TRUNKATION: Auburn Goes Hollywood

John Reed-USA TODAY Sports

The Tigers might not be headed to Pasadena after all, but that doesn't mean the Gus Bus can't make a stop in Tinseltown. (or at least the part that allows Kirk Cameron and actual Christians inside.)

(What follows is not real. Not under any stretch of the imagination. If there is a God in Heaven, you will stop for a moment, look up the author of this piece, and come to the reasonable and sane conclusion that he is a raving madman and there is not a single fact anywhere in this piece. None whatsoever. This is nothing but the ramblings of an idle mind. There is not a shred of proof anywhere that anything below actually happened. Are we clear about that?)

From: RBR HQ
To: Ricky Muncie
Subject: Auburn Hate Week TRUNKATION

Hey there, Ricky. We need to talk.

When is a good time to get you on the phone? This is serious.

As always, Roll Tide!

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From: Ricky Muncie
To: RBR HQ
Subject: Re: Auburn Hate Week TRUNKATION

Actually, there isn't a great time right now. Can you put it in an email?

All the best,
Ricky

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From: RBR HQ
To: Ricky Muncie
Subject: Re: Re: Auburn Hate Week TRUNKATION

Okay, here's the deal.

Remember how much trouble we got in over the Saban to Texas posts? Yeah, the traffic was nice and all, but we just found out that we've been on double-secret probation, whatever that is.

So anyway, we just need to be very careful, and this is a compressed week. We're trying to get all the regular features and previews up for the Auburn game, and having everything ready to go before Thanksgiving. So we already don't have a lot of time to babysit you.

So why are we getting a cease and desist notice from Auburn athletics?

As always, Roll Tide!

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From: Ricky Muncie
To: RBR HQ
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Auburn Hate Week TRUNKATION

Oh, that little thing.

Pay it no mind. It's all good. The column is just about finished. I will post it shortly.

All the best,
Ricky

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From: RBR HQ
To: Ricky Muncie
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Auburn Hate Week TRUNKATION

Ricky?

Answer your phone. Now.

As always, Roll Tide!

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RBR Investigations Presents: Kristi Malzahn's Budding Film Career

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Oh well... I guess Muncie Films was just a pipe dream anyway.

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