~Norm McDonald~~ Adam Carolla just yet. All of the Sandusky scandal insanity notwithstanding, best of wishes to JoePa and his family.

Addendum: The official apology from CBS Sports over the fiasco.

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It will always be Norm McDonald

always

by Spooky112483 on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 AM CST reply actions

Not to morbid,

but hopefully he has or will be administered Last Rites. Hopefully he can have some peace of mind. That said, best wishes to him and hopefully a recovery.

"The same things win today that have always won, and they will win years from now. The only difference is the losers have a whole new bunch of excuses why they don’t win or can’t win."-Bear Bryant

(12-4)+2=12 hoping for a +1

Robot Chicken Star Wars should be canon.

by the thin red line on Jan 22, 2012 1:16 AM CST reply actions

Well, that and a dollar

would get him a sweet tea at McDonald’s I reckon.

'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban

by J Tadpole on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs