NSFW: It's Meltdown Time!

Bad day?

This week's edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

Any time the 'Horns appear on Meltdown Time you know it's going to be interesting. Obviously, the standard PSA applies. What follows is a bunch of awful language that includes graphic sexual innuendo, talk of drugs and suicide, and just all sorts of general swearing. If any of this may offend you I suggest that you read no further and point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

This week's meltdown features Georgia, West Virginia, and Texas. Georgia fans were quite irritated for the first half of their game with Auburn, giddy during their epic comeback, and then.... it happened. Oh, my, it happened. What followed was a true meltdown on the UGA boards. I'm not sure I've ever seen so much infighting among a fanbase. Mark Richt is truly a polarizing figure in Dawg nation right now, and it will be interesting to see where it goes. Of course, it wouldn't be UGA without copious amounts of whining directed at game officials. You probably heard that Tejas lost also and, well, they're just too funny to pass up. The surprise this week is West Virginia. Already in the midst of a poor season, they allowed Kansas to snap a 27-game conference losing streak at their expense, which will very likely cause them to sit home during bowl season. Apparently intoxicated football message board denizens don't take kindly to such things. Who knew?

Enjoy.

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I hate this season. I'm starting to just hate football. This is too much for one Dawg to handle.

Since I don't drink anymore, I am going to go get a quart of ice cream, put on my sweats, and sit on the couch and wallow in despair for a while...

Mark Richt is 1-1 against quarterbacks he kicked off the team.

Marshall is still stealing from us.

I am a fucking shell. I am ruined.

Our coverage is as soft as a baby's buttcheeks

Fuck Penn Wagers!
And I'm not sorry.

This line is the worst thing since Nazi Germany

any aggression by
a Georgia Player is automatically a targeting penalty.

Hate the SEC for their crazy scheduling, this should have been at our house, Hate Penn Wagers for total BS calls of PWG. It's taking an act of will to prevent property destruction here

I promised I would never cheer for Bama after December.
But I take it back.

Who did Marshall steal from?
If they're still on the team, let them play defense....

I'd almost just tell the team to get on the bus and go home in protest for this officiating

I hope Penn Wagers gets audited by the IRS and they find a bank deposit from Auburn that he didn't declare

I hate all of you. The world is a horrible place. I want to die.

When you let defensive ends run right by you, Aaron Murray gets hit. When Aaron Murray gets hit, he gets the yips. When Aaron Murray gets the yips, he throws interceptions.
Don't let defensive ends run right by you.

I no longer care for college football.
we're more of a tennis school anyway right?

Apparently we're the Alabama of Equestrian.

I feel physically ill. I have not felt this way since the SEC championship game.
The Bulldogs, the Falcons, the Braves.
Every damn time.

todd grantham makes me contemplate death

This is the most Georgia thing ever

Personal Foul: JUMPING. ARE YOU FUCKAGODDAMN KIDDING ME!!!

Honestly, that broke me. Im just sitting here. I can't watch for football. I can't drink. I can't think.

ADGM should tell Richt is time to go and strongly encourage him to retire. Let me him know he has the chance to retire or he will be dismissed. Give him the chance to go out with grace. We need to hire a HC this year. It would be preferable to not be in the market with UF also. It would drive prices up.

Is there no way that McGarrity could petition the SEC to prevent that IDIOT and his crew from calling UGA games? Surely he has tons of video evidence to show Wagers anti-UGA bias over the last 6 years.

How do you change your handle to FireRichtDawg?

Lakatos can EAT SHIT AND DIE....knock it down

KNOCK THE FING BALL DOWN #&#@^&$@^&@$^&$@

Richt may love God, but God clearly just doesn't feel the same way about Richt.

We did not win. We lost, and it really sucks. We should have won. We didn't. We did not win.

we only get to hang around the cool kids some because we have designer clothes,,but can't wear them correctly...(see abundance of talent)

I'm so sick of refs blowing fuckin calls and changing the entire outcome of a game. They have fucking instant reply.

You're an idiot if you don't think Wagers has had a hand in this

Coffin meet final nail. We are whipped.

So let's barely beat Kentucky next week (talent alone and all day to wait to play dictates that we should win, albeit by a small margin), possibly lose to Tech (can;t defend this offense, know way we defend against Tech), and then lose to whatever also-ran we play in the Music City Bowl

I'd say we run Draw, Draw, INT.....

Just accept mediocrity. It's our engrained culture.

This is what Georgia football has become. Giving up 30+ points and trying to catch breaks...

I can't believe how lucky Auburn can be! what a fricking joke!!! WE WON THAT GAME AND THAT DUMB THIEF STOLE ANOTHER GAME FROM UGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just instinctively walked out of the room and kept walking around the house with my head hanging down and my mouth wide open. For a minute I had that lump in your throat feeling, you get when shit that really matters breaks your heart, but it went away pretty quick. I made one pass back by the TV to check for any flags that may have been thrown on the play before I set off walking.........and then just went outside and sat on the porch for twenty minutes or so. I didn't know it until then, but there was a full moon last night. It was very peaceful.

I laughed hysterically with a few tears. My daughter asked if I was grumpy, and I said yes, then no, and we had ice cream. No shit. Fuckers made me fucking believe again. Fuck that...

A thieving criminal gets kicked out of UGA, then becomes QB at one of UGA's biggest rivals........an epic comeback is almost in the books......but then the thief throws a shitty hail-mary that if we had simply blown the coverage like we often do, we'd of won...........but instead it's somehow caught, and we lose.

Referee cheating made the difference in 3 of Georgia's losses this year--Clemson, Vanderbilt, and Auburn. That's not the only reason Georgia lost those games, but the refs did make the difference. I watched 1 play of Alabama vs. Mississippi State. An Alabama player was clearly targetting a kick-off returner, but did not get called. If that was Georgia, they would for sure have called it. I told you the refs would cheat for Auburn yesterday, because the SEC wants an attractive Iron Bowl for tv.

What an absolute blueball kick in the nuts. Fuck I want to puke.


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Interested to hear what the excuses are this week from the DH apologists for getting destroyed by one of the worst teams in DI... Give him one more year? He doesn't have his players yet? We're improving? We're rebuilding? It's not the coaches fault because we're young? Injuries? The Big XII is just too hard? Unrealistic expectations(to beat the worst team in the conference)? Hang over from the Texas game? Bad hair day for DH? The team not motivated? I'm so sick of the same old excuses defending this wretched coaching staff.....

Dear liver, I'm sorry.
Signed, Every WVU fan

This guy is a raving piece os shPitt. And Oliver needs to come out and say he was wrong. He said to get to the big time he needed a change. We all agreed. He went from the cusp of greatness to the worst team in comfrence. We are the worst team in the big 12. Hands down. Three freaking years and this is the best he has. Go away dick. And he needs to apologize to the seniors on this team for being so damn bad.

We want Bama
Looks at next year's schedule
OhshitOhshitohshit

We've allowed 2 QB's to get murdered

We score a touchdown and literally no one gave a shit. I hate life.

Good game, KU. Glad you got a win, I hope you guys enjoy it!
Also, if you have any spare antifreeze, send it over. I'm thirsty.

LET'S TAKE A POLL.
Do I chug whiskey, or antifreeze?

Tonight, we outdrink Russia.

Loosen that butthole. We've seen this team on the field before and this team couldn't even score once on Maryland in 4 quarters.

I know the mountaineer isn't supposed to use his rifle for hunting anymore but I saw the look those two cheerleaders gave him. He's clearly on the prowl.

Goddammit FUCK YOU MILLARD.

That look on Holgerson's face: "Will somebody take me as a HC or am I back to OC next season?"

YOU MISS A BOWL AND YOU MISS A BOWL! EVERYONE MISSES A BOWL!

What's the protocol for bringing back ex-coaches? Send him a request on facebook, wait a week or two and then send a message somewhere along the lines of "hey what's up", "remember the good times we had", then kind of hint around that were not too happy with the relationship we're in with our current head coach. But I suppose we can't flat out tell him that would make us seem too desperate.
Now hopefully if we played our cards right he'll realize that after our rocky breakup that we're not quite as bitter anymore. Maybe we can invite him to come by and visit. If he does come by we'll put on something sexy, that just says "Hey, I know you want a piece of this." And by that point things might just take care of themselves

Just keep them excuses a comin' and maybe Bama will only score 60 on us next year and we'll lose to Iowa State in a 'valiant gutty effort' in 2 weeks at home...

Well I think I need another opioid benzo cocktail.

Sad. Just pathetic. Kansas will end their losing streak against us. This team has no heart. No pride. No strength.

This is frustrating. We're being Sodomized by Kansas.

The team is making a statement: "We do not want to go back to the Pinstripe Bowl."

When we joined B12 I was frightened of us playing Kansas ... In basketball.

does Iowa State have a terrible and/or inexperienced QB? that is our only weakness

How much is Dana's contract? We could have a bake sale to start raising funds.

This team has NO GUTS, DESIRE or TOUGHNESS!! It's pathetic. So pathetic my electronics puked from having this game on, and I doubt I will ever get the smell out.

Evidently the Big 12 just beats each other up. I can't even type that with a straight face.

Fire him get rid of him, dana take your pathetic soft not wanting to hit practice **** coach philosophy out of here, thanks for making us soft,
We're West Fuckin Virginia not West Vagina!

One of the darkest days in WVU football. Getting thrashed is one thing, but getting thrashed by **** Kansas is unacceptable...just dissolve the whole program and start fresh. THIS is rock bottom.

Nahh, that's just how we play "Broke-back Mountaineer Football"

Weis will probably have Holg's xmas card in the mail on Monday.

All kinds of people who have gastric bypass gain all their weight back. If you don't change the root of the problem, the problem persists.
You can relate that to WV football however you want.

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Case McCauley " Derpatron" Culkin has killed this team with the help of dead-brained play calling and Mack Brown suckedness.

What an overpaid, worthless sack of shit that dick is! Fuck you mack

Here is to the pussy at Sect 01, row 9, seat 39 -- that spilled into sect 2. I should have taken a picture of your gay ass -- No, I should have laid your ass out. I am a fuck up for not doing so.

This Lebron commercial sounds like he's jacking off

Has anybody said "fuck the bubble screen" yet? 'Cause fuck the bubble screen.

I will give the first person in Austin $100 to slap the shit out of Major and tell him to take the damn bubble scream out of the playbook today

We have a bunch of pussies who can't tackle.

FUCKING FIRE EVERYONE RIGHT NOW!!!! burn down the fucking stadium

jesus we look like bitches out there

Derpatron will sidearm about 14 passes downfield and somehow we'll score three touchdowns and make it a game.

We should fire the special teams coach. Remind me who that is again.

Ah yeah. Case is warming up his patented come back strategy of throwing terrible passes and relying on the defense to commit penalties.

whatever fuck invented sideline reporting needs to die a slow agonizing death.

Fuck you Major and Mack. Your fellating of that fucking god damn sideline pass (I won't even call it a screen because those usually involve BLOCKING) fucking killed that drive.

My wife just mixed up some ridiculously fucking spicy salsa. Between FUMB and this GDSS (God Damned Spicy Salsa), I'm having a bad night...

If Joey Harrington says "nothing fancy" one more time, I'm going to fly to wherever he is and punch him in the nuts.

we cant do shit. fuck this. i am about to get drunk grduge fuck my wife.

We need some god damn chicken tenders.

It hurts to watch this team play, I've seen abortions go better than this.

Im so fucked up, i cant feel my face. It makes this game go by faster.

If this was a dick sucking contest, our team would be blowing away the competition.

Mack should kill himself after calling for the block there.

I want to get drunk and kill everybody. Thanks Mack and derpatron for turning me into monster.

Can we forfeit the Baylor game? Maybe one of our players can beat up Petty in the bathroom.

I need to rage fuck now....

Just put in Swoopes, this one's over. Start building for the future. Fucking hell. It's obvious the last month was a fluke. We got exposed for the frauds we are. Thanks Mack for sunshine pumping us so hard.

I had him in the box after BYU, but wanted to have some hope, not for him, but for my Horns. Derp shows his face on the next series, nails are in, it is in the bottom of the grave and I will lend a hand with the shovels...

Getting beat at home by a grown man with a blowout Guido fucking haircut. DKR would be proud.

The only way Case could possibly get on my good side would be if he hiked the ball, sprinted to the sideline, and drilled Mack Brown in the face with it. Though, he'd probably miss or throw it so slowly, only one or two of Mack's butter teeth would fall out.

At least Mack is going down like a scared pussy. Heaven forbid we go for it there.

We are Marshall

Jokes aside, do these coaches even have dental benefits? Jeezus those are yellow teeth.

we're a fucking shit stain.

It's what the old senile fuck deserves. We told him to GTFO so he wouldn't have to deal with these embarrassments, he wanted to stay and now his legacy is straight down the shitter.

Its hilarious how long we have managed to hide our absolute incompetence in all phases of the game (except FGs). Same fucking team that got smoked by BYU. Same team that got beat by Ole Miss. Same team that got into shootings with Iowa State and WVU. Same fucking team.

Tried to turn it off to play FIFA but the guys I'm ripping shots with have to finish a game of Madden. Fuck me.

Feel like I'm about to wake up from a dream and it'll be the second half of the BYU game. Also, my house will be burning down around me.

Wish Man woulda gone for it just to fuck Mack some more

Oh yay, check down McCoy is back in there for another 3 and out.

I'm actually looking forward to seeing Mack at the presser after this. I hope we see the dejected, sad, old, near-suicidal Mack of the post-Ol' Miss game. Having Patterson looming over him like the Angel of Death would be icing on the cake.

What the fuck did we burn Swoopes redshirt for? This is a loss. Why in the fuck is McCoy coming back in? Is it beyond the realm of possibility to let Swoopes get some playing time here? SIAP. BUT FUCK....how hard is it? WE BURNED HIS FUKN REDSHIRT ALREADY!!!!

I like this hurry up offense. As in hurry up and get this shit over with.

God Baylor gonna go dry and colon gonna hurt

Well the glass half full approach says at least we'll make the meltdown blog this week.

Hey JOEY, the reason we are in a pile of shit that we have to climb out of is BECAUSE of Mack. Fucker won't leave. Fucker can't coach. Fuck! Shut up JOEY!

Those people still in the stands are probably oblivious to the fact that the Texas Longhorns head coach is under fire. They don't watch the news, other than for the weather. And then they watch X-Factor, the Voice, and Dancing with the Stars

A hemorrhoidectomy without drugs would be more fun than this shit.

Duke would destroy us.
I'm surprise we can't see Gundy's hands on Mack's hips in that picture.

This is a 4th-trimester abortion.

Joey has Case's cock in his mouth, and Mack's dick in his ass.

Harrington's fellatio of McCoy is absolutely horrifying right now.

fuck you deloss for being on the sideline. just die already

mack looks like he has old man stink

Yet another butt fucking in Austin, AKA "Mack Brown special".

Damn what a sunset. Mack looking like a corpse. Great scene.

Manny or no manny this is Mack football. Gerg can't fix mack brown pussification.

I guess this is the part of the movie when Old Yeller Teeth needs to be put down before he gives one of the fans rabies.

Currently taking donations to get him some whitening strips and a "Coaching for Dummies" Cliff Notes

I spent lunch keeping up with the first half of the game while eating at Pei Wei. Soon after, the wife and I both started feeling kind of sick to our stomachs. Well, really just a bit lower if you get my drift. I wound up blowing up four toilets in roughly an hour and a half (Best Buy, Michael's, a Velero convenience store, and a Stripes). I think my wife took out the women's stall at Michael's). Meanwhile, the wind up there had started blowing 50 miles an hour, making walking across the parking lots to these fine establishments difficult at best. One of those days where you need goggles if you're outside- otherwise, it's like getting sand thrown in your face at the beach.
In retrospect, my afternoon was still better than keeping up with the second half of that shitshow in DKR.

This board needs an official fuck you Major thread, with asterisks and everything.

I give him a pass he has tertiary syphilis

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