Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcoming in a very public manner.
Folks, the stakes have never been higher; win tomorrow and we play for a second national title in a row. Lose and we head back to Orlando. Beating the hell out of Michigan State was fun that time, but nothing will feel as good as doing the same thing to Notre Dame. So throw yourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods, beg their favor on our beloved Crimson Tide's fortunes in Atlanta, and bring it in the comments with your admissions, oathes, rituals or whatever you've got. My standing pledge to read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title (and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title) is still in effect. Roll Tide.