Folks, it's time to throw ourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods again. Whatever we did last week was obviously very pleasing to them (maybe they like Indian women as well as blondes?), so bring your best again this week because we are on upset alert and Nick Saban isn't happy about our taking Western Kentucky lightly, a'ight? As for me, I will repeat once again that I will read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title, and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title. So fire away.