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SABAN TO THE NFL!!!

Today is Black Monday in the NFL. The axe is flying swiftly throughout the league, which has lead to Nick Saban getting hired at the Bills, the Bears, the Jags, the Panthers, the Eagles, the Chargers and the Chiefs all while retaining his job coaching at the university of Alabama. All 7 teams will likely make the SuperBowl next year under Saban's reign.

When asked the toughest task about his new windfall of jobs Saban replied: "I'm pretty nervous about week 2 when the Panthers take on the Jags, I'm just not sure how to prepare myself to coach against myself, but it will be a learning experience that will only make us better."

To deal with the issue of being at 7 or 8 places at once to coach all the teams, Saban has created a squadron of Skype enhanced headset throwing robots to roam the sidelines.*

When asked about this being a potential Rules violation the NFL officals said "We've all seen what he has done in Tuscaloosa, pretty sure he will find a way to make it work around what ever rules we try to enforce. It's Nick F@#$ing Saban! He does what he wants."

*- Rumors of a Skype enhanced love making robot for Terri have yet to be confirmed.

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