Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcoming in a very public manner.
Folks, the Football Gods are testing our loyalty. We could go all Pedro Cerrano after last weekend's heart crushing loss but let's remember, it took an even greater miracle to get back into the BCS National Championship last year than we need this time, so throw yourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods and beg their favor on our beloved Crimson Tide's fortunes the rest of the year. Bring it in the comments with your admissions, oathes, rituals or whatever you've got. My standing pledge to read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title (and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title) is still in effect. Roll Tide.