NSFW: It's Meltdown Time! Mack Brown Stays Special Edition

Well played, Mack. Well played. - Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

A special edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

Presenting this one with very little commentary. The Texas folks are as foul-mouthed and perverse as it gets. Fortunately for us, many of them were convinced that Mack Brown would be replaced with Nick Saban. Good stuff. Enjoy.
So buttertits cockblocked the best college coach arguably in history. And now he's coming up to... what?
Alright shitbag. Announce your fucking retirement!
This is hell. That's it, hell. This is what eternal damnation is. Oh god, why?
Shut the fuck up about Saban. Fuck that guy. Just get rid of Mack.
Oh my fucking Allah! Jihad the shit out of Bellmont now!!!!
Time to storm Bellmont with buckets of shit.
I think I've been anally raped by a hairy AIDS-infested biker gang. At least that's what I feel like.
My wife is asking me why I'm in the bathroom crying, wondering if I just heard that one of my parents passed away.
I hope Oregon buttfucks us no lube style.
Good luck selling tickets now, you fuckrag Patterson!
fuck all u bama trolls go back to fucking your sisters
i hope mack brown gets killed by a drunk driver today
fuck bill powers, fuck jamail, fuck mccombs, fuck patterson and fuck mack, maybe all 5 will get strokes tonight and die
Fuck this, i think i hate mack more than i did osama bin laden
Fuck all of this behavior analysis, that fat fuck is not going to give up 5 million dollars and those pussy administrators of ours wont do a damn thing about it
Same shit next year, byu and ucla will anally rape us then somehow we will derp our way to 7 straight wins vs shitty ass teams and then the good teams at the end of our season will rape us, then we'll get reports that mack is retiring but it will never happen
Mack brown i hope you choke on a dick, theres a special place in hell for that pussy, we need to fly a banner across austin that says mack brown is not our standard
I want Chip Brown's head on a platter, stuttering faggot.
the entire banquet was like a big dirge. Mack and Sally's faces looked like they were just told they both had pancreatic cancer
He'll have new opinions on hazing after McCombs, Mack and Tom Hicks giggle while he has to wear a blindfold and unknowingly massage Joe Jamail's prostate.
If you faggots go to any home games please suck a tailpipe or swallow a gun.
You are fucking worthless maggots and need to fucking die in the most painful manner ever.
Paying for "insider info" $9.95 up your ass If any of you dumb fucks continue to pay for Orangebloods, 247, or any of those websites you're fucking regarded. Fuck all of this shit.
This shows how much of a petty, insecure cunt Mack Brown is. If really decided to change course because a story was leaked and alter the future of the program and his own life, than fuck him. Fuck his legacy, and fuck any good will he acquired at the university. He's a stale football coach and he's proven he doesn't have the answers to get this program above mediocrity. Also, fuck Steve Patterson for going with the flow.
I hope something very heavy falls on him.
As already stated, there will be a ton of burnt orange Mexicans there. They don't give a shit Texas sucks. I don't blame the. Blame Jerrah for not giving them a football team
The only thing that would excite me is if they found something malignant on macks prostate.
Fuck you worthless cocksmoking assholes Every last one of you can die in a mother fucking fire.
We just fatwa'd ourselves. Mack is our muhammed btdubs.
fuck all the fucking trolls. those trailer park meth smoking finebaun pole smoking mother fuckers were scared shitless that UT could take their coach. For fucks sake, the fucking aggys took their coach. let that sink in.
oh hey remember that time nick saban's wife bought a house here that was awesome
This can't be real. God dammit. Fuck this fucking program in it's perpetual 8-4 ass.
Boomer Sooner; Horns Down! Until the Bed Pan changing, cronyism culture is completely puked out of Belmont, I am going to root HARD for any team to beat Texas! I truly hate Mack Brown and his selfish, lazy fat ass!
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