So this pair of knuckleheads decided to hold up a Circle K store in Phoenix, Arizona at gunpoint for an 18-pack of beer.
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sigh...
on the bright
OUR TEAM MERCH HAS GONE NATIONAL Y ALL!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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They weren't robbing
They were collecting donations for the REC.
Fourteen and counting
by CB969 on Feb 9, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
you can pay the REC in beer?
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depends on the chapter
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 9, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Baldwin County REC you can definitely pay your dues with beer.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
LSU fans try this all the time
They can’t even get half way to the register though before they turn around and put the beer back
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by GeauxCrimson on Feb 9, 2012 3:19 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
I hope theyre a tough outfit
Will “our gang” have hand signs to “throw”. I hope we come from particularly badass prison, not some milk and water minimum security outfit.
but of course
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by kleph on Feb 9, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
I think 14 finger salute is more appropriate
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That distinguishes us from the #1 football team in Lee County.
Of course, I’m talking about Opelika High School.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. ~General George S. Patton~
by Skarth on Feb 10, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Alabama hat used as clever disguise
by Jose Rodriquez a junior place kicking specialist from Phoenix who is about to be offered by Saban for next year’s signing class.
However, if we offer and then pull the scholly because the kid is in jail we will never hear the end of it.
By the way, the reason they had to steal the beer was because their fake ID’s said Stan Smith and Gary Jones and they just didn’t think the clerk would buy that.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Haw haw!
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Feb 9, 2012 4:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Did you read
the report given: "One of the teens was wearing a white shirt, black skinny jeans, black shoes and a red baseball cap with an “A” on the side." Someone needs to remind them that this was not just any hat w/ an initial “A” on the side—that was a national champion Tide hat. Besides, this goober picked this hat off the rack prior to brandishing a pistol and now Bama gets labeled—go figure—what’s next, Bama is at fault for this crummy economy.
So, that hat was stolen with the beer?
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
there's a Circle K in Arizona selling Alabama hats!?!!
tell me where cause i’m buying my gas from there from now on out.
SB Nation's The Historical: Because all those games way back when matter.
Legs..
"There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success." -Coach Bear Bryant
"I thInk everybody should take the attItude that we’re workIng to be a champIon, that we want to be a champIon In everythIng that we do. every choIce, every decIsIon, everythIng that we do every day, we want to be a champIon."
-- Nick SabaN
by Tokeisch on Feb 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thats the new logo
for the University of Arizona – branding like champions!
by Fat, Drunk & Stupid on Feb 10, 2012 7:42 AM CST reply actions
Sidewalk bammer trash! What do you expect?
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
I
suppose I’d rather have some random kids wearing Bama gear holding up a store than 4 members of our team holding up a trailer.
"A demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." -H. L. Mencken
by Bens4vcobra on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
I bet their arms are tired...
from holding up that trailer.
What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
by gibbygoat on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
A couple of times...
…but now puberty’s hitting back….
"High standards come from passion within...." --Coach Nick Saban
by NiceLittleSaturday on Feb 11, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Freaking. . . . .
W.I.N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(. . . .and puberty is slappin’ the shit out those m-fers, no?)
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 11, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
Nice eyebrow!
That homey JUST NEEDED to get drunk so that he can look at himself in the mirror. You kiddin’ me? That’s the worst earring I’ve seen NOT on an Ethiopian villager.
And both their haircuts? Hope he stole some cash too, either that or goes and socks his barber right in the damn mouth, one! Shi-yet!
Check yourself, Bix. The "Moe" hairdo is SO fucking "in!"
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
by TiderUpNorth on Feb 11, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, you got me on the haircut. . . .
. . . .but what about that eyebrow?
That guy’s daddy has GOT TO BE Don King! How else to explain that brow? How else to explain that wrong-in-every-way hairdo? His friend looked like he crawled outta his own underwear!!! Nobody looks that like that on any normal day, really? It’s like you’ve got to be doing MANY, MANY, MANY things wrong in your daily life to be lookin’ like those two misfits.
BTW: knucklehead is one crazy-funnyass word. literally, . . . . it just fucks my brain up something good!
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 11, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions
Knucklehead and varieations thereof have always been some of my favs too.
Knuckle-fuck, for instance. You talk about fun for the whole family unit!
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
by TiderUpNorth on Feb 12, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa!
That’s someone else’s family though, right?
I once belonged to a church where the preacher was famous for saying, “. . . .Now I might not be speaking directly to you personally, . . . . but maybe I’m speaking to the person seated directly NEXT TO YOU, . . . .” (and he’d usually go into some fire and brimstone, hell hath tons ’o fury type reading. i was raised Southern Baptist? WCIS?)
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
Bet he seized the day at some funerals too.
“You see that sumbitch in the box? It could be YOU next! You’d best get baptized, join the church, and gimme 10% of everything you earn for the rest of your life.”
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Back in the dizzay, when I got "saved". . . . .
. . . .I was like 12 years old, and it was in front of scads and scads of people. Seriously, it was a small university football stadium that seats about 60K- and the person that saved me was none other than Billy Graham.
I was freaked the heck out! I wasn’t so much as scared as I was nervous. All THOSE PEOPLE? I didn’t even have facial hair back then. I was prolly sporting something that looked like a Napoleon Dynamite-afro. . . . I prolly had KISS make-up on too. There might have been an A’s baseball helmet (the kind they hand out to the first 10,000 kids at games) on too. Painter’s pants, with a Goody comb on the side pocket. I sure as hell was wearing a cowboy dress shirt too! (no freaking doubt).
Fuckin-A I wanted to be somewhere else, but. . . .my sisters did it too, so. . . . . . .? . . . .I practically HAD TO!
That Billy Graham? He was 10 feet tall, at least to me back in those days.
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
I bet your Momma cried like a baby.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
She did!
You wanna know what? It was on that same exact day/night that I smoked my first cigarette too!
I got whupped the next morning. It. Was. A. Sunday!!!!!! And I was too hungover to stay awake. Besides that, I smelled like crap on toast in a steamy port-a-potty!
Dang I got whupped! I don’t know if my mom cried more on the day before, or the day after? I wasn’t too bright as a youngster.
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
I know several dudes
who got saved just so they could take the flower from one of the church girls. They are easily manipulated, after all.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My buddy convinced his other buddy (i don’t know the guy, but THIS is funny) to attend church one day. Flash forward the next Spring, and his buddy totally signed up for getting baptized/born again at their Easter services.
It turns out, this buddy chickened-out at the last minute. Oh, he was there all right! Took in some sun ‘cause they were having their services/picnic at the beach in Venice. He ate a ton of food, even did the tug-a-rope competition. So, they go out to the ocean and the dude freaked out. He’d never been in the ocean EVER BEFORE and once some kelp got hold of his legs. . . .the dude just ran out of the water and straight to his car.
Didn’t look back. Doesn’t even go to that church anymore. This is a true story.
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
[for a better perspective]
Forgive me, I was giggling like a m-fer while writing the above. When my buddy called me the day this happened, I was shittin’ bricks I was laughing so dadgum-hard!
First of all, the ocean is WHERE THE ACTUAL BAPTISM ceremony was taking place. No way, not those “let’s dunk ’em in a kiddie-pool” type of gettin’ saved! Uh-uh!
Secondly, the man wasn’t a white-guy- that’s for sure. You feel me?
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
You're gonna make an awesome old man, Bix.
Natural storyteller.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Thank you, that's super nice of you!
Funny though, I already feel like an old man somedays.
The thing is though, it’s “people” that I’m connecting with that usually turn me into someone wordy and full-of-memories. You got me good with, “just so they could take the flower from one of the church girls”. I swear to . . . .well- I won’t, but you know what I’m trying to say- anyway. . . I know the flower and I know the girls! Is all.
When I went to slam the table with my fist ‘cause I was laughing after I read that, I totally hit my glasses off my face instead. I had to double-take to make sure I didn’t fuck the damn things all up!
I appreciate what you wrote, thanks!
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is it me...
Or does the one without the hat look like Beavis?
by d12 on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
i was thinking the EXACT same thing
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…now that you mention it.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
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by AlabamaJammer on Feb 11, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
hahahahaha YES
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 11, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Paaaawwwwwlllll! Them cheatin' bammerz crootz is stealin' all ar beeeeeeer!!!
PS: PAAAWWWWLLLL!!!
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
so
now you guys can see why i havnt been posting as much as i used to. just, very busy w my new “job”…
in all seriousness though, thats pretty awesome that local hoodlums out here even want to get a piece of Bama Swag. reminds me of the early 90’s out here when all the little thug-a-boos at my school would wear Miami Hurricanes and Dallas cowgirls gear. its good to be on top.
In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. - Raoul Vaneigem
take this job and shove it - Johnny Paycheck
For gosh sake's then, Tempe!
Won’t chu get yourself a face tat, or maybe try a jaunty-ascot or something? To tie off that get-up and make it all SINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Those boys’ mirror is steerin’ them all wrong. You know that, right? (. . . . . . . .but THEY DRUNK as fuck, so. . . .there’s always that)
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 12, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, I'll just put this out there.
I do and always have dressed respectably. I have dignity and I don’t want to look like a complete lameass when someone breaks out the pictures decades from now.
So, what the fuck are young’ns doing with themselves these days? Don’t these two dickheads (clicked above) realize that the Lord didn’t exactly bless them with good looks to begin with? So they further burn the bridge they’re currently walking on (in jeans that sag down to their knees) as they sport messy “Moe” hairdos and hoop ear rings WHILE robbing a store?!? WITHOUT MASKS?!? OMGz & Oh-noez!
5026, you’re a teacher! WTF ARE you teaching?!?
CarrotTop, you’re a high school guidance counsellor! WTF are you guiding them to?!?
NiceLittleSaturday, you’re a Barnes & Noble bouncer! Bounce these f___wads!!!
BixBeiderbecke, you’ve been saved! Save these little bastards, send ‘em to Jerusalem where they can get caught up in a white slavery ring!
WallaceWade04, you’re a… A shrubber! ‘Stache these punks!
…and Tempebamafan… this happened on YOUR watch in YOUR neck of the woods. What dost ye haveth to sayeth for thine self, good lad?
Me? I’ll be coating my cricket bat with polyurethane. I’ve named her “Bertha” and she has served me well during many a zombie infestation. If none of you can get through to them, I shall be “The Finisher.”
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
BTW, I feel the same about douches with their hair all gelled up. (Present douches excepted.)
I just can’t wait for them to see pictures of themselves 10 years from now.
God bless our Dark Lord.
Douche.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Asshole.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Poop-dick. (fragged)
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
by TiderUpNorth on Feb 14, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
OMIGOD!
That’s some pure comedy there, brother!
I’m verklempt, you klempt’d me very, very much! Please oh please Lord, help me with these laughing stitches. Goodness gracious TiderUpNorth! A friggin’ roll you are ON!!!!!!
by BixBeiderbecke on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
Sometimes I sorta fly off that handle...
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
by TiderUpNorth on Feb 14, 2012 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, I'm not really a traditional classroom teacher
although my wife is. I’m a communicator/author and my target group is teenagers.
And by the way…from years, literally 40 years of working with teenagers, these knuckleheads do remind me of a whole lot of kids I have known. They are obviously looking for a father figure and likely will find one in the warden.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Yeah, I was just assuming what everyone in these parts does for a living.
9th January, 2012: Section 101, Row 1, Seat... I'll let y'all spot that one.
"And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land"
-- "Big John" by Jimmy Dean
by TiderUpNorth on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
60+ post on a picture about nothing...it is going to be a long off season.
Can’t wait for Spring football.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Uh oh, I just heard that AJ took an arrow to the knee in a Bolivian hunting accident!!!
God bless our Dark Lord.
AJ was hunting Bolivians?
Holy shit!
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Well,
He has to do it now. They are only in season for another 2 weeks.
Attempting to remove humor from posts since August 30, 2011
What is the limit on Bolivians?
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
Some of 'em go as high as seven feet.
'There are two pains in life. There is the pain of discipline and the pain of disappointment. If you can handle the pain of discipline, then you'll never have to deal with the pain of disappointment,'- Nick Saban
Not the height limit...the bag limit.
How many Bolivians can you harvest without getting in trouble.
If Auburn was in New Mexico and we never played them I would still hate them and their dumb coach and their cheating players.
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