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I'd Like To Announce That I Am Retiring From the NFL Random 10

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I have never gotten the great honor of posting the Random 10 but it's almost noon and nobody else has done it.

And while I have your attention, I'd like to take this moment to announce my retirement from the NFL. I have been a free agent for quite some time and think now is the best time to hang up the ol' cleats.

Here is some retirement music to calm your fears:

1. Fatboy Slim - Going Out Of My Head

2. Chris Rea – Fool If You Think Is Over

3. Grover Washington Jr. - Mister Magic

4. Sugarhill Gang – Rapper's Reprise

5. Pink Floyd - One of These Days

6. Butthole Surfers - The Hurdy Gurdy Man

7. M.I.A. - Paper Planes

8. T.Rex – Children of the Revolution

9. Sugar - Hoover Dam

10. Emerson Lake and Palmer – Still...You Turn Me On

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