To clarify the earlier confusion, CBS Sports and Twitter conspired to try to kill Joe Paterno...
To clarify the earlier confusion, CBS Sports and Twitter conspired to try to kill Joe Paterno earlier tonight, but he has apparently survived that assassination attempt. Kind of seems like this is just a short delay of the inevitable based on the information floating around, but nevertheless Paterno hasn't met Norm McDonald Adam Carolla just yet. All of the Sandusky scandal insanity notwithstanding, best of wishes to JoePa and his family.
Addendum: The official apology from CBS Sports over the fiasco.

