If everybody had a funnel (ohhhhhhhh)...

Like down on Fulmer Way (ehhhhhhhh)

Then everybody'd be chuggin' (ahhhhhhhh)

Just like at UTK (ehhhhhhhh)

THEY'VE GOT A TUBE IN THEIR ASS CHEEKS!(ahhhhhhhh)

A box of pink blush, too (ehhhhhhhh)

The Funnels full of cheap vino (ohhhhhhhh)

CHUGGIN' UTK!!! (ahhhhhhhh)

You'll catch 'em chuggin' at the Frat House (inside, outside their buttholes)

tubes are in their behinds (inside, outside their buttholes)

But stay away from Franzia (inside, outside their buttholes)

You're gonna have a bad time (inside, outside their buttholes)

ALL OVER THE PAPERS!(inside, outside our buttholes)

Press Conference on Tuesday (inside, outside)

EVERYONE WAS CAUGHT CHUGGIN'

CHUGGIN' UTK

We'll all be plannin' out a ruse (ohhhhhhhh)

Press conference starts at noon (ehhhhhhhh)

We're combing over our hairlines (ahhhhhhhh)

To look good for the news (ehhhhhhhh)

EVERYONE NOW BELIEVES US! (ahhhhhhhh)

They don't think that were gay (ehhhhhhhh)

They don't think we were Chugging'(ohhhhhhhh)

DOWN AT UTK (ehhhhhhhh)

BUT WE REALLY SHOVED IT DEEP DOWN!!! (inside, outside our buttholes)

But thank God we're okay (inside, outside our buttholes)

we drink beer like pansies (inside, outside our buttholes)

Craft beer makes us afraid (inside, outside our buttholes)

ALL OVER OUR FACEBOOK (inside, outside our buttholes)

People still call us gay (inside, outside)

'Cause everyone was caught Chuggin'

Chuggin' UTK!!!

Organ solo....

Guitar Solo

EVERYBODY WAS CHUGGIN'

Chuggin' UTK

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