Earlier today I posted this tweet:

I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— kleph (@kleph) February 22, 2012

Really, I cannot do justice to this... thing. You really need to click the link and behold it in a todo su gloria. Done? Amazing, isn't it? Now that you've recovered the ability of speech I assume you have a reaction because, boy oh boy, did I get a lot of responses on Twitter.

And, since things are a bit slow around here, I thought I'd let you all see what the reaction was after the jump...

Wow. Just Wow. RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Hill Sewell (@hill_s) February 22, 2012

@kleph is that...GLITTER? Why, yes, I believe it is. My, my.

— Meghan S (@strin012) February 22, 2012

I don't think this is officially licensed #RollTide goo.gl/hRCj9 (via @HunterLJohnson Close and @kleph)

— Jason Morton (@JB_Morton) February 22, 2012

Well my search for the perfect Christmas gift for @gorjusjxn is over. H/T @kleph amazon.com/December-Diamo…

— Brian Hadad (@brianhadad) February 22, 2012

@brianhadad @kleph I am both horrified AND enchanted!

— David McCarty (@gorjusjxn) February 22, 2012

@kleph 1983, A Merman I Should Turn to Be--Jimi Hendrix

— Michael Hill (@MichaelHill51) February 22, 2012

@kleph Why? No, but why? #creeptastic

— Michele Garlotte (@DMGarlotte) February 22, 2012

What happens when you swim in a crimson tide. RT @JerryHinnen MT @kleph: Bizarre Alabama football-themed item: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Fearless and True (@FearlessandTrue) February 22, 2012

I can: it's for Twilight fans. MT @kleph I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Alex Putman (@ThePutMan) February 22, 2012

LAWL RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Hunter Johnson (@HunterLJohnson) February 22, 2012

#mermanchampyunship RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— edsbs (@edsbs) February 22, 2012

@edsbs first there was over signing. Now? Overfishing.

— Jon Avery (@DCjonavery) February 22, 2012

@edsbs @kleph Will no doubt outsell Butch Leatherman amazon.com/December-Diamo…

— lll llllll (@lunatickfringe) February 22, 2012

@edsbs @kleph So is Namor the new OC?As long as its not aquaman, im okay.

— buford lipscomb (@Buford4Prez) February 22, 2012

@edsbs @kleph what's more disturbing? The item? Or that they're only 2 left?

— R. Allan Montgomery (@iAmRAllanM) February 22, 2012

Only 2 left!! RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Matthew Quinn (@eskimo518) February 22, 2012

Mythical creature meets 14 mythical NCs RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is: goo.gl/hRCj9

— AUltered Ego (@AUlteredEgo) February 22, 2012

Oh my gosh... RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Ashley C. (@AshMeCa) February 22, 2012

#NTTAWWT, but... RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Dave (@GulfCoastTider) February 22, 2012

What!? RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Ala football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9 (via @Mengus22) wtf

— Kody Brannon (@Kodysportskornr) February 22, 2012

'Moisture is the essence of wetness...' RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is.. goo.gl/hRCj9

— Mike Gett (@GettFest) February 22, 2012

Mythical being to complement fabricated championships "@whduncan What? RT @kleph I can't describe how bizarre this is: goo.gl/hRCj9"

— KritterD (@KritterD) February 22, 2012

@kleph Hurry, there are only two left in stock!! Is that a seahorse?

— Brian Fikes (@TheBrianFikes) February 22, 2012

@kleph @rollbamaroll No. Words.

— Whitney (@Whitney3327) February 22, 2012

Just bought 10 to auction off on the TI ASF RT @kleph I cannot describe how bizarre this Bama item is in 140 characters goo.gl/hRCj9

— Jim Hicks (@js_hicks) February 22, 2012

What? RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Will Duncan (@whduncan) February 22, 2012

The hell? "@whduncan What? RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed (cont) tl.gd/g2iog0

— Kristie (@krissygator) February 22, 2012

@krissygator Thank you for finishing my thought.

— Will Duncan (@whduncan) February 22, 2012

@whduncan hahaha...wtf was that? And I want names/addresses of people who have bought it. Lol

— Kristie (@krissygator) February 22, 2012

@krissygator I have no clue. And I do too because I want to slap them for spending $30 on that.

— Will Duncan (@whduncan) February 22, 2012

@whduncan exactly. Hahaha

— Kristie (@krissygator) February 22, 2012

ROLL OCEAN TIDES RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— SBN College Football (@SBNationCFB) February 22, 2012

@SBNationCFB @kleph ONLY TWO LEFT IN STOCK

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) February 22, 2012

... #Illuminati? RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) February 22, 2012

@ry_hudson @kleph MERMAN REQUIRES TOO MUCH WATER TO START OUT THERE AT END IN NINETY DEGREE HEAT PAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) February 22, 2012

What!? RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) February 22, 2012

@kleph Oh. My. God. Can't say I've ever seen anything like that before.

— Stevee Fisher (@SteveeFisher) February 22, 2012

Oh man. Oh, oh man. RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is in 140 characters: goo.gl/hRCj9

— Jerry Hinnen (@JerryHinnen) February 22, 2012

Satan. RT @JerryHinnen: Oh, oh man. RT @kleph: I cannot describe how bizarre this Alabama football-themed item is: goo.gl/hRCj9

— The War Eagle Reader (@wareaglereader) February 22, 2012

@wareaglereader @JerryHinnen @kleph the sad thing is that it says there's only 2 left....

— Dave Metcalf (@davemetcalf1) February 22, 2012

@kleph You're right. It WOULD be impossible to describe that Alabama football-themed item in 140 characters.Holy hell.

— RossWB (@RossWB) February 22, 2012