New Saftey Rules Suggested by Bama Opponents
by BamaBR549 on Feb 11, 2012 9:38 AM CST
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PrintIn response to the new safety rules proposed by the NCAA rules committee, some of Bama’s opponents have submitted the following suggestions:
1. Yellow “non-contact” jerseys for opposing QBs
2. Bama’s LBs have to suit up in the big foam Sumo wrestling suits.
3. Bama is allowed 11 defenders, but 2 of them have to assist the offense by tackling Jesse Williams
4. Saban’s pre-game speech is limited to 3 seconds. Must observe monk-like silence at half.
5. Replace Scott Cochran with emotionless pod person.
6. Cade Foster, Vinnie Sunseri, Trey DePriest, and HaHa aren’t allowed to tackle on kick-offs
7. Opposing team allowed 6 “Peremptory” Challenges to remove Bama players from the game. Any coach that Saban has made quit gets 12 challenges.
8. Bama gymnast or Big Al must play nose tackle.
When asked about these rules changes, Saban was quoted as saying “I really don’t care about all that sh” (Saban wasn’t allowed to complete his comment due to rule #4)
Feel free to add your own.
RTR!
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Actually I think things would be safer
if you did not let Cade Foster kick-off.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Boo....
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 11, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Probably not allowing Vinnie to block on kick returns would greatly increase an opposing team's safety
As for number 8, with our Bama gymnasts, they’d just high-jump over the center and either grab the ball off a shotgun snap or snag the QB if under center……immediately followed by sticking a perfect landing.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
Sorry,
I don’t get it.
"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
Don't get what???
The original post? Reference to the proposed rule changes for safety. Bama’s physical play has been responsible for quite a few injuries (especially QBs). List is just for fun.
But if you really don’t get it…. Wow!
9. Forthwith, all Alabama CLAIMED National Championships are to be parcelled out amongst college football’s needy programs in order to promote fairness and goodwill to men, women and shitty programs. This rule only applies to those NCs claimed from 1924 through 2012.
(Please insert recipients here)
I nominate Notre Dame — only way they’re winning one in the next 10 years is through charity anyway.
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
Saftey furst.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
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