When asked the toughest task about his new windfall of jobs Saban replied: "I'm pretty nervous about week 2 when the Panthers take on the Jags, I'm just not sure how to prepare myself to coach against myself, but it will be a learning experience that will only make us better."
To deal with the issue of being at 7 or 8 places at once to coach all the teams, Saban has created a squadron of Skype enhanced headset throwing robots to roam the sidelines.*
When asked about this being a potential Rules violation the NFL officals said "We've all seen what he has done in Tuscaloosa, pretty sure he will find a way to make it work around what ever rules we try to enforce. It's Nick F@#$ing Saban! He does what he wants."
*- Rumors of a Skype enhanced love making robot for Terri have yet to be confirmed.
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