Welcome to another week of "It's Meltdown Time," folks. This week we have some gems from the Arkansas, Tennessee, and Boise State boards for your enjoyment. Auburn almost made it, but they were able to eke out a moral victory just in time. As always, the language below is vulgar and offensive. Proceed at your own risk. Enjoy.
Expected to be something special? Special? That was Rutgers....like the one in New Jersey.
This is how far things have degraded: Hoping and wishing to beat Rutgers.
Jen will get shredded by Wisky fans on twitter over this
We have no shot in the SEC. Heck we barely bet Samford and Son and some think we can beat an SEC team. Lol
I think running the ball up the middle on the next offensive possession is the way to go.
If its broke, keep running it till it fixes itself is what I always say.
lolol...wow, derpy gets to play cause his dad is bff with our headcoach
The only hope I have now is the hope for the inexplicable, I've been here many times before.
F.A.M.I.L.Y. takes the snap from F.A.M.I.L.Y., waits, throws it over the middle to F.A.M.I.L.Y. and a touchdown for Rutgers. F.A.M.I.L.Y. had a nice pass to F.A.M.I.L.Y., and F.A.M.I.L.Y. pulled it down and secured the ball.
FUCK 17 POINT LEADS
FUCK SPECIAL TEAMS COVERAGE
FUCK 4TH AND 12 FOR A TOUCHDOWN
Charlie Fucking Brown and that mother-fucking football. Every. Damn. Time.
0/2 in red zone - thank Jesus!
Please don't show anyone wearing a pig nose, plea..... OH GOD THERE IT IS
If we lose this, we won't win another game this season. It'll be 5 straight games of getting shit on.
Fuck literally my entire life. God damnit.
I love this team. We end up somehow finding a way to pull ahead and win.
EDIT: I literally couldn't be more fuckin wrong. Fuck
FUCK MY BUTT SPECIAL TEAMS!
HOLY SHIT WHY NOT RUN WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT. DERBY DIDN'T IMPRESS THE WHOLE GAME SO WHY PUT IT IN HIS HANDS.
TEVIN MITCHELL, YOU MADE LIKE 2 PLAYS YOU'RE NOT HOT SHIT
AHHH WE SUCK AGAIN
In the words of James May. "Oh cock."
oh god my asshole puckered on that last throw.
Fuck this. Time to start drinkin'…
Derby needs some Xanax before he plays.
YOU'RE RUNNING THE WRONG WAY. FUCK
Can't wait to be pissed when this is a touchdown.
God damnit. Fucking classic Hog football. FUCK
What the flying fuck was that?
THESE RUTGERS CHICKS ARE FUCKING UGLY
PREPARE THE LUBE
I'm through with you Tennessee. You are an embarrassment to college football. You have made a career back-up look like Tebow. You can't tackle and you honestly expect everyone to believe you have no one on this pathetic team capable of through a pass on target, even a screen pass. The titanic was a happier story than this program. I'm done, ban me I don't care but in three years when people want butch gone, made everyone will realize that this is Tennessee football.
Just keep hurting them, they will run out of players and have to dress the band.
I've seen monkey-sh-- fights at the zoo better organized than this
Everyone on our schedule just pencilled in a W.
OK... Opening the quart jar with the cherries in it…
Butch Jones is the dumbest imbecile I've ever seen call himself a coach. Recruits will BAIL. Prepare yourselves for hell, folks. WE IN FOR A BAD RIDE.
ESPN could fill up all of their Top 10 plays at our expense tomorrow.
I think Peterman may secretly be a gator fan...???
Wonder if it would be an impermissible benefit to send UT the book "Playing Quarterback for Dummies"
Just our damn luck. Driskell goes down, the back up is good. We bench Worley, our back up sucks.
It's like my dog dies every Saturday.
Neyland will be empty by the Auburn game but the will announce 99k
Antifreeze? Sheesh. It is still painful to be UT fan…
Well, that's the my cue to leave and grab some dinner. Enjoy the rest of the nightmare, folks.
At this point in the season, play Dobbs and Fergie. They cant be much worse than Peckerwood and Whore-ly.
South Alabama will be close but we should win. UK will also be close. The rest of the games are sure losses.
9 straight losses to Florida.
7 straight losses to Alabama.
6 straight losses to Auburn.
4 straight losses to Georgia.
4 straight losses to South Carolina.
2 straight losses to Vanderbilt.
Oh, that's going to be fun.
PASS COMPLETE TO HARRY POTTER IN HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK
Fun Fact!™: Tennessee has gained a total of 31 yards this game! That's nearly double the distance of a standard Golden Corral buffet!
3rd and fuck it.
I just want to not have my heart broken anymore. We're God damned Kentucky now.
God, even our rivals who we're currently fucking playing are trying to console us over how bad we are. What have we become?
Gary needs to get Oregons cock out of his mouth and talk about something else. We get it. They fucked us.
I'm at the point where I say fuck that little girl and her princess show
That shrubbery just had the cleanest catch of the game.
One of the most underrated teams in the nation my fucking ass, Gary.
I'm here drinking. If we lose, I drink more. If we win, I'm getting fucking wasted.
EDIT: after that first quarter. 4 beers down. Idk how to feel.
GARY STOP TALKING ABOUT OREGON JESUS FUCK
It's amazing what Derek Fucking Dooley can do to your psyche. The other team's starting QB goes down and all I can think about it is "I bet the 2nd string guy shreds us."
I'm going to cry in a beer bottle now.
The Tennessee defense is just like "maybe if I put my hands on him he'll fall over." I need ice cream.
I've seen more drive and intensity in shits I've taken.
Tennessee fans! Please report to the liquor cabinet at this time!
Fumble, fumble, interception...and we're still winning
Edit: my bad, I fucked us
On the bright side, Michael "I can't kick for shit" Palardy has yet to fuck our mouths this year
Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuckin fuck
Fuck you, Gary. Go have an orgy with Oregon and Florida, you fucking fuck.
Fuck my life we suck again.
Butch Jones needs to get these guys some tacos already. Did he even feed them this morning?
I hope these D players get a medical redshirt next year. They're terrible. Hope the recruits beat them out.
No no no I think he was out. Let's see that again.
Edit: nope never mind. I guess he was in. Good job Gators.
Also fuck you all.
well at least we probably won't go to the Las Vegas Bowl again
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWING THE NEVADA GAME?!
God help me if this comes down to another fucking field goal. I'm going to die young.
The upside to a crappy QB is that you dont mind when he goes down
aaaannnd we shit the bed again.
I feel like the only play Robert Prince knows how to call is a screen.
What. Shit. God. Fucking. Even when we do good things, then we do bad things. I should just be happy we scored, but fucking fuck.
The Moore years just set my expectations so fucking high for the Broncos. I've really gotta learn to readjust to this. I never did that last year, and I mostly just spent every weekend disappointed and annoyed. That's not healthy and a bit unfair to the team. But pls let's be really good at football again pretty pls ok?
YOU CALL THAT A TACKLE? FFFFFFFFFFFUCK
Exactly what we needed. A good ol morale deflating 3 and out.
Overheard at the bar "watching our offense is like watching a stillbirth"
Touchdown or not, why the hell are you running the pistol on the 1-inch line? Goalline formation, bitches!
Well, I guess I'm drinking tonight.
Someone call the local PD and file for an amber alert. Our offense is missing.
Last seen December 22, 2011 walking out of the Maaco bowl with Brent Pease.
Fuck this game. I'm done. When do we fire Prince again?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME GOD DAMN IT MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN IT HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING FUMBLE IT ON 4TH DOWN AND SHORT JESUS H CHRIST THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Bu bu pickle juice! God this game is mistakes galore.
Fuck you Prince. Just fuck you.
Fucking Jesus fuck. What in the fucking fuck was that fucking shit.
You fucking idiots! Going for two like this is why we lost to SDSU last year! Do you learn nothing?
We fucking suck so much dick. I'm embarrassed.
I really fucking hate our defense.
Oh look... an "injury".
Edit #1: Balty!!!!
Edit #2: Boise just got fucked up the ass.
Edit #3: Ball never lies!