So I live up north a bit in UT land. There is one other big Alabama fan that works with me. A UT fan walks up to him and makes some wise crack about the NT trophy getting broken:
UT Fan: So . . . What's happening down in Tuscaloosa? Can't keep from breaking the NT trophy?
Bama Fan: (plays dumb. and gives him a funny look) Huh? What happened? I'm not sure I heard.
UT Fan: Well someone dropped the trophy and broke it.
Bama Fan: Oh? (stared at him with a smirk) Which one?
The UT fan had nothing to say to that. And hung his head and walked away.