Our weekly attempt at currying favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcoming in a very public manner.
That time again folks. We've got and undefeated division rival with a pesky habit of spoiling undefeated runs coming to Tuscaloosa, so throw yourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods with embarrassing admissions, superstitious rituals, foolhardy vows, and whatever else you got. My standing pledge to read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title (and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title) is still in effect. Fire away in the comments below.